Sebastion Shaw Vs. The Avengers
Captain America
Thor
Hulk
Iron Man
Hawkeye
Black Widow
Vs.
Sebastion Shaw
Fight takes place in NY after the invasion as the Avengers are leaving the shawarma restaurant (consider them fully rested and healed/repaired/reloaded); Sebastion approaches them:
Sebastion: "I'm not happy, I was hoping the aliens would destroy the governments of the world; as I planned to rise-up with my mutants and retake the planet and rebuild it in my own image."
Thor: "Stand aside you lunatic mortal, I've just feasted and am in no mood."
Sebastion: *smiles* "Ah, the so-called demi-god, I have it on good word that Odin secretly bottoms for Heimdall's massive black cock."
Thor: *rages* "The All Father doth not bite pillow, mortal!" *rages some more*
Fight!