Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Sadako of Girth51 pages
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No Susie. He doesnt: McClane wins and Bauer dies again like a big girl without CTU
Originally posted by Lestov16
And Bauer still wins because [b]he has better H2H, gunfight, melee, and counterterrorism feats 🙂 [/B]

Proof?

Originally posted by Robtard
Proof?

Proof that he doesn't?

Originally posted by Lestov16
Proof that he doesn't?

LoL, troll, same tactics, it's not for me to prove a negative, but I'll play your troll's game again, since it's so easy to slap down.

The combined events and feats of the following:

Die Hard (1988)

Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

Consider yourself McPwned, again..

YouTube video

Originally posted by Robtard
The combined events and feats of the following:

Die Hard (1988)

Die Hard 2: Die Harder (1990)

Die Hard: With a Vengeance (1995)

Live Free or Die Hard (2007)

....show McClane to have inferior H2H, gunfight, melee, and counterterrorism feats compared to Bauer. Bauer kills him in any confrontation whatsoever. End of story 🙂

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
YouTube video

Indeed, this is the true battle: Richard Karn vs Steve Harvey 😱

Originally posted by Lestov16
....show McClane to have inferior H2H, gunfight, melee, and counterterrorism feats compared to Bauer. Bauer kills him in any confrontation whatsoever. End of story 🙂

Incorrect, his movie feats shit all over Bauer's. It is known; what's also known, is that you once again dodged. 🙂 You dodger 🙂

Originally posted by Casper Whitey

McClane solos The Family Feud.

Originally posted by Robtard
his feats shit all over Bauer's.

😆 Bauer's 192 hours worth of feats shit on McClane's 8. This is irrefutable

Originally posted by Robtard
It is known; what's also known, is that you once again dodged.

😂 What's also known is you're a hypocrite. Stop dodging and post feats of McClane having better H2H skill than Bauer, you dodger 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Bauer's 192 hours worth of feats shit on McClane's 8. This is irrefutable

😂 What's also known is you're a hypocrite. Stop dodging and post feats of McClane having better H2H skill than Bauer, you dodger 🙂

LoL, editing my post. Troll. 192 hours of movie feats? 🙂

LoL, troll. I just posted valid feats above, there was no dodge on my end. The Die Hard films, with a 5th soon to be added, which means McClane's going to shit even harder all over Bauer. Troll. 🙂

Lol, troll. Yes, 192 hours worth of feats. Unless you've resorted to pathetic gimping 😆

McClane's "most valid" feats show him to be a punk bytch compared to Bauer. He has to use an entire staircase to perform a maneuver Bauer can perform on reflex.

McClane's feats compared to Bauer are pathetic and his next film will probably show him being more pathetic. He had to be bailed out by pussy-chump Justin Long the last time. 😂 Who's going to have to save him now? A Teletubbie?

Bauer shits all over John "Amateur Hour" McClane 24/7, trollboy

Originally posted by Lestov16
Lol, troll. Yes, 192 hours worth of feats. Unless you've resorted to pathetic gimping 😆

McClane's "most valid" feats show him to be a punk bytch compared to Bauer. He has to use an entire staircase to perform a maneuver Bauer can perform on reflex.

McClane's feats compared to Bauer are pathetic and his next film will probably show him being more pathetic. He had to be bailed out by pussy-chump Justin Long the last time. 😂 Who's going to have to save him now? A Teletubbie?

Bauer shits all over John "Amateur Hour" McClane 24/7, trollboy

Following MvF rules is not gimping. Troll. 🙂

McClane walking is more valid in here and shits on basically every Bauer feat you've tried to use. Troll 🙂

I obviously can't say until the film comes out, as I am objective and you're just an angry fanboy ranter 🙂 But going from Die Hard 1-4 and how McClane improves with age, it stands to reason his feats in DH5 will be more outrageous and spectacular. But again, will have to wait until 2/14/2013. McClane will send Bauer a nice box of chocolates so he can confront himself from his lack of feats.

McClane takes a dump all over Bauer, it's been shown and your dodging, breaking forum rules, quote-post editing and crying support this. McClane wins 🙂

McClane dies painfully against Bauer because Bauer has better feats. Your trollish gimping does nothing to change this irrefutable fact. 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane dies painfully against Bauer because Bauer has better feats. Your trollish gimping does nothing to change this irrefutable fact. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Following MvF rules is not gimping. Troll 🙂

McClane walking is more valid in here and shits on basically every Bauer feat you've tried to use. Troll 🙂

McClane takes a dump all over Bauer, it's been shown and your dodging, breaking forum rules, quote-post editing and crying support this. McClane wins 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane dies painfully against Bauer because Bauer has better feats. Your trollish gimping does nothing to change this irrefutable fact. 🙂

Willfully breaking the MVF rules to net a much needed win = trolling

Flaunting that you're breaking the rules = trolling

Ignoring valid movie feats from the opposition because they crush your argument = trolling

Trying to lower the debate into a mud flinging contest cos that's all you have left = trolling

Good job, you've succeeding 100%, troll.

Originally posted by Robtard

😆 Your trolling is truly pathetic, Robbie. Truly. Pathetic.

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt against my better judgment and assume this is just more willful trolling from you due to the epic butthurt you carry and you're really not so impossibly stupid where you actually think "Following The MVF Rules = Gimping."

So......you've resorted to pathetic gimping because it's the only way McButtboy has a chance? 😆 Classic Robtard (especially the second syllable 😂 )