Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You're wearing your weakness all up on your sleeve,
A naked mind and real naked peeve,
A long lost debate that Lesty cant leave,
When Hans left Jack Bauer just like Christopher Reeve.

In 24 hrs or just in a sec,
Jack cant be clearing this Die Harder trek
Fried like that guy who played Walter "Dickless" Peck
We all heard Jack squealin' when Mac broke his neck.

Jack is proven here over and over again that he cant do this gauntlet and thats all that matters here.
Commence butthurt evidenceless ranting. 🙂

You have a typo. The last sentence is supposed to be at the start of your post.

Originally posted by Robtard
I fear that being so long and so close to Bauer's ass, you've inhaled one too many fumes and this is the cause of your lunacy. Take a few steps back; breath in some fresh air, that should sort you out.

I'm sorry. The feces you smell is the shit McClane defecated in his pants as he was disemboweled by Bauer for making such a mockery of counterterrorism

Counterterrorist units were pwned thoroughly by Hans in DH1.

Good job for them that McClane saved them.

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm sorry. The feces you smell is the shit McClane defecated in his pants as he was disemboweled by Bauer for making such a mockery of counterterrorism

[repeat]This thread isn't about McClane and in the Bauer Vs McClane thread, McClane handily won every scenario.

Also:

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Commence butthurt evidenceless ranting. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
I'm sorry. The feces you smell is the shit McClane defecated in his pants as he was disemboweled by Bauer for making such a mockery of counterterrorism

Much obliged. 😮‍💨

Once again, in order to prove that, you have to counter the videos I posted. Counter the evidence and salvage the last remnants of your credibility, or GTFO

Everything valid has been countered numerous times. The jury gave it's judgment; McClane won.

Do you McIgnore valid evidence all the time? 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16

Stop ignoring simple logic. Bauer, less than 24 hours after undergoing 20 consecutive months of [b]THIS:

YouTube video

Jack does THIS: 42:05-46:05. He had no contact with CTU or prep, as he just discovered the hideout. AFTER 20 months of torture. Still WTFpwned everybody.

Jack needs schematics and prep? 😆 Tell that to Nokavich

at 1:03:30-1:05:21

Note that was the second time he was stabbed in the abdomen that day and he still massacred the consulate. He has no prep and no backup from CTU or anyone, was stabbed in the abdomen twice, and still doled out headshots

Compared to that, you honestly think some amateur thieves and glass are going to pose a threat to him? 😆

Do some McResearch 😂

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Why do you keep posting spoilers when you know I just wrapped up Season 4? Not watching.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why do you keep posting spoilers when you know I just wrapped up Season 4? Not watching.

You stated:

Originally posted by Robtard
Everything valid has been countered numerous times. The jury gave it's judgment; McClane won.

Everything valid includes those videos. You said the jury gave it's infallible verdict, based on all of the valid evidence being countered. All of the evidence has not been countered, so essentially your entire McKangaroo court is false, and only further expose even more and more of that horrific McBias that has infected so many poor individuals.

Incorrect, again.

Robtard is correct, Lesty.. You will have legible evidence when Bauer stars in a movie.
The verdict was 100% fair, especially as we humored this as inadmissable, invalid as your "evidence" was.
You gimped yourself then accused all and sundry of bias, and gimpery. (Especially funny, since all you have done is strawman by trying to gimp and downplay McClane all through, attempting to smear posters in difference of opinion with you, when the real point was "Does Bauer have what it takes to make it through the Die Hard movies so far..?" )

When it was established that he got totally destroyed, killed to death by a Tazer, and in the Die Hard universe, a Tazering paralyses at best, makes small dogs limp for a week, Paired with the fact that Bauer couldn't even make it through his own TV series without Tony and the CTU holding his pee pee etc it shows Bauer's utter lack of what it takes in the DH verse to walk the McWalk.

Then came the tears of denial and incorrect accusations of 'no fair'....which is unfair itself to everyone else who agreed that Bauer would fail..

Sounds like this was a classic butthurt grudge thread in which you just wanted only your predecided "black is white, white is black" rigged outcome to be the only one from the get go.

Well thats not flown, due to reasoned logical arguments, (When we didn't really have to argue shit, since Bauer doesnt even qualify for MVF) and the time to gracefully accept defeat is upon you, so that you may salvage your brutally self-savaged credibility.

So when it comes down to it, your only way to make Bauer lose is to gimp/ignore his feats 😆. Enjoy your delusional, baseless, McBiased "victory". I hope your credibility was worth it 😂

Nope you're rhythmically, habitually and compulsorily incorrect.

You really should read my last post.
Everyone else will have. 😮‍💨

Bauer fails inadmissable evidence or no.
Tonyless Jack fires and gets shot to death.

Well yes, as my credibility is 100% intact, it was worth it.

Was the total loss of yours worth it for you though?

(outside of this fooling around here, there is respect btw.)

You're alright, man.

Take it easy and have good one.

🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Robtard is correct, Lesty.. You will have legible evidence when Bauer stars in a movie.
The verdict was 100% fair, especially as we humored this as inadmissable, invalid as your "evidence" was.
You gimped yourself then accused all and sundry of bias, and gimpery. (Especially funny, since all you have done is strawman by trying to gimp and downplay McClane all through, attempting to smear posters in difference of opinion with you, when the real point was "Does Bauer have what it takes to make it through the Die Hard movies so far..?" )

When it was established that he got totally destroyed, killed to death by a Tazer, and in the Die Hard universe, a Tazering paralyses at best, makes small dogs limp for a week, Paired with the fact that Bauer couldn't even make it through his own TV series without Tony and the CTU holding his pee pee etc it shows Bauer's utter lack of what it takes in the DH verse to walk the McWalk.

Then came the tears of denial and incorrect accusations of 'no fair'....which is unfair itself to everyone else who agreed that Bauer would fail..

Sounds like this was a classic butthurt grudge thread in which you just wanted only your predecided "black is white, white is black" rigged outcome to be the only one from the get go.

Well thats not flown, due to reasoned logical arguments, (When we didn't really have to argue shit, since Bauer doesnt even qualify for MVF) and the time to gracefully accept defeat is upon you, so that you may salvage your brutally self-savaged credibility.

😆

Finally, you've fully given into the McBias. At this point you are no longer McKrispy Kreme. Now you are at Mc-Stay-Puft-Marshmallow-Man-in-Sahara-Desert levels. You're prepared to get off the train at Willoughby. Your credibility is truly destroyed now. Not even destroyed. Annihilated. No, not even anti-matter/matter annihilation describes where your credibility has disappeared to. Maybe a singularity. No, because all of that gets condensed into something. No, your credibility has now been irrevocably erased on an ontological level.

But let me spell out to you why you have lost all credibility. Once again, I will try to do the impossible and push this into your mind, past that singularity of McBias.

You Can't Make A Judgement Until You've Seen All of the Feats.

You demanded I post proof that Bauer can survive the gauntlet, correct?
Well, I have a video right in my signature of Bauer WTFpwning more people in one hour than McClane has done in all 4 of his films combined. I have posted videos and links to videos of Bauer doing things that clearly supersede McAmatuer.

However, when presented with this evidence, you hilariously ignore it. For some of the McClanian camp, it is justifiable why, and for others, it makes them look like they are thinking "Well, Holly was annoying, and McClane didn't really have a love interest in the fourth movie, so it's not like anyone can tell me McClane didn't lose his attraction for women and go over to the other side (I mean hey, wasn't he chained up with a sweaty black guy)?.... " But the main point is none of the McClane camp has seen the evidence and thus any judgement they make is baseless. However, what makes you so incredibly lacking in credibility is the fact that you make these posts after openly acknowledging you are ignoring the evidence and yet still expect people to take that judgement seriously. The sheer audacity of this just shows how poisonous the McBias has become within you. I think a Zimbabwean pebble is worth more than your credibility at this point

The fact that you think you can make a definitive logical judgment after you choose to ignore the evidence that clearly refutes it just, as I said, exposes your illogical, McBias for all to see and allows an inside glimpse of the raw McBullshit that the McBiased mind spews out like the Yellowstone Supervolcano.

You'll probably go on ignoring this, and move on once again to your only tactic left, outright gimping, but it's okay, I know if you were a logical, sensible person and not a McBiased McClaniac, you'd understand this simple logic as well.

Here, I'll make it easy for you, who wins this MVF matchup?

Faye Riley (geriatric lady from the movie Batteries Not Included) Vs The Justice League (from the TV series Justice League Unlimited)

Spoiler:
Riley, cos she has movie feats

Lesty. There are no feats to witness, by MVF rules.

Not my rules. I just follow them.
You flaunt them from butthurt.
And you still get your argument's ass kicked over and over.

You remind me of this guy:

"Once there was this hunter, out in the forest, hunting bears.

As the hunter approached a clearing in the forest, he saw a bear. One of the biggest bears he'd ever seen. So he crouches down behind a largish rock, takes careful aim with his shotgun, and fires. After the smoke clears, he runs down tothe clearing, and the bear's body is gone!

He searches the clearing, but to no avail. Then there's a tap-tap-tap on his shoulder. The hunter looks around, and it's the bear! "You just tried to kill me, didn't you?". Says the bear."Uh, no. No I didn't". The hunter, taken aback by a talking bear, lies."Yes you did. Don't lie, or I'll rip your arms off" "Uh, yeah, yeah I did." "Alright", says, the bear, "I'll let you go if you do one thing for me." "What's that?", inquires the hunter. "Give me a head-job." "What??" "On your knees" So, the hunter obliges, and leaves the clearing.

Well, the hunter's pissed-off. "Humiliated by a bear!", he thinks to himself. "I'll teach that bastard". He runs to the local town, and buys an Uzi sub-machine gun, and runs back to the clearing. The bear is still there, basking in the sun. "I've got you now, bear", the hunter says to himself, andopens fire from behind the rock.

Again, after the smoke clears, the hunter runs down to the clearing. No bear. Tap-tap-tap on his shoulder. Gulp. "You just tried to kill me again, didn't you?". Says the bear. "Uh, no. No I didn't", lies the hunter. "Yes you did. Don't lie, or I'll rip your legs off" "Ok! I did." "Alright", says, the bear, "I'll let you go if you do one thing for me." "What's that?", inquires the hunter. "Drop your pants and bend over" "No way!" "Ok. Prepare to get your legs ripped off." "Alright! I'll do it, you bastard" So, the hunter obliges, and leaves the clearing, walking rather gingerly.

"I'll fing get the bastard this time", the hunter thinks to himself, and buys a rocket launcher. He runs back to the clearing, and blasts everything into oblivion. Trees are on fire, rocks are broken, the ground is scorched. Again, after the smoke clears, the hunter runs down to the clearing. No bear.

Tap-tap-tap on his shoulder. Gulp. "You're not here for the hunting, are you?", says the bear."

Originally posted by Robtard
Here, I'll make it easy for you, who wins this MVF matchup?

Faye Riley (geriatric lady from the movie Batteries Not Included) Vs The Justice League (from the TV series Justice League Unlimited)

Spoiler:
Riley, cos she has movie feats

Ah yes, now it makes perfect sense. You have to massively gimp all of Bauer feats because it would be a horrible curbstomp otherwise 😂.

Well, like I said, when it all comes down to it, the McBiased camp have to resort to gimping the evidence because they can't refute it 😆

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Lesty. There are no feats to witness, by MVF rules.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And you still get your argument's ass kicked over and over.

😆 You "McWin" your arguments because you gimp all of the evidence that clearly refutes it. Only thing getting kicked all over is the molecules of credibility you have left

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You remind me of this guy:

"Once there was this hunter, out in the forest, hunting bears.

As the hunter approached a clearing in the forest, he saw a bear. One of the biggest bears he'd ever seen. So he crouches down behind a largish rock, takes careful aim with his shotgun, and fires. After the smoke clears, he runs down tothe clearing, and the bear's body is gone!

He searches the clearing, but to no avail. Then there's a tap-tap-tap on his shoulder. The hunter looks around, and it's the bear! "You just tried to kill me, didn't you?". Says the bear."Uh, no. No I didn't". The hunter, taken aback by a talking bear, lies."Yes you did. Don't lie, or I'll rip your arms off" "Uh, yeah, yeah I did." "Alright", says, the bear, "I'll let you go if you do one thing for me." "What's that?", inquires the hunter. "Give me a head-job." "What??" "On your knees" So, the hunter obliges, and leaves the clearing.

Well, the hunter's pissed-off. "Humiliated by a bear!", he thinks to himself. "I'll teach that bastard". He runs to the local town, and buys an Uzi sub-machine gun, and runs back to the clearing. The bear is still there, basking in the sun. "I've got you now, bear", the hunter says to himself, andopens fire from behind the rock.

Again, after the smoke clears, the hunter runs down to the clearing. No bear. Tap-tap-tap on his shoulder. Gulp. "You just tried to kill me again, didn't you?". Says the bear. "Uh, no. No I didn't", lies the hunter. "Yes you did. Don't lie, or I'll rip your legs off" "Ok! I did." "Alright", says, the bear, "I'll let you go if you do one thing for me." "What's that?", inquires the hunter. "Drop your pants and bend over" "No way!" "Ok. Prepare to get your legs ripped off." "Alright! I'll do it, you bastard" So, the hunter obliges, and leaves the clearing, walking rather gingerly.

"I'll fing get the bastard this time", the hunter thinks to himself, and buys a rocket launcher. He runs back to the clearing, and blasts everything into oblivion. Trees are on fire, rocks are broken, the ground is scorched. Again, after the smoke clears, the hunter runs down to the clearing. No bear.

Tap-tap-tap on his shoulder. Gulp. "You're not here for the hunting, are you?", says the bear."

Not sure what your irrelevant Elmer Fudd story has to do with anything, but it's okay. At this point, the McBias has robbed you of the ability to form coherent thoughts, so you're probably just randomly spurting out whatever McBullshit comes into your head. Next, you'll probably be telling a story about how Yosemite Sam fell in love with a brick of cheese 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
Ah yes, now it makes perfect sense. You have to massively gimp all of Bauer feats because it would be a horrible curbstomp otherwise 😂.

Well, like I said, when it all comes down to it, the McBiased camp have to resort to gimping the evidence because they can't refute it 😆

Incorrect, again. There is no gimping going on towards Bauer, as gimping is essentially 'downplaying or ignoring valid screen feats'. Something you consistently do towards McClane.

Once again, direct your McButt-Hurt here: http://www.killermovies.com/forums/f102/t543649.html

P.S. You're totally that hunter 🙂