The League of Extraordinary Gentleman Vs The Avengers

Started by Robtard5 pages

Grey taking bullets and claws strikes doesn't mean he's going to recover from being turned into a puddle of grease and blood by The Hulk, at least not at any great speed.

Originally posted by Robtard
Grey taking bullets and claws strikes doesn't mean he's going to recover from being turned into a puddle of grease and blood by The Hulk, at least not at any great speed.

The only way to kill Grey is to have him look at his painting. Fact. The Avengers do not have his painting.

They cannot kill him. Why are you arguing this?

Why do you seem to believe that they need to kill him?

Thor, Hulk, or Ironman could just put a boulder or slab of cement on him, or bury him under hundreds of tons of rock.

Does he win if he can't move or do anything for the rest of his life?

Knock him the ground, put Mjolnir on his chest.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
The only way to kill Grey is to have him look at his painting. Fact. The Avengers do not have his painting.

They cannot kill him. Why are you arguing this?

They don't need to kill him.

Avengers win, get over it.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
The only way to kill Grey is to have him look at his painting. Fact. The Avengers do not have his painting.

They cannot kill him. Why are you arguing this?

Listen, I know you're new here, but that's twice now you came at me and tripped on your own dick. Slow down, read, understand what's said; then respond. Next time I unleash the fury, consider yourself warned.

I implied they could put Grey down, not that he'd necessarily be dead. Which Thor, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America could easily do.

Hulk could squeeze off Grey's head like a zit and toss it into the harbor, sure, you can argue he's still alive, but he's a decapitated head counting fish and a useless body. The Avengers can't lose here; they way outclass the other team, this is the point. Or they could Jimmy Hoffa his ass, considering he's only as strong as a thin man, he's never breaking free.

Originally posted by ares834
Hulk, Thor, or IM solo.

Seriously, there is nothing the League can do that can hurt any of the listed guys. Any of them solo.

Anyone else think Cap has a decent chance of soloing?

The only two things that make me think otherwise are Mina's bat nonsense, and maybe Hyde, but I can't recall any notable feats of his.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Anyone else think Cap has a decent chance of soloing?

The only two things that make me think otherwise are Mina's bat nonsense, and maybe Hyde, but I can't recall any notable feats of his.

Not sure he could take on both Quatermain and Tom Sawyer, Tom unloads dual revolvers while Allen takes a precision shot. Cap's bound to get tagged.

Though personally, if it's not a head shot, I can see him just grunting, bleeding and pressing forward.

He has a shield *******.

Originally posted by NemeBro
He has a shield *******.

That shield only covers about 15-20% of his body, dumbass. He literally can't be blocking bullets coming from the front and cover his rear/flanks at the same time. Two decent marksmen could exploit his small shield.

Seriously, grab yourself by the back of your head and smash your face as hard as you can into your monitor. Do it now. Do it right now.

All he needs to defend is his head.

His durability feats show us that bullets can't harm him.

Originally posted by NemeBro
All he needs to defend is his head.

His durability feats show us that bullets can't harm him.

Stop wanking Cap. He's super tough, but he'd not taking bullet after bullet after bullet after bullet and loling, he'd fall. Also, shield can only cover ONE side of his head at a given time. Both Tom and especially Allen had great aim.

Blasts that vaped humans only inconvenienced Cap.

He could deflect the bullets with his All-American cock if he wanted.

Originally posted by Robtard
Listen, I know you're new here, but that's twice now you came at me and tripped on your own dick. Slow down, read, understand what's said; then respond. Next time I unleash the fury, consider yourself warned.

I implied they could put Grey down, not that he'd necessarily be dead. Which Thor, Hulk, Iron Man and Captain America could easily do.

Hulk could squeeze off Grey's head like a zit and toss it into the harbor, sure, you can argue he's still alive, but he's a decapitated head counting fish and a useless body. The Avengers can't lose here; they way outclass the other team, this is the point. Or they could Jimmy Hoffa his ass, considering he's only as strong as a thin man, he's never breaking free.

To win the other team must permanently end the other team, right? Tag on the toe dead, right? My point is that there is no way they can put Grey down for good. Who is to say his head won't regen?

Twice? You mean the first time was where I proved that a 9mm bullet will do jack shit to Jaws? Ok. 🙄

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
To win the other team must permanently end the other team, right? Tag on the toe dead, right? My point is that there is no way they can put Grey down for good. Who is to say his head won't regen?

Twice? You mean the first time was where I proved that a 9mm bullet will do jack shit to Jaws? Ok. 🙄

They just have to KO him or keep him from being able to continue to fight for the win. They don't have to kill

Being liquidated might take him months to heal from. Yeah he will heal but enough time has passed that the fight is over the League has lost the fight.

The Avengers could also get creative if they needed to, as in put something on top of him so heavy he can not move.

Originally posted by Mr. Tibbs
To win the other team must permanently end the other team, right? Tag on the toe dead, right? My point is that there is no way they can put Grey down for good. Who is to say his head won't regen?

Twice? You mean the first time was where I proved that a 9mm bullet will do jack shit to Jaws? Ok. 🙄

Where are you getting the idea that death is the only way to win a fight?

The League loses. They have nothing to put down the Avengers big guns. And the Avengers don't have to kill anyone wo win. Heck, IM can spam repulsors/missiles, Thor can spam lightning, wind, rain, hail, sleet, snow, etc. and Hulk can spam thunder claps and ground stomps.

Why am I even explaining this. Hulk solos!!!111

durhulk

b_hulk

g_hulk

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop wanking Cap. He's super tough, but he'd not taking bullet after bullet after bullet after bullet and loling, he'd fall. Also, shield can only cover ONE side of his head at a given time. Both Tom and especially Allen had great aim.
Commie.

Originally posted by Mindset
Commie.