Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Robtard51 pages

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So Bauer dials *9 and they save him? Well......McClane relies on a fat donut munching beat cop and a useless computer geek to save his life.

Oh yeah, Bauer never lost to a girl.

Derp.

Originally posted by Casper Whitey
So Bauer dials *9 and they save him? Well......McClane relies on a fat donut munching beat cop and a useless computer geek to save his life.

Oh yeah, Bauer never lost to a girl.

Derp.

You sound like you're taking this personal? Odd, if so.

"A fat donut munching beat cop and a useless computer geek" are far inferior to highly trained agents. Hell, Tony Almaida (aka Bauer's life line) alone outclasses both those guys combined and is far superior support; he's only one guy from the CTU.

Didn't McClane need Justin Long to save his life? 😆 That's far more pathetic than any help Bauer required

Originally posted by Robtard
You sound like you're taking this personal? Odd, if so.

"A fat donut munching beat cop and a useless computer geek" are far inferior to highly trained agents. Hell, Tony Almaida (aka Bauer's life line) alone outclasses both those guys combined and is far superior support; he's only one guy from the CTU.

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Originally posted by Lestov16
Didn't McClane need Justin Long to save his life? 😆 That's far more pathetic than any help Bauer required

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Derrrrrrrrrrrrrrp.

Not that facts matter, but Farrell didn't save McClane, not really.

Yeah he did. If Long didn't intervene, McClane would have died. If you claim Tony saved Jack's life, then by that same token Long saved McClanes, and having to be saved by wimpy b!tch Justin Long is wayyyyyy more pathetic than being saved by an uber-badass like Tony Almeida (and if you want to know why he's so badass, watch season 7 🙂 ).

But that doesnt work as the Bauer ones conveyed sentiment accurately mirroring reality.

Yours was a mere butthurt spite-a-gram.

McClane saved Farrell's ass and America's ass.

Except for the fact(facts don't matter to you, Lestov) that Tony literally saved Bauer from certain death.

Bauer was stuck in a warehouse, out of ammo and goons where closing it; Bauer called Tony on the phone and Tony came in to save and extract(ie run away) his soon-to-be-dead ass and the person Bauer was supposed to be protecting. This was pre season 7 of 24.

Let's not also forget that Bauer was also saved from actual death when he flat-lined and needed someone to hit his reset button. McClane's still playing on his first token.

Wow! You retarded troll! How can you talk about Tony "literally" saving Bauer's life when Long "literally" saved McClane's life and prevented him from eating a bullet

McClane was on the ground, and Gabriel's henchmen had a gun to his face. How did he get out of that situation? Did he launch a car at the gunman? Did he stab the gunman with an icicle? No, Wimpy B!tch Justin Long had to save him. Again, your trolling ass is trying to strawman and it's just as full of shit as it's been for the past 40 pages.

Also, Bauer was preparing to pistol whip the assailants since he ran out of ammo, so it's not like he wasn't still on the attack. He probably would have disarmed one of the gunmen and used his gun to bring more pwnage if Tony didn't show up.

Originally posted by Robtard
Let's not also forget that Bauer was also saved from actual death when he flat-lined

When McClane survives a tazer on his heart for 10 seconds (Hell, 20 months) then you can talk. Until then, you're just strawmanning like the pathetic troll you are

Originally posted by Lestov16
Wow! You retarded troll! How can you talk about Tony "literally" saving Bauer's life when Long "literally" saved McClane's life and prevented him from eating a bullet

McClane was on the ground, and Gabriel's henchmen had a gun to his face. How did he get out of that situation? Did he launch a car at the gunman? Did he stab the gunman with an icicle? No, [b] Wimpy B!tch Justin Long had to save him. Again, your trolling ass is trying to strawman and it's just as full of shit as it's been for the past 40 pages.

Also, Bauer was preparing to pistol whip the assailants since he ran out of ammo, so it's not like he wasn't still on the attack. He probably would have disarmed one of the gunmen and used his gun to bring more pwnage if Tony didn't show up.

When McClane survives a tazer on his heart for 10 seconds (Hell, 20 months) then you can talk. Until then, you're just strawmanning like the pathetic troll you are [/B]

Because Tony literally came in to the rescue after Bauer called him for a rescue. If Bauer was going to "pistol whip" a bunch of well armed men flanking him (hahaaahahahahhaahaaa, no), he wouldn't have desperately called out an S.O.S.

That's far different than someone making a distraction and allowing 'you' to then continue kicking ass. eg Like the help Bauer had in taking out the helicopter.

When McClane dies and needs someone to give him a SECOND CHANCE, you might have a point. Maybe you'll get your much needed wish in DH5, but I doubt it.

ps Seriously, just stop saying "strawman", you have absolutely no idea what a 'strawman argument' is. Zero. It makes you look like a bigger idiot. In the very least, look up the definition.

And Bauer still wins because he has better H2H, gunfight, melee, and counterterrorism feats 🙂

No he doesnt. Not really.

McClane wins.

Originally posted by Lestov16
And Bauer still wins because [b]he has better H2H, gunfight, melee, and counterterrorism feats 🙂 [/B]

H2H: Bauer lacks McClanes' durability
Gunfight: McClane is a better, more creative and even luckier shot
Melee: Everyone McClane fought: Dead
All terrorists McClane met were killed (single handley) dead.

McClane wins 🙂

Originally posted by Lestov16
And Bauer still wins because [b]he has better H2H, gunfight, melee, and counterterrorism feats 🙂 [/B]