Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

Started by BruceSkywalker12 pages
Originally posted by BlackZero30x
lol well my local theater did an early showing and someone else paid for my ticket. The only thing wasted was my time. It was just awful.

were the martial arts moves any good?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
were the martial arts moves any good?
Yea I thought the choreography was good.

I bet there'll be a sequel, the transformers movies are awful yet we get sequel after sequel of those

Depends on the box office. Hopefully a second weekend of GotG will crush this shameless reboot.

just got back from seeing this.. It's not a bad film.. clearly for kids and families and not for grown men.. i enjoyed the martial arts scenes, liked Shredder a lot.

if i were a child seeing this i'd give it 10/10 but since i am a 45 year old man, 6/10

Just watched it. Being a huge TMNT fan I'll try my best to give an objective review. Now.. if you're not a fan and are not familiar with the story from comics/tv shows there's a good chance you'll walk out of the cinema 20 minutes into the film. Not because it's bad.. It's just for someone who's not ready for it those giant talking CGI monsters that come out of nowhere, do Kung fu and crack jokes must seem so weird and out of place at the beginning of the movie. You don't really get the chance to get used to the characters, let alone sympathize with them. That goes for heroes as well as villains. Everything feels.. silly and it's difficult to get yourself to care. So if you're expecting a movie with a well thought through plot.. this one is definitely not for you. It's pure simple entertainment. That said it's one of those rare movies that get better as the story progresses. Eventually you get used to turtles. Being a huge fan of the old tv show I was upset they made the ninjas so huge but you stop noticing that pretty fast and at some point their size stars feeling "right" even. You even get used to the boring Shredder who has no personality whatsoever beside being the bad guy. And that stupid evil plan of his. At some point you stop questioning all that and just enjoying movie. Both action and humor that are great. The turtles are hilarious (you'll laugh your ass off) Fight scenes.. epic. And haters can say whatever the F they want Megan Fox was a great April. Let's not pretend like its a deep character that requires some Oscar level acting. Fox did a good job, and that ass shot in tight jeans alone deserves an extra point even though that's what many fans actually complain about. To sum it up, even keeping aside my TMNT fanboyism.. This is a solid movie, definitely not a serious one (not that it's trying to be) with silly plot yet the kind of movie I know I'd enjoy seeing a second time. Definitely deserves a sequel. Simple pure entertainment for the family and nostalgia for old school fans. 6.5-7/10.

So it's not as bad as TMNT3?

So in other words .Its a "good movie.... if your drunk"

Originally posted by SamZED
6.5-7/10.

Thats where we are diffrent lol I hated it, except for the actual fighting and I read the comics, watch the cartoons, the movies, and even the series with the girl turtle.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
were the martial arts moves any good?

yeah, it was pretty impressive

Originally posted by dynamix
yeah, it was pretty impressive

i agree i enjoyed the martial arts scenes

The movie is so bad IDW has slashed prices on all the digital comics by 50%

http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/128614-michael-bays-tmnt-movie-is-so-bad-idw-has-slashed-prices-on-all-turtles-digital-comics-by-50.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheOuthouseGreatestComicBookFeed+(The+Outhouse+Greatest+Comic+Book+Feed)

Can't possibly be worse than the last 2 big film turtles lol.

Secret of the ooze?.........that one was good

3rd one definitely bad, Altho i probably liked it as a kid but not now.

The 2nd movie was bad. Like real bad. I loved the hell out of the movie as a kid, but I watched it a few weeks ago out of boredom and sigh. What a piece of trash. My parents must have regretted ever having me after I put them through showing after showing of that movie lol.

And yeah the third one somehow managed to be worse lol.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]So in other words .Its a "good movie.... if your drunk"

[/B]

tbh I actually was drunk.

Originally posted by BlackZero30x
Thats where we are diffrent lol I hated it, except for the actual fighting and I read the comics, watch the cartoons, the movies, and even the series with the girl turtle.
They also went with the classic "Splinter is a rat" scenario. I actually prefer human rat mutant, makes a whole lot more sense for him to be a wise ninja master and adds depth to the character.

Originally posted by SamZED
tbh I actually was drunk.

They also went with the classic "Splinter is a rat" scenario. I actually prefer human rat mutant, makes a whole lot more sense for him to be a wise ninja master and adds depth to the character.

Yeah. That is one of the big things that bothered me. I know the comics Splinter was just a Rat but at least he was Hamato Yoshi's pet and learned by watching him train/practice. However, and its been a long time, I seem to remember Splinter being Shredders pet Rat in the old movies. I hated how they had Splinter learn in the new movie though. One of the things that killed it for.

I do agree with you though I prefer the way the old and new cartoon portray Splinter actually as Hamato Yoshi.

I think that people are WAY OVERANALYZING this movie.

It's a movie about, well, Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutrles. It's supposed to be hammy and cheesy.

Originally posted by Impediment
I think that people are WAY OVERANALYZING this movie.

It's a movie about, well, Teenage Mutant Ninja Tutrles. It's supposed to be hammy and cheesy.

let them do it.. Michael Bay is laughing at each and every one of them... besides this is a kids/family film.. It isn't for grown ass men and women... since it made massive bucks at the box office this week.. there will be a sequel

Box Office: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Surprises With $58M to $61M+; ‘Guardians’

LOL
http://beta.deadline.com/2014/08/box-office-preview-audiences-expected-to-shell-it-out-for-teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-will-guardians-hold-fast-at-no-1/

Turtle power baby, movie was amazing