Chronicles: telekinetic Andrew vs Young Anakin Skywalker

Started by NemeBro6 pages

The rest was not important.

Originally posted by marwash22
hilarious.

i guess Anny wins via seeing into the future and somehow keeps Andrew from killing him in 1 of 100 possible ways with his completely invisible tk powers.

sure.

The force isn't invisible!

Stay in the comic book vs. section Marwash. You're outclassed here. uhuh

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I refuse to rise to The Plague's devil's advocate antagonizations.

reading comprehension fail.

Nope, your argument just sucks and is illogical.

your face is illogical. ahah

Robtard was the first to logically conclude and show why Anakin wins here. Glad everyone is finally on board and it only took 4 pages.

Robtard wins; flawless victory.

Your concept was good but the execution weak; typical of your race.

It took my consolidation of your statement to turn your victory into a reality, my son.

both of you are delusional.

Only if delusional is some kind of black slang for empirically ingenious.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Your concept was good but the execution weak; typical of your race.

It took my consolidation of your statement to turn your victory into a reality, my son.

ie you swung from my nuts after the battle was won. I don't mind.

Originally posted by NemeBro
The rest was not important.

Which is why your troll attempt failed.

It's okay: you'll "get 'em" next time, sport.

Note: It took 4 pages to talk about nothing because the thread was over after the 6th post.

Originally posted by dadudemon

Note: It took 4 pages to talk about nothing because the thread was over after the 6th post.

Incorrect.

Post 2-9 contained various forms of Andrew masturbatory post which completely ignored the fact that Anakin despite being weaker in telekensis has enough power/skill to one-shot Andrew and the blatantly obvious that Anakin is FAR faster on the attack. Which is what post 10 clearly pointed out.

eg Andrew is a man holding a high-yield rocket-launcher and Anakin is an incredibly fast man holding a pistol; while the launcher is far more destruction, Andrew still dies from being shot first with the pistol. /facts

we're wanking Andrew, meanwhile, Rob has Anakin moving at speeds that humans can't track; he's also completely disregarding Anny's character. lol.

One day you'll possess grade school level reading comprehension, and you too will realize that it's been stated several times in this thread that CIS is off. uhuh

Furthermore, lul ignoring character. If we're not to ignore character, when did Andrew ever "crush" someone in the movie?

Oh right, he never did. He tossed people around and that's it. So outright killing someone with his powers wouldn't be "in character" for him at all.

CIS doesn't allow you to script fights. All it means is that the characters refrain from being stupid... it's not bloodlust.

but whatever, even if we play along with your suggestions that Anakin goes for the force choke immediately, there's the simple fact that Star wars characters can't even defend against force powers, which are far weaker than the tk in Chronicle. So, even if by some miracle Anakin gets the first attack, Andrew has an actual defense... which, according to your CIS bullshit, is automatically activated because it would be STUPID for it not to be.

Anny goes for a force choke and it's negated by Andrew's shield... Anny dies. done.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Furthermore, lul ignoring character. If we're not to ignore character, when did Andrew ever "crush" someone in the movie?

Oh right, he never did. He tossed people around and that's it. So outright killing someone with his powers wouldn't be "in character" for him at all.

Riiiiight, 'cause he didn't try to kill his dad. m'kay.

What defense is that? The same defense that failed to protect him from a spear in the back or a bullet to the hand?

I'll point out, for the third time now, that Anakin effortlessly imploded steel robots and shook the foundations of a futuristic skyscraper in the process, just by being unhappy. His "shield" is going to do shit all against a crushed larynx.

edit- He tried to kill his Dad by crushing him?

Oh wait he tried to toss him off a building. haermm

*sigh*

deuces.

Word my neezy. Or... whatever you kids say these days.

Originally posted by marwash22
we're wanking Andrew, meanwhile, Rob has Anakin moving at speeds that humans can't track; he's also completely disregarding Anny's character. lol.

Strawman, my argument is that Anakin can attack first cos of his Force-enhanced speed and agility, which is a common Jedi/Sith trait.

He does; he wins.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which is why your troll attempt failed.

It's okay: you'll "get 'em" next time, sport.

I wasn't trolling you.

I was expressing disbelief at you thinking that a fight between Andrew or Galen Marek could be anything but "Galen Marek compresses his body into a marble", or some variation of horrible stomp.

Also:

YouTube video

Notice the Force speed Qui-Gon and a younger Obi display at about ten seconds in.

Yeah, Anakin could literally bumrush Andrew with his saber alone and win.