Jack Bauer runs the Die Hard Gauntlet

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Youre wrong about Robtard allegedly being incorrect.
Your every post is testimony to how severely right he is.

You are not allowed to use the words 'downplay', 'butthurt', 'bias', gimping', 'liar' or any other such term that describes yourself under rules of hypocrisy. You accuse everyone who disagrees with you of your crimes.

Especially as you desperately broke rules in a pained effort to carry out your grudge against propponents of McClane...and still failed.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You are scraping the barrel. Bauer would never fall for such a piss-poor acting performance. Assassin chick was a far better actress than Hans

Bauer wouldn't be fooled. He's taken on worse liars

Once again, Assassin chick put on a far better performance than Hans or Elevator guy. Bauer would spot their shoddy performances immediately

Wrong. You are downplaying. Watch the videos. Bauer one-mans terrorist compounds on an hourly basis, and those terrorists are far more dangerous than McChump's villains

Wrong. Stop with your McBiased overhyping.

So your schtick is 'accuse the person of whatever nonsense they just pointed out of your doing'. Funny, guess if I want you to call me a pumpkin, I just have to accuse you one being one.

Yes, she said "I'm FBI" and once Bauer saw her shiny little badge on her waist, he was convinced. Truly, that's far superior than completely changing your voice/accent and demeanor. <--- sarcasm

Elevator guy never fooled McClane, he deduced the guy was lying himself, as he did with Hans. Bauer never saw through assassin-girl's ruse, she simply killed his partner and luckily Bauer was then smart enough to deduce she wasn't FBI.

Bauer stops at Hans.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, she said "I'm FBI" and once Bauer saw her shiny little badge on her waist, he was convinced. Truly, that's far superior than completely changing your voice/accent and demeanor. <--- sarcasm

😆 More unbashed McDownplaying

She's a Middle-Eastern terrorist, so it's clear she also altered her accent and demeanor in a far more talented performance than Han's comedy-club level impersonation.

Originally posted by Robtard
Elevator guy never fooled McClane, he deduced the guy was lying himself,

Because he met the cop with the same badge number earlier. Had he not, Vator Man would have rocked his shit

Originally posted by Robtard
as he did with Hans.

As we've already established, Hans performance <<<<<<<<<<....Habib's FBI impostor's performance

Originally posted by Robtard
Bauer never saw through assassin-girl's ruse, she simply killed his partner and luckily Bauer was then smart enough to deduce she wasn't FBI.

Because she's an trained assassin who far outclasses Hans, Simon, or any of McClane's other chump villains who can't conduct simple patdowns 😆 ........

Originally posted by Robtard
Bauer stops at Hans.

Well after Bauer eats Hans' throat, the movie will be over, so he does stop there.

If you meant the opposite of everything you said, you'd be right.

.......on the way to a sanitarium, where someone who thinks Bauer has any chance of losing this gauntlet deserves to be committed

Originally posted by Lestov16
.......on the way to a sanitarium, where someone who thinks Bauer has any chance of winning this gauntlet deserves to be committed

I'll agree with this statement, you being a McHateropath...

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 More unbashed McDownplaying

She's a Middle-Eastern terrorist, so it's clear she also altered her accent and demeanor in a far more talented performance than Han's comedy-club level impersonation.

Because he met the cop with the same badge number earlier. Had he not, Vator Man would have rocked his shit

As we've already established, Hans performance <<<<<<<<<<....Habib's FBI impostor's performance

Because she's an trained assassin who far outclasses Hans, Simon, or any of McClane's other chump villains who can't conduct simple patdowns 😆 ........

Well after Bauer eats Hans' throat, the movie will be over, so he does stop there.

You have no way of proving this and then there's the fact she always spoke with the same voice no matter who she talked to, you're simply just wrong again and are going to have to deal Bauer was duped by nothing more than a shiny badge. Hans can and did do far better. Bauer will never see it coming.

That's called detective work, remembering stuff. At no point did the villain blow his cover, unlike assassin girl with Bauer.

Non sequitur. Bauer isn't seeing through Hans' ruse. This is where he stops.

Nope, she blew her cover like an amateur (lucky for Bauer) and she was shot. Amateur hour all around.

Bauer isn't killing a man he believes is a defenseless hostage.

She's a trained terrorist whose disguise was far more impressive than Hans'. Sorry you think grabbing a name off a wall is easier than infiltrating a crime scene to recover damaging evidence 😂

Bauer massacres Han's crew and everyone else in the chump DH gauntlet easy

Also, hilarious you accuse Bauer of being unable to solo this gauntlet when you have yet to prove McClane could solo the 24 Gauntlet. McHypocrisy indeed 😆

As if that was all there was to Han's ploy. 🙄

He appeared totally different. The Bill Clay thing was just one of many techniques he used to attempt to fool McClane with.
But naturally you can only downplay, so no surprise that this was your assessment.

McClane could do it easily...especially with the constant back up, resources and low grade opponents in that TV series. You wouldn't see him flatline either.