Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Started by Lestov1639 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
Incorrect, again. There is no gimping going on towards Bauer, as gimping is essentially 'downplaying or ignoring valid screen feats'. Something you consistently do towards McClane.

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So, once again, when it comes down to it, the McBias camp have to resort to pathetic McGimping ( as in, ignoring and downplaying) of Bauer's feats to get a win.

Originally posted by Robtard
Once again, direct your McButt-Hurt here: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t543649.html

Once again, stop gimping Bauer and either counter the videos I posted that clearly refute your hilariously McBiased baseless claims that Bauer will not WTF McChump and his gauntlet, or GTFO

Isn't this a movie versus, btw? Bauer had 1 tv movie for I think an hour an a half, brah. And during that time he showed no chance of defeating or making it through any die hard movie. No offense man but stop swinging from Jack's nuts. I've seen every episode of 24 and loved every minute of it. You just seem alittle to obsessed and alittle delusional. Also the "mc" everything you post is getting very annoying to read. Not trying to pick a fight, just being real.

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
Isn't this a movie versus, btw? Bauer had 1 tv movie for I think an hour an a half, brah. And during that time he showed no chance of defeating or making it through any die hard movie.

Normally, I would accept this, but the McClainiacs made the claim that Bauer, even with his TV feats, would lose the gauntlet, which is clearly McBiased bullshit

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
No offense man but stop swinging from Jack's nuts.

I've posted logical evidence many times, but the McBiased camp go on about their baseless claims

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
I've seen every episode of 24 and loved every minute of it.

That warms the cockles of my heart 😐

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
You just seem alittle to obsessed and alittle delusional.

I know I am obsessed, but I'm not delusional. I'd say the McBiased camp who make baseless claims and then ignore the evidence that refutes them are "delusional"

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
Also the "mc" everything you post is getting very annoying to read.

It was patented by Saddie, so blame him. Also, if anything is getting annoying to read, it is the constant McDownplaying and ignoring of feats

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
Not trying to pick a fight, just being real.

I understand. Like I said, my main goal is to refute the McBiased camp's claim that even with his TV feats, Bauer still can't can't finish the gauntlet, which is total crap

Listen, bottom line by TV movie feats he doesnt make it. By regular TV feats he does it without a doubt. "Cockles", really? Not trying to make you look like a nut or anything but your kinda doing a good job on your own, lol. Just busting your balls man.

This place needs a "everything vs". Whos in charge to make that?

Btw, I keep hearing about a 24 movie. Whats the 411 on it?

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
By regular TV feats he does it without a doubt.

But the McClaniacs don't understand this....

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
"Cockles", really? Not trying to make you look like a nut or anything but your kinda doing a good job on your own, lol.

I am doing a good job of using a regularly used idiom

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
This place needs a "everything vs". Whos in charge to make that?

Raz, whom in the context of this forum is an absentee God

Originally posted by CowardlyBlakMan
Btw, I keep hearing about a 24 movie. Whats the 411 on it?

Keifer says next summer....the same shit he's been saying every year. I remain skeptical, but I won't mind if a film doesn't come out. The series ended perfectly IMO.

Originally posted by Lestov16
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So, once again, when it comes down to it, the McBias camp have to resort to pathetic McGimping ( as in, ignoring and downplaying) of Bauer's feats to get a win.

Once again, stop gimping Bauer and either counter the videos I posted that clearly refute your hilariously McBiased baseless claims that Bauer will not WTF McChump and his gauntlet, or GTFO

Maybe you should try reading the rules of the MVF that have been shown to you multiple times now and stop making yourself out to be an ass?

Just some friendly advice.

Maybe you should stop making baseless claims and then ignoring the blatant evidence that refutes it. You said " Bauer, even with his TV feats, can't complete the Gauntlet", and then ignored the evidence that clearly proves that statement wrong. I'd say the Mcbiased camp who massively try to downplay Bauer are the ones making asses of themselves

Bauer (S1-4) can't, but that's besides the point. READ THE RULES.

Like I said, the McClaniacs have stated that even with Bauer's TV feats, he can't win the gauntlet, and until they have seen all of the evidence, any judgement they make is raw baseless McBias

"McClaniacs" being fair, decent assessors are open enough to revision of opinion when shown something that would be a conclusive demonstration of something that would show Bauer capable of overcoming the obstacles and characters in the DH universe.
But til then....

And moaning about non inclusion of EU feats is ridiculous from your POV, as inclusion of the DH games (EU) alone would counter them, and smash their head in with a brick (a brick with a Tazer strapped to it).

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
"McClaniacs" being fair, decent assessors are open enough to revision of opinion when shown something that would be a conclusive demonstration of something that would show Bauer capable of overcoming the obstacles and characters in the DH universe.

Assess this:

Originally posted by Lestov16

Stop ignoring simple logic. Bauer, less than 24 hours after undergoing 20 consecutive months of [b]THIS:

YouTube video

Jack does THIS: 42:05-46:05. He had no contact with CTU or prep, as he just discovered the hideout. AFTER 20 months of torture. Still WTFpwned everybody.

Jack needs schematics and prep? 😆 Tell that to Nokavich

at 1:03:30-1:05:21

Note that was the second time he was stabbed in the abdomen that day and he still massacred the consulate. He has no prep and no backup from CTU or anyone, was stabbed in the abdomen twice, and still doled out headshots

Compared to that, you honestly think some amateur thieves and glass are going to pose a threat to him? 😆

Do some McResearch 😂

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Or once again, McGimp it 😆

I wont gimp anything.
No downplay, no spin, no misrepping. Thats your thing.

Its still ineligable though.
Rules are rules.

But I will say that that lacks any Die Hard gauntlet thwarting prowess.
And Jack would be in against higher grade of vilians (movie DH Villians) They would have ensured he stayed dead.

Jack only lives (until he dies and is bought back of course) because of the constant rescue me support of Tony and CTU. And they wont be in this scenario.

When we hit page 38, it will be because you keep ignoring these truths.

Which parts?

The sum of all parts.

The sum of the equation is Bauer + McClane = -McClane
Easy math indeed

At 116:16, Bauer wouldn't have surrendered like a bytch

He would have put two well placed bullets into each of their heads a la what he does to Fayed's compound here:

43:54.

Note that was 6 men with automatic weapons and all Bauer had was his handgun with a single clip. and Bauer had taken 20 months of torture the day before, not to mention massive amounts of injuries during that day as well, so compared to that, any comparatively minor injuries he suffers during the Nakatomi rescue will not be hindering his ability to put bullets into Hans and the other dude's skull (as shown with his precision with

Spoiler:
Curtis
, also on Day 6, and note that
Spoiler:
Curtis
was also holding a hostage) as soon as he walks in the room before they even have a chance to threaten Holly.

Originally posted by Lestov16
The sum of the equation is Bauer + McClane = Massive "life enema" for Tonyless Bauer.

Easy math indeed

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You get an F minus. Work on your math skills

Started Season 5, about 8-9 eps in. It's been said that imitation is the highest form of flattery; guess what 24 did? They copied Die Hard and Die Hard 2.

Terrorist take over an airport terminal, take 30-35 hostages, Bauer happens to get caught inside the terminal and takes to the vents.

You can't prove that. That wasn't wasn't even a main plot of the season. Also they were far more dangerous than Han's amateur hour mercenaries. 😆