Can Thor Respond To A Speedblitz?

Originally posted by biensalsa
OK, since You are getting your panties in a bunch, I will address every single sentence You are making, but please stop using that pompous grammar you use, to try to hide your lack of IQ.

Originally posted by biensalsa
See? WTF are You saying here? that because Gladiator has not overwhelm Thor therefore Thor can react to Gladiator's speed, but You are conviniently forgetting that speed has several GEARS and You are assuming or trying to sell the idea of Gladiator moving at a taxing speed for him or an all out speed fro Gladiator, which is not true by far.

The only time Thor has faced Gladiator while Gladiator was using a taxing speed for his body, Thor was suing time dilatation from Reed.

Now answer me with a straight face and tell me if you think Thor can deal with Glads if Glads is moving at hyperspeed?

What is your major malfunction? You, once again, completely misrepresent what I said. You've said no less than half a dozen times that I am arguing that Superman and Gladiator only have two states of speed. When have I EVER said that? What specific post from the last several pages have I said this?

Once again, you are so disappointed that you have nothing constructive to offer against my arguments that your only resort is to completely lie about what I state. Then when you pretend like you won't do it anymore, you go straight back to doing it again.

Originally posted by biensalsa
He does, just this one is not one of them, just because You are trying to lowball SD speed and trying to get away the attention from "THOR RESPONDING TO A SPEED BLITZ"

And neither will I take shit from your insults, If I hate anything in this world is some bitter pompous idiot insulting me online. So cool down your tone

You are either completely inept or a liar. And if you don't like being called out on it, stop being inept and stop lying with your posts. Or put me on ignore or run away from the forums for two years like last time.

Originally posted by biensalsa
You should try it, tell one of your friends who has slower reflexes then yours and tell them to swing some nunchucks and try to pass your hand trough it, please record it and post it in You Tube so I can laugh.

Originally posted by biensalsa
^ Who is lying?

OK This sounds like a rant 🙄

You seriously are this stupid? Those two statements have NOTHING to do with each other. You've been so completely and utterly cornered that you have to own up to it and this is the best you can do? LEARN ENGLISH. A phucking retarded Chinese stillborn has better English comprehension than you. Christ.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
You're reported for repeatedly lying about what I state in no uncertain terms. But just to entertain the idea that you're a witless fool and cannot comprehend simple English: do not address me again without first learning to grasp even the simplest of statements. You are an unmitigated disaster of miscomprehension.

OK? And this bullsh1t is because? can You keep focused in here? Usually when I get someone complaining about my language is because they are getting desperate. I can live with that.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Sorry, but a legitimate speedster does not get dismantled in straight H2H by a street leveler in an extended fight. But you walked into this trap splendidly nonetheless:

OK? WTF is this? now You are a master villain who sets traps online? GTFO, We can discuss your master plans of world domination when this is over.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
your doubts that Shadowdragon used his fullest speeds cannot be projected onto Superman vs Shadowdragon or Thor vs Mongoose why? Superman used his fullest speeds and Thor used his fullest speeds based on what? So far, it's nothing but arbitrary hypocrisy.

Who the F said Thor used his full speed? Did I? because I don't remember saying that, I said originally that He had problems at speed. And Superman using his full speed vs SD? Who gives a ??? SD is faster than thought, I can live with that. You lowballing SD armor's speed is what is wrong.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
As I pointed out from the beginning: Superman can't have low feats... Superman's enemies cannot have low feats. Moreover, Thor never has low feats because that's his best performance possible and all of Thor's enemies never use their best performances possible.

Put down what ever you are smoking because all characters have low feats, I said that before. If it makes you fell better I don't think Mongoose is a chump on speed neither Spiderman nor Gladiator.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Your bungling ineptitude with trying to justify lowballing Thor has completely revealed your double-standards. Yes, it is. He got blitzed by a mid street-leveler whose best feats are aim-dodging lasers and getting destroyed in a H2H fight by Lady Shiva. This is not lowballing. This is a response to your lowballing by posting scans of Thor being poisoned by Mongoose and being blitzed by a legitimate meta speedster.

Somehow this sounds like this " Superman can't have low feats... Superman's enemies cannot have low feats. Moreover, Thor never has low feats because that's his best performance possible "

"Mongoose and being blitzed by a legitimate meta speedster"

Shadow dragon got punked by Shiva, 'cuz he does not move faster than thought.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Stop pretending it's not a low feat. Stop pretending Superman doesn't have low feats that are more embarrassing than Thor's. He's that prevalent a character and you shouldn't be so surprised.

Is not a low feat for SM is a low feat for SD because he got low balled vs Shiva, but SD moves faster than thought stated in panel and shown, but You want to retroactively low ball Superman via Shadow Dragon?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Stop being so obviously hypocritical with your attitude. The same excuse you peddle to excuse Shadowdragon's so called low speed feat somehow cannot be used for Thor. Or Superman even. Why? Because in your idiot mind, you cannot countenance the idea that Thor didn't perform to his best or that Superman didn't perform to his best (making his enemies that fast).

Bullsh1t. Childish bullsh1t.

When did I said Thor did not performed his best vs Mongoose? And SD? He is stated to move faster than Superman and faster than thought, He got lowballed vs Shiva so? Why are you crying?

Originally posted by cdtm
I remember Shadowdragon.. No idea what he's been up to lately, but I have his initial showings.

The story made it clear Supes wasn't quick enough to tag him, and was trying his best to. And the speeds the suit achieved even hurt the user, causing him injury every time he attempted to move...

If Shiva was able to beat him, that sounds like a sloppy retcon, because there's no reason Superman should have missed after the first time if he was merely underestimating him. And he did make more than a single attempt..

Shadow Dragon was stated to move faster than though on his annual

Originally posted by biensalsa
OK? And this bullsh1t is because? can You keep focused in here? Usually when I get someone complaining about my language is because they are getting desperate. I can live with that.

Originally posted by biensalsa
OK? WTF is this? now You are a master villain who sets traps online? GTFO, We can discuss your master plans of world domination when this is over.

Who the F said Thor used his full speed? Did I? because I don't remember saying that, I said originally that He had problems at speed. And Superman using his full speed vs SD? Who gives a ??? SD is faster than thought, I can live with that. You lowballing SD armor's speed is what is wrong.

Originally posted by biensalsa
Put down what ever you are smoking because all characters have low feats, I said that before. If it makes you fell better I don't think Mongoose is a chump on speed neither Spiderman nor Gladiator.

Somehow this sounds like this " Superman can't have low feats... Superman's enemies cannot have low feats. Moreover, Thor never has low feats because that's his best performance possible "

"Mongoose and being blitzed by a legitimate meta speedster"

Shadow dragon got punked by Shiva, 'cuz he does not move faster than thought.

Is not a low feat for SM is a low feat for SD because he got low balled vs Shiva, but SD moves faster than thought stated in panel and shown, but You want to retroactively low ball Superman via Shadow Dragon?

When did I said Thor did not performed his best vs Mongoose? And SD? He is stated to move faster than Superman and faster than thought, He got lowballed vs Shiva so? Why are you crying?

Stop acting like Shadowdragon isn't a low feat for Superman. It is. It's so bad it's PIS. There's nothing to argue there. And throwing it in your face when you try to peddle Mongoose blitzing a poisoned Thor is fair game. Stop acting like it's not.

lol.

Let the hate flow through you!

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Let the hate flow through you!

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
You're a sh1tty little liar. I call it how I see it. Deflecting onto loquaciousness is utterly irrelevant to how you have consistently and repeatedly lied about what I post. I told you several times to stop it. And you are lying again. Completely lying again. When did I ever argue that Gladiator only has two states of speed? How many times can I tell you that I have never said such a thing.

You are not saying this openly, but you are saying that because Thor can deal with Glads that means Thor can deal with Glads speed.

Look this is "misunderstanding" is easily fixed, just say Thor will not be able to fight Gladiator if Gladiator was portrayed fighting at hyperspeed.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
What is your major malfunction? You, once again, completely misrepresent what I said. You've said no less than half a dozen times that I am arguing that Superman and Gladiator only have two states of speed. When have I EVER said that? What specific post from the last several pages have I said this?

You are saying Thor can deal with Gladiator moving at speed, that is what you are saying. You are conveniently forgetting to post and say "even if it is at hyperspeed" or "but not at hyperspeed"

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Once again, you are so disappointed that you have nothing constructive to offer against my arguments that your only resort is to completely lie about what I state. Then when you pretend like you won't do it anymore, you go straight back to doing it again. You haven't responded to a single thing I've stated. Nothing. Again. You can choose either to respond to something I've said or stay silent.

So far I have tried to respond to every post of yours, So keep making shi1t up

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
You are either completely inept or a liar. And if you don't like being called out on it, stop being inept and stop lying with your posts. Or put me on ignore or run away from the forums for two years like last time.

😂 Is not really running from You, is so I don't have to deal with idiocy like Yours that I went away for a time, to collect Superman feats so I don't have to repeat myself with idiots online, it has work wonders right? where are the Silver Surfer fans now? and You are crying about the superdoppler effect, so pardon me but I really have to laugh at this 😆

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
I'm sure a nunchuk will add enough speed for a slow trodding human-level character liek Thor to bat away bullets and lasers AFTER they're fired. I'll offer to you an experiment. Grab a nunchuk or a short stick. Have someone shoot you in the face. Block it. Come back and extol us on your successes about how a short hammer makes human-level folks capable of FTB/FTL feats.

"False dichotomy
This is when someone claims that there are only a certain amount of options, and if all but one are false, then the other must be true. This ignores the possibility of other options.

Example: “Lightning travels at relativistic speed. If lightning is heading towards you, either you’ll can’t move that fast and you’ll be hit, or you can move that fast and you can block or dodge it. Nami blocked Enel’s lightning in the Skypeia arc, so therefore Nami can move at relativistic speed.”

The person in this example ignores the possibility that Nami could have seen Enel powering up his attack before he actually fired it and set up her defense in advance"

AND I KNOW YOU SAID AFTER, We have to look at those examples again, not saying he does not have those, but lets sort them out

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
"Thor has never been overwhelmed by Gladiator's speed absent innocent bystanders being endandered" means "Gladiator only has two states of speed."

Not openly, but very veiled.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
You seriously are this stupid? Those two statements have NOTHING to do with each other. You've been so completely and utterly cornered that you have to own up to it and this is the best you can do? LEARN ENGLISH. A phucking retarded Chinese stillborn has better English comprehension than you. Christ.

Wow, that is very mean for a stillborn, this is actually funny, can I keep this?

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Focused on what? You don't read English well. That's not your fault in the first instance but it's something you need to stop when you end up completely misrepresenting what other people are saying in plain English. This isn't semantics. You speak/read English so poorly that you completely fouled up what was being stated. That's not an invitation for you to continue doing it.

Me try hard, 'cuz me loved comics so much.

Hey issue at hand! THOR!!!

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
You are the last phucking person on this site t mince words and accuse others of putting words into their mouth. Shut up. You obviously don't have the requisite English comprehension to unwind this complete clusterphuck. When I throw diatribes against other moron posters for them to "speak English and to learn it," I'm just being snide. This time here and now, I actually mean it.

Boo hoo let me cry a river

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Stop acting like Shadowdragon isn't a low feat for Superman. It is. It's so bad it's PIS. There's nothing to argue there. And throwing it in your face when you try to peddle Mongoose blitzing a poisoned Thor is fair game. Stop acting like it's not.

Is not and this is not Shadow Dragon's thread, can You read english?

^ It's become patently obvious from your comments that this isn't the first time you've been called out on your broken English. A troll with broken English may be a sadly pathetic form of a troll, but it's still a troll. I'm not asking you to apologize for it, I never have, just stop it.

You speak a different language and you made no sense. I thought it was just typical straw-man bs but it turns out you dont actually read English well. Go read English poorly with someone else.

I'm not your English tutor and I'm not responsible for your incoherency.

Originally posted by biensalsa
You are not saying this openly, but you are saying that because Thor can deal with Glads that means Thor can deal with Glads speed.

Originally posted by biensalsa
Look this is "misunderstanding" is easily fixed, just say Thor will not be able to fight Gladiator if Gladiator was portrayed fighting at hyperspeed.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Superman increases his speed accordingly? Of course I know that. In fact, I can read it in plain black-and-white right here when he's facing Shadowdragon

Originally posted by biensalsa
Also on you notion of Superman having only two sets of speed, but again like I said before, You are an expert on Superman since You are most of the time arguing for him.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Learn to read English. Nobody ever said Superman could only have two sets of speed. What kind of moron straw-man is this?

Originally posted by biensalsa
Oh, come on, even you on your blissfull ignorance on Superman should known that Superman has more than Two sets of speeds and believe me if is stated that SD is faster than Superman and if is stated that he moves faster than thought, then is clear that Shadow Dragon is very fast.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
How many times do I have to point out your moronic strawman? I never said Superman has only two states of speed. I pointed out myself, how he can adjust his speeds. I trust you can read English, so read this: just because you find a completely different statement easier to refute, doesn't give you the right to lie about what I state. Do better than this and perhaps I can take your posts more seriously.

Originally posted by biensalsa
And AGAIN you a selling your idea of a speedster only using two gears of speed.

How is that possible? Apparently, it wasn't trolling. It wasn't lying. It was, in fact, unabashed stupidity. I am done apologizing for your broken English. You're a waste of my time.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
Shut up. I don't care what you want me to have said. I don't care what your broken English led you to believe. Shut up. I cannot carry on a conversation with somebody who is doing one or the either. It's not a misunderstanding. You took a simple statement and completely and utterly phucked it into e-oblivion:

Just say Thor will not be able to fight Gladiator if Gladiator was portrayed fighting at hyperspeed.

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
What the phuck is this? Do you realize how boneheadedly inane this is? The worst part... you're whole "Stop arguing Gladiator only has two sets of speed!" was EVEN WORSE.

How is that possible? Apparently, it wasn't trolling. It wasn't lying. It was, in fact, unabashed stupidity. I am done apologizing for your broken English. You're a waste of my time.

OK, You never said that, but my poor english lead me to understand that because Thor can deal with Gladiator, You were trying to say that Thor can deal with Gladiator at Superspeed (any speed). And I apologize for that, but if You can please clarify this and say that Thor cannot deal with Gladiator if Gladiator is moving at hyperspeed. Then We have an agreement.

This is some funny shit.

Can't we all just get along?

Originally posted by biensalsa
Just say Thor will not be able to fight Gladiator if Gladiator was portrayed fighting at hyperspeed.

OK, You never said that, but my poor english lead me to understand that because Thor can deal with Gladiator, You were trying to say that Thor can deal with Gladiator at Superspeed (any speed). And I apologize for that, but if You can please clarify this and say that Thor cannot deal with Gladiator if Gladiator is moving at hyperspeed. Then We have an agreement.

What the phuck are you talking about? I don't want you to apologize. It's not your fault. But forcing your broken ENglish onto me and demanding I deal with it for the last 4 posts is your fault. Stop it.

I'm not getting into an argument with someone who doesn't understand English. <--- This is almost certainly 99.999999% of the time an insulting joke on the internet. This is the .00000001% where it's actually a dry statement.

It's a god damn headache. I might have more success jerking off to jewelry infomercials than have a coherent discussion with you at this point.

Lol...Spanglish? Hilarious.

This will soon turn into a racist fight.

Go Go Go Spanglish!

lol

Originally posted by OneDumbG0
How the phuck does your Spanglish (or whatever the hell this is) end up demanding statements from me?

What the phuck are you talking about? I don't want you to apologize. It's not your fault. But forcing your broken ENglish onto me and demanding I deal with it for the last 4 posts is your fault. Stop it.

I'm not getting into an argument with someone who doesn't understand English. <--- This is almost certainly 99.999999% of the time an insulting joke on the internet. This is the .00000001% where it's actually a dry statement.

It's a god damn headache. I might have more success jerking off to jewelry infomercials than have a coherent discussion with you at this point.

"Genetic fallacy
This is when someone evaluates the merit of an argument based on its origin, or where it comes from, instead of the actual logic and evidence it contains. In this way, it is similar to an ad hominem fallacy"

I have no problem with that.

Using Gladiator instead of Supervibrator was for an easy insertion.

Keep it up springing traps, I'm done with you.

All of you, stop ****ing bashing. Now. This thread has gotten ridiculous, and if you're not going to debate properly, then don't post. Simple.

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As far as topic goes, I don't think Thor is as slow as people try to make him sound. He'd be faster than Logan or Cap for sure. By that same token though, there is a (albeit a minority) stating that he's faster than I personally think he is.

I don't see why a happy medium can't be found...

Originally posted by -Pr-
All of you, stop ****ing bashing. Now. This thread has gotten ridiculous, and if you're not going to debate properly, then don't post. Simple.

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As far as topic goes, I don't think Thor is as slow as people try to make him sound. He'd be faster than Logan or Cap for sure. By that same token though, there is a (albeit a minority) stating that he's faster than I personally think he is.

I don't see why a happy medium can't be found...

In my broken english that somehow became part of this argument, I agree Thor is not a slouch but I also believe that He can't fight Gladiator if Gladiator is using hyperspeed.