Movie Hulk vs Movie Superman vs Movie Thor

Started by Placidity12 pages
Originally posted by quanchi112
You aren't making any sense. Saying he's leagues stronger without anything to back it up is why I think you don't have a leg to stand on.

Have you seen Superman movies or? His feats have already been mentioned countless times in this thread. Just because you refuse to acknowledge them doesn't mean they aren't there.

I was originally just making a comment, not really intending to get into a debate with people so extremely biased - there is no point.

Ask anyone without an interest in comics to watch those films and then who they think is stronger/faster/more durable between Movie Superman and Movie Hulk/Thor and there's your unbiased honest answer.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You are also ignoring Superman and acting like he tries to kill right out of the gun. He doesn't fight like you claim he does. You don't have one single example to back up your case.

I knew you would fall back on "PIS" eventually, there's no other way you could argue.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Anyone who says Thor or Hulk is either ****ing insane, trolling, or not sufficiently intellectually evolved. Pick one.

Superman could beat Thor and Hulk at the same ****ing time.

He could fly from the horizon into the path of a gatling gun spray after the thing started firing. He can put out big ass city-wide explosions emanating from the sewers by blowing really hard. He can lift a small country-sized island while surrounded and impaled by Kryptonite, and throw it into space. He is so fast that he can fly from one end of the world to the other in a few seconds easily, disappearing from one news station's cameras and reappearing on another's. This is just shit from Returns that I can recall. His best feat is breaking lightspeed and turning back the time of the planet.

Seriously, Superman could compress Thor and Hulk's bodies to the size of a ****ing marble and use them as a jawbreaker. He could get either in a headlock and noogie them so hard that he would push his fist through the top of their heads out their ass. He could pull the lungs from their chests and out their throats by french kissing them and inhaling.

Movie Superman operates at an entirely different scale than movie Thor and movie Hulk. Superman could handle the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe's allotted forces. At the same time. In five minutes (If he's lazy about it). And still have the stamina to **** Lois Lane afterwards. While using Hulk's intestines as a condom.

Superman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor>Hulk.

Oh, and for that "Hurdur Superman was hurt by a manhole" shit, Hulk and Abomination were hurting eachother with shit like cars and ****ing helicopter blades. GTFO with that bullshit.

Edit: Quan, the question of the thread is who is superior, not who would kill who.

Superman might not be out to kill them in a fight, but he is far superior to them both.

intestine condom...

Originally posted by quanchi112
@Nemebro--😂 😂 😂
There was nothing false about what I said.

Superman's feats are simply of several magnitudes greater.

Not his HTH skill feats.

Who gives a shit how skilled he is?

His fist would be traveling at a velocity hundreds of thousands of times faster than they can react to.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Anyone who says Thor or Hulk is either ****ing insane, trolling, or not sufficiently intellectually evolved. Pick one.

Superman could beat Thor and Hulk at the same ****ing time.

He could fly from the horizon into the path of a gatling gun spray after the thing started firing. He can put out big ass city-wide explosions emanating from the sewers by blowing really hard. He can lift a small country-sized island while surrounded and impaled by Kryptonite, and throw it into space. He is so fast that he can fly from one end of the world to the other in a few seconds easily, disappearing from one news station's cameras and reappearing on another's. This is just shit from Returns that I can recall. His best feat is breaking lightspeed and turning back the time of the planet.

Seriously, Superman could compress Thor and Hulk's bodies to the size of a ****ing marble and use them as a jawbreaker. He could get either in a headlock and noogie them so hard that he would push his fist through the top of their heads out their ass. He could pull the lungs from their chests and out their throats by french kissing them and inhaling.

Movie Superman operates at an entirely different scale than movie Thor and movie Hulk. Superman could handle the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe's allotted forces. At the same time. In five minutes (If he's lazy about it). And still have the stamina to **** Lois Lane afterwards. While using Hulk's intestines as a condom.

Superman>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Thor>Hulk.

Oh, and for that "Hurdur Superman was hurt by a manhole" shit, Hulk and Abomination were hurting eachother with shit like cars and ****ing helicopter blades. GTFO with that bullshit.

Edit: Quan, the question of the thread is who is superior, not who would kill who.

Superman might not be out to kill them in a fight, but he is far superior to them both.

Agreed for the most part. However, in the current movie metagame, Hulk would use mjolnir as a suppository in Thor.

Hulk

Originally posted by NemeBro
Who gives a shit how skilled he is?

His fist would be traveling at a velocity hundreds of thousands of times faster than they can react to.

You said that Superman's feats were "several magnitudes greater", I merely pointed out that, that wasn't true...Superman's skill feats were in fact much worse.

BTW, when did movie Superman ever throw a punch that traveled "at a velocity hundreds of thousands of times faster than they can react to"?

Originally posted by Placidity
Have you seen Superman movies or? His feats have already been mentioned countless times in this thread. Just because you refuse to acknowledge them doesn't mean they aren't there.

I was originally just making a comment, not really intending to get into a debate with people so extremely biased - there is no point.

Ask anyone without an interest in comics to watch those films and then who they think is stronger/faster/more durable between Movie Superman and Movie Hulk/Thor and there's your unbiased honest answer.

I knew you would fall back on "PIS" eventually, there's no other way you could argue.

I haven't refused to acknowledge anything. Superman in combat wasn't beyond any of his foes save the human beings. I saw him struggle against a truck. Then again you refuse to see that one through and also refuse to see he needed a sun amp iirc to lift the island. While he was k-nite poisoned mere humans destroyed him in combat.

There is no such thing as pis. It's just a way fans get to dismiss certain showings. I don't dismiss anything but then again I'm objective you're jaded.

Originally posted by NemeBro
There was nothing false about what I said.

Superman's feats are simply of several magnitudes greater.

You exaggerated his feats and want to completely dismiss how he's portrayed when he goes up against a foe. Superman's top speed feats are impressive but he doesn't do so in combat. Thor's hammer will hurt a lot more so than a giant coca cola sign or a manhole. Thor or Hulk win. Just too much. Superman's very unskilled with his powers and lacks dynamic strength like the Hulk.

Thor's more skilled while the Hulk is stronger.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I haven't refused to acknowledge anything. Superman in combat wasn't beyond any of his foes save the human beings. I saw him struggle against a truck. Then again you refuse to see that one through and also refuse to see he needed a sun amp iirc to lift the island. While he was k-nite poisoned mere humans destroyed him in combat.

There is no such thing as pis. It's just a way fans get to dismiss certain showings. I don't dismiss anything but then again I'm objective you're jaded.


😂 @sun amp and the continued trolling and lowballing.
Originally posted by quanchi112
You exaggerated his feats and want to completely dismiss how he's portrayed when he goes up against a foe. Superman's top speed feats are impressive but he doesn't do so in combat. Thor's hammer will hurt a lot more so than a giant coca cola sign or a manhole. Thor or Hulk win. Just too much. Superman's very unskilled with his powers and lacks dynamic strength like the Hulk.

Thor's more skilled while the Hulk is stronger.


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Originally posted by quanchi112
You exaggerated his feats and want to completely dismiss how he's portrayed when he goes up against a foe. Superman's top speed feats are impressive but he doesn't do so in combat. Thor's hammer will hurt a lot more so than a giant coca cola sign or a manhole. Thor or Hulk win. Just too much. Superman's very unskilled with his powers and lacks dynamic strength like the Hulk.

Thor's more skilled while the Hulk is stronger.

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂 @sun amp and the continued trolling and lowballing.

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Look you're the same guy who turned tail and ran from me with some made up my lap top is broke. You're a coward. Did he get a sun amp or not ? It's been a while. Can you find out even though your laptop is still ruined ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Look you're the same guy who turned tail and ran from me with some made up my lap top is broke. You're a coward. Did he get a sun amp or not ? It's been a while. Can you find out even though your laptop is still ruined ?

This comes from the guy who dodges questions?

Originally posted by biensalsa
This comes from the guy who dodges questions?

This coming from the guy who dodges logic and reasoning like it's a virus.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Look you're the same guy who turned tail and ran from me with some made up my lap top is broke. You're a coward. Did he get a sun amp or not ? It's been a while. Can you find out even though your laptop is still ruined ?

You are talking big for a troll. My laptop would arrive tomorrow and we can certainly BZ after my match with existere. He just went above the clouds to get some sunlight.

Originally posted by quanchi112
This coming from the guy who dodges logic and reasoning like it's a virus.

This comes from the guy who bases his arguments in wishful thinking.

Flip flops like a pancake

And says that feats don't matter but yet he uses vs feats

BTW my reasoning was backed by science 😂 , Your's..........not so much 😂

Originally posted by abhilegend
You are talking big for a troll. My laptop would arrive tomorrow and we can certainly BZ after my match with existere. He just went above the clouds to get some sunlight.
Sure you will. You're all talk. I actually do battlezones you just talk about them. Do one and then get back to me. I won't waste my time waiting on your laptop to suddenly get well.
Originally posted by biensalsa
This comes from the guy who bases his arguments in wishful thinking.

Flip flops like a pancake

And says that feats don't matter but yet he uses vs feats

BTW my reasoning was backed by science 😂 , Your's..........not so much 😂

Combat feats matter. You want to use lifting feats as the ultimate deciding factor. Mike Tyson can't lift anywhere near as much as Jay Cutler the bodybuilder but in a fight Cutler gets waxed. You think strength always wins but guess what Hulk has dynamic strength. Does Superman ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Sure you will. You're all talk. I actually do battlezones you just talk about them. Do one and then get back to me. I won't waste my time waiting on your laptop to suddenly get well. Combat feats matter. You want to use lifting feats as the ultimate deciding factor. Mike Tyson can't lift anywhere near as much as Jay Cutler the bodybuilder but in a fight Cutler gets waxed. You think strength always wins but guess what Hulk has dynamic strength. Does Superman ?

Lol, have you ever read a Superman comic?

I can't believe how they have allow you to run rampant with your fallacies for such a long time.

You don't even know how Superman's powers work, yet You are always debating against Superman.

Stick around I'll teach you a thing or two, slowly so you can enjoy it and swallow it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Sure you will. You're all talk. I actually do battlezones you just talk about them. Do one and then get back to me. I won't waste my time waiting on your laptop to suddenly get well. Combat feats matter. You want to use lifting feats as the ultimate deciding factor. Mike Tyson can't lift anywhere near as much as Jay Cutler the bodybuilder but in a fight Cutler gets waxed. You think strength always wins but guess what Hulk has dynamic strength. Does Superman ?

Like I said you certainly talk big for a troll.
😂 @this real life comparison.