Originally posted by Damborgson
Yes we all know what a loon Jake is around here. Can barely take him seriously. Keep listening to the good posters like starscream and you'll really get somewhere on here.
It's true. I'm a madman.
Don't listen to me, but instead, turn your eyes and ears to the beacons of light in KMC, the Holy Trinity of Posters.
h1
Starscream
Carver
Originally posted by leonidasI just let my 6 year old son read your laughable post and here is what he said.... Daddy, that dumb man must not know that the people who make comic books let the hero win, its just like wrestling daddy, they already know who they will let win, john cena will beat big show on tv but if they went at it without someone telling who will lose, big show would kill john cena, that man is stupid daddy... From a 6 year old who knows how comics work and why the hero saves the day. A 6 year old.. Goodness man.
man, it's a good thing people can't be banned for being stupid--if they could we'd BOTH be gone. you, for.....every post you've ever made. me, for taking you off ignore.(a) that's NOT 616 glads so...... who gives a sh!t what you think about him. though i'm good with it seeing as how thor crushed him when he was actually ready to fight and even glads admitted thor was too strong for him. 🙂
(b) prove he was ko'd. it is CLEAR the writer simply didn't want thor to call his hammer back to him like he did against angrir and have it kill glads because that would have been too easy. so the writers decided to use the PLOT DEVICE of his returning to a human in order to allow glads to even have a chance against thor.
your argument about the writers is possibly (and this is REALLY saying something.....) the single STUPIDEST thing i've EVER READ in all my time on the forum. hey, retard--THE WRITERS CONTROL EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so you what--like them some times but then the times where you DON'T like the outcome you blame them???
masterson should have slaughtered glads--the fact that he didn't is only because the damn writers are stupid and didn't let masterson have access to all of thor's powers!!1!
my gawd, you really are the worst poster--again, that is saying something....--in the entire forum. i'm afraid i have to put you back on ignore, otherwise i may be forced to take out my eyes with a spoon when i accidentally glance at your next post. 😐
Originally posted by country1000
I just let my 6 year old son read your laughable post and here is what he said.... Daddy, that dumb man must not know that the people who make comic books let the hero win, its just like wrestling daddy, they already know who they will let win, john cena will beat big show on tv but if they went at it without someone telling who will lose, big show would kill john cena, that man is stupid daddy... From a 6 year old who knows how comics work and why the hero saves the day. A 6 year old.. Goodness man.
lmfao at the John Cena/Big Show comparison.
How does that help your case at all?
If the writers dictate everything, then all of Gladiator's feats are the results of the writers, or in your analogy's case, the "bookers" deciding them. And you say that Thor only won because the writers wanted him to go over Gladiator...okay, then? So Gladiator's victories are only because writers wanted him to win at the time.
If you honestly and truly knew anything about both these characters, you'd know that Thor's high end feats trump Gladiator's...because the writers made it so. 😐
Originally posted by country1000I'll beat your son up, bro.
I just let my 6 year old son read your laughable post and here is what he said.... Daddy, that dumb man must not know that the people who make comic books let the hero win, its just like wrestling daddy, they already know who they will let win, john cena will beat big show on tv but if they went at it without someone telling who will lose, big show would kill john cena, that man is stupid daddy... From a 6 year old who knows how comics work and why the hero saves the day. A 6 year old.. Goodness man.
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Where in the blue hell did I state that?You're so far out of your depth here, Carv, it's sad.
There is no depth since you are clearly trolling.
Masterson was on the ground and was HELPLESS until he snuck attack Glads, a Gladiator that was standing over him laughing like Masterson was a weakling.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/367/50212917oa1.jpg/
Like I said, something is wrong with you.
Originally posted by carver9
There is no depth since you are clearly trolling.Masterson was on the ground and was HELPLESS until he snuck attack Glads, a Gladiator that was standing over him laughing like he was a weakling.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/367/50212917oa1.jpg/
Like I said, something is wrong with you.
Gladiator was looking right at him. Literally RIGHT AT HIM. But he was too busy being a buffoon to capitalize on his advantage. How again is that Masterson's fault?
Answer: it isn't.
Living Lightning being in the vicinity was an instance of happy coincidence, but you're quite frankly stupid as all hell if you think that Masterson couldn't summon lightning under his own power with Mjolnir.
If the two of them fought again, in a rematch, Masterson would wax that ass.
Originally posted by DamborgsonMasterson thor had the same strength and powers as the real thor and gladiator had thor beat everytime they fought until pis took over. If thor can beat gladiator, then how come the writers sent in living lightning, thorgirl, amora and have reed amp thors speed to be even able to see gladiator?? Gladiator did not need any help. Wonderman a hero has beaten thor, hyperion was beating his ass until thor pis shrunk him... What did gladiator do to wonderman and hyperion without pis??
Thor> Gladiator?A prepped future gladiator came at Thor while using the hostage as a distraction. And after the beating Thor gave Gladiator, GLADIATOR is the one who should be thanking Thor Girl for the rest of his life. Thor admits to holding back at the end of the fight anyway. Which he proves to doing so after in a head to head battle with no more distractions beats the hell out of Gladiator who then admits to being thor's inferior.
Masterson Thor was a noob. He has no claim on the real Thor and he knew it. He was weaker physically, much less skilled, and didn't know how to properly utilize Thor's powers.
Are we going to go into what they SHOULD have done? Masterson Thor should have just called a volley of lightning when Gladiator started being stupid. That would have more than stunned him. But he was a noob. Which doing as well against Gladiator that he did,and in the end beating him is even worse for Gladiator.
What happened, happened. And Gladiaotor's warrior pride got in the way of his victory.
Originally posted by country1000
Masterson thor had the same strength and powers as the real thor and gladiator had thor beat everytime they fought until pis took over. If thor can beat gladiator, then how come the writers sent in living lightning, thorgirl, amora and have reed amp thors speed to be even able to see gladiator?? Gladiator did not need any help. Wonderman a hero has beaten thor, hyperion was beating his ass until thor pis shrunk him... What did gladiator do to wonderman and hyperion with pis??
Didn't need any help my ass.
Gladiator had prep, took Mandy as hostage, attacked Jake Olsen, exploited a now defunct weakness and was intent on killing Thor.
That was plenty of help, all in the form of the "writers".
And he still failed.
Originally posted by JakeTheBankThey did meet again and gladiator told him that he was a coward who struck him from behind. Then gladiator knocked the hell out of masterson thor.
Gladiator was looking right at him. Literally RIGHT AT HIM. But he was too busy being a buffoon to capitalize on his advantage. How again is that Masterson's fault?Answer: it isn't.
Living Lightning being in the vicinity was an instance of happy coincidence, but you're quite frankly stupid as all hell if you think that Masterson couldn't summon lightning under his own power with Mjolnir.
If the two of them fought again, in a rematch, Masterson would wax that ass.
Originally posted by country1000
They did meet again and gladiator told him that he was a coward who struck him from behind. Then gladiator knocked the hell out of masterson thor.
lol Gladiator calling someone else a coward. That's rich.
Can't really tell if you're trolling here or if you're really under the impression that Gladiator >>> Thor, even when it's in direct opposition to their fights and feats independent of them.
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Gladiator was looking right at him. Literally RIGHT AT HIM. But he was too busy being a buffoon to capitalize on his advantage. How again is that Masterson's fault?Answer: it isn't.
Living Lightning being in the vicinity was an instance of happy coincidence, but you're quite frankly stupid as all hell if you think that Masterson couldn't summon lightning under his own power with Mjolnir.
If the two of them fought again, in a rematch, Masterson would wax that ass.
He already tried blasting Gladiator ending with it bouncing off of Glads chest. Your entire argument fails. Masterson was helpless TWICE in that fight and got WAXED while the fight was going on. He didn't have an advantage not once in that fight and you bringing up a lame sneak attack when he couldn't do it face to face is making you look weak.
Masterson getting destroyed.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/117/36522402ss6.jpg/
Get over it Jake...just stop bro.
Blast bouncing off of Gladiator chest.
Originally posted by carver9
He already tried blasting Gladiator ending with it bouncing off of Glads chest. Your entire argument fails. Masterson was helpless TWICE in that fight and got WAXED while the fight was going on. He didn't have an advantage not once in that fight and you bringing up a lame sneak attack when he couldn't do it face to face is making you look weak.Masterson getting destroyed.
http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/117/36522402ss6.jpg/
Get over it Jake...just stop bro.
😂
I like how you use what happened at the beginning of the fight and then completely ignore the fact that Masterson almost KILLED Gladiator. That's what happened when Masterson was finally pushed over the edge. Gladiator was willing to let the entire solar system die to save the life of a single Sh'iar.
Oh, yes, Masterson sure was destroyed alright. 😬
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/MastersonThorvsGladiator04.jpg
Look at him, all conscious and bantering with Gladiator. Completely destroyed by Gladiator alright. He's even able to speak clearly. The horror. 😐
http://i388.photobucket.com/albums/oo326/OneDumbG0/Thor%20Fights/MastersonThorvsGladiator05.jpg
But this somehow doesn't count, amirite?
Originally posted by carver9
Blast bouncing off of Gladiator chest.
Which means what?
Seriously, what does that scan prove nowadays?
We know that the real Thor's blasts can hurt Gladiator and god knows that we know his blasts can harm beings far beyond Gladiator's paygrade. And we also know that Gladiator is depicted currently as being specifically weak to magic.
In what fantasy world do you live in where that scan is relevant? At all?
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
lmfao at the John Cena/Big Show comparison.How does that help your case at all?
If the writers dictate everything, then all of Gladiator's feats are the results of the writers, or in your analogy's case, the "bookers" deciding them. And you say that Thor only won because the writers wanted him to go over Gladiator...okay, then? So Gladiator's victories are only because writers wanted him to win at the time.
If you honestly and truly knew anything about both these characters, you'd know that Thor's high end feats trump Gladiator's...because the writers made it so. 😐
Originally posted by JakeTheBankGladiator is stronger and a million times faster than thor and can wreck planets with his punched, he has recorded nao-second battles. Thor has been koed by far weaker characters, yet you base your belief off of what happened in a comic. Thors only chance is to use his hammer, he has never in his life hit gladiator with his fists. Gladiator is more than fast enough to send thor into orbit before thors knows whats going on. I dont care what powers thor can use, if he never gets the chance, he will lose everytime. Hell spiderman damn near beat masterson thor by blitzing him. What do you think gladiator would have done to any thor if the writer had used gladiators planet destroying punches that many times at speeds that would put spiderman to shame.
lol Gladiator calling someone else a coward. That's rich.Can't really tell if you're trolling here or if you're really under the impression that Gladiator >>> Thor, even when it's in direct opposition to their fights and feats independent of them.
Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Which means what?Seriously, what does that scan prove nowadays?
We know that the real Thor's blasts can hurt Gladiator and god knows that we know his blasts can harm beings far beyond Gladiator's paygrade. And we also know that Gladiator is depicted currently as being specifically weak to magic.
In what fantasy world do you live in where that scan is relevant? At all?
In what fantasy world do you live in referencing fights that wasn't even involving the real Gladiator? When will this sink in Jake? Thor has never fought the real deal...they have never met in a Canon book involving the real Glads. This isn't hard to comprehend. Do I have to put it as a Sig for you to get it Jake?
