Jack Bauer vs John McClane

Started by Robtard51 pages
Originally posted by Robtard
Derp. Derp-troll-derp-a-derp-derp. Derp.

Oh my, touched a nerve. Sorry about that.

Translation: "You mad!"

At least we're following the expected course.

Lol, you mad because McClane lost to a girl.

Originally posted by Robtard
Derp. Derp-troll-derp-a-derp-derp. Derp.

He really did, you know.

Except..

Girl: Dead.

McClane: Still winning.

Bauer Vs McClane: McClane wins.

Bauer Vs McClane at Xmas: McClane wins by Nuclear stomp

He's just nut-swing trolling.

Indeed.
Like Tarzan upon a tazer-fried vine.

Remember when we first met john mclane?
Argyle picked him up from the plane.
And took him down to nakatomi tower
to meet with holly

He came to get her back and to be her man
But hans and his buddies ****ed up the plan
And thats about when everything went sour
at the christmas party

The terrorists were over zealous
but they were sweet when they killed ellis

And with a little help from alan
JOHN MCLANE KICKED AAAAAASSSSSS

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McClane got his ass kicked by a girl and had to be saved by wuss-chump Justin Long. McClane's clearly a bytch

In some movie in your head, that no one else saw...?

'Cause in the DH4.0 he onscreen clearly sparked that ninjachick out, (IE: Was 1st to the KO by MVF rules) and could have stamped on her throat or shot her or anything he liked, before she recovered and continued a McButthurt crusade that cost her her life.....

She clearly would have killed a Tonyless Bauer too.
(As Bauer isnt fast enough and lacks McEndurance and resiliance, and is a non-qulaifying-for-MVF ass TV character who is part of an ensemble and cannot function very well or survive long without his constant personalised ass saving service)

Originally posted by Robtard
Derp. Funny, McClane was alive and she was dead at the end of the confrontation. But yeah, he "lost". Derp-troll-derp-a-derp-derp. Derp.

Jack Bauer barely damaged(slight bloody lip) Nina with his headbutt, not that it matters since it's not a valid movie feat either.

😂 lol

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane got his ass kicked by a girl and had to be saved by wuss-chump Justin Long. McClane's clearly a bytch
Lol.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

I like how you make it play every time. I was surprised you didnt post the guyz nite song lol.

Originally posted by Lestov16
McClane got his ass kicked by a girl and had to be saved by wuss-chump Justin Long. McClane's clearly a bytch

"Wuss-chump" Matt Farrell > Bauer in the MVF. Deal with it, son.

Why isn't this closed then?

Tears = lolz

Isn't that how it works? A thread is closed if rules are broken?

Generally, yes.