Jack Bauer vs John McClane

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Two days and 8 fap sessions later........

Everybody's wrists are too fatigued to post.

For real. I mean damn, son.

Bauer rapes McClane ✅

Final Verdict: Bauer 10/10.

Special Announcement: All posts in this thread after this are invalid*.

*Unless they are by me.

Originally posted by Placidity
Final Verdict: Bauer 10/10.

Special Announcement: All posts in this thread after this are invalid*.

*Unless they are by me.

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Lulz.

Originally posted by Placidity
Final Verdict: Bauer 10/10.

Special Announcement: All posts in this thread after this are invalid*.

*Unless they are by me.

You're incorrect for this out-validifys your self appointed quasivalidity sir:

McClane wins this as agreed throughout the thread.
And he wins it twice as hard at Xmas.
(He beats Bauer and all his helper eleves (CTU) and lolz to himself quipping fluidly)
All Germans must quake in fear at the time of his coming.
Extra special yippeekiyay motherf**kers to all you.

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

Extra special yippeekiyay motherf**kers to all you.

...and a happy new year.

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Was gonna say you were included in the well wishing... 🙁
But now you'll burn in the especially festive xmas fires of hell.
Roasted by old St.Nick....

Gowan git! git straight to hell!!!! euro

Originally posted by Lestov16
Bauer rapes McClane ✅

Only in your wettest of wet dreams, but when you have sufficient MVF feats for Jack, McClane will be ready with his 4; soon to be 5 films full-o-feats to pounce and plunder and pillage ole Bauer. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Was gonna say you were included in the well wishing... 🙁
But now you'll burn in the especially festive xmas fires of hell.
Roasted by old St.Nick....

Gowan git! git straight to hell!!!! euro

You watch it christmas day? Its set on Christmas Eve...

I've watched it on both.

He's saying he goes both ways.

Calm down.