WBH vs Bricks (2nd try)

Originally posted by Mr.Mxyzptlk
Those feats are a wee dated Carver. Not saying they're not valid evidence, but when was the last time Hulk did something like that?

When was the last time something like that was attempted on him? It doesn't matter since that is evidence enough that it wouldnt work just like Gargoyal turning Hulk to stone and Hulk turning back to his normal self almost immediately or Hulk hitting intangible beings, grabbing energy, punching through dimensions, or his counterpart punching her way through another dimension back to the 616 world.

Versatility doesn't work on Hulk...if you are going to beat him, you need to punch him to sleep or bfr him (and by Strange own mouth, that doesn't even work). People use to resort to gas attacks but that doesn't even work on him anymore.

Originally posted by carver9
That versatility doesn't work on Hulk. Especially when he have showings like this...

Shrunk down to the size of a mouse...

http://img302.imageshack.us/img302/5672/ann5j1qa.jpg

And grow back to his normal height by pure rage alone.

http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3606/ann5k7vo.jpg

Versatility doesn't work on Hulk...at all.

Oh really?

Would you like to tell this to Norrin

Originally posted by Damborgson
Look, I know that this wasn't the worst showing that it could've been for Thor. It was with his own weapon and green scar caught him completely by surprise. But it's just wrong.

Thor getting jobbed to make others look good beating him is only done because he's Thor and everyone knows how powerful he is. He's being used as a measuring stick and I find it disgusting.

Thor's still got an amazing record for fighting outside his weight class against Skyfather+ beings, but I'd expect that to show more against non skyfather beings.

The writing is also a piece of crap. "Natasha go!" Cap already said that and it wasn't cool when he said an issue earlier. "Hulk angry!" Green Scar doesn't talk like that. I don't care if he was supposed to be kidding or something. "Foul beats of Valhalla!" Wtf? Valhalla is Norse Heaven since when do foul beasts spawn there? Just stupid. Among a list of other things that I could go into but It'd be a bigger rant.

Nice Sig. Thor wasn't caught off guard.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Oh really?

Would you like to tell this to Norrin

Draining him?

Originally posted by carver9
Nice Sig. Thor wasn't caught off guard.

Thank you. Scythe makes some beastly sigs.

Yes he was. His team mate grabbed his arm and attacked him. Would you say he was expecting it?

Originally posted by carver9
When was the last time something like that was attempted on him? It doesn't matter since that is evidence enough that it wouldnt work just like Gargoyal turning Hulk to stone and Hulk turning back to his normal self almost immediately or Hulk hitting intangible beings, grabbing energy, punching through dimensions, or his counterpart punching her through another dimension back to the 616 world.

Versatility doesn't work on Hulk...if you are going to beat him, you need to punch him to sleep or bfr him (and by Strange own mouth, that doesn't even work). People use to resort to gas attacks but that doesn't even work on him anymore.

Punching him is the only way? Really? I guess Thanos could mind rape him and have him punch himself to death. The SS could energy drain him. So can satellites. Odin could blast him and kill him (hopefully you don't think Hulk could survive Odin's energy blasts for long. BFR WOULD WORK. How could he escape a black hole in space?

Originally posted by PillarofOsiris
Some people should be banned from writing Thor. I'm surprised more Thor fans haven't abandoned Marvel by now. It's not just Thor losing. I could take that. But Moonstone standing over him and saying "woof" or Red Hulk kicking his helmet, getting his face beat in by his own hammer...

they're not just beating him, they're humiliating him.

Marvel is trying to make the Hulk fans feel better, seeing as the Thor movie took in so much more than either Hulk movie.

Originally posted by PillarofOsiris
Some people should be banned from writing Thor. I'm surprised more Thor fans haven't abandoned Marvel by now. It's not just Thor losing. I could take that. But Moonstone standing over him and saying "woof" or Red Hulk kicking his helmet, getting his face beat in by his own hammer...

they're not just beating him, they're humiliating him.

👆

Originally posted by PillarofOsiris
Punching him is the only way? Really? I guess Thanos could mind rape him and have him punch himself to death. The SS could energy drain him. So can satellites. Odin could blast him and kill him (hopefully you don't think Hulk could survive Odin's energy blasts for long. BFR WOULD WORK. How could he escape a black hole in space?

Draining doesn't work on WWH NUT (I can't stand when you reply to my post). Hulk isn't being mind raped if he is in a rage, deal with it. Odin would beat any Hulk 10/10. BFRing doesn't work on Hulk.

Satellites that was prepped by the most powerful minds on the planet...the same minds that have put together devices that has taken out abstracts and skyfathers. You are lame.

Feels great to be a Superman fan boiii.

Get a cool theme song or two to hum, don't see your hero constantly have to get written down and humiliated by the same dumb brick.

Life is good.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Feels great to be a Superman fan boiii.

Get a cool theme song or two to hum, don't see your hero constantly have to get written down and humiliated by the same dumb brick.

Life is good.

But Superman gets worked by a less powerful brick, Doomsday and Shaggyman.

😛

On the other hand, when your hero is Superman, so have to deal with getting bored a lot while reading his stories.

Odin would beat any Hulk 10/10.

not World Breaker Nul War Merged Bannerless Hulk! Ha take that!

and no there is no contradiction here 😖mart:

Losing to villains is excusable. They have to look credible.

And Doomsday shits over Hulk.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Losing to villains is excusable. They have to look credible.

And Doomsday shits over Hulk.

He really doesn't. When it comes to fts, Hulk strength is far above Doomsday.

Originally posted by Silent Master
On the other hand, when your hero is Superman, so have to deal with getting bored a lot while reading his stories.

I don't suffer this problem.

Seeing things like Superman saving all reality and then between all that talk down would-be suicides using his humanity, rescuing kittens from trees and paying for philly cheese steaks here and there keeps everything fresh.

Originally posted by carver9
He really doesn't. When it comes to fts, Hulk strength is far above Doomsday.

Nope.

Get at me.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
Nope.

Get at me.

Lol...you are the best Cosmic.

By the way, you are not ready for me bro.

You're right, I'm not ready to commit to you Carver.

My heart is still lingering elsewhere.

Originally posted by CosmicComet
You're right, I'm not ready to commit to you Carver.

My heart is still lingering elsewhere.

So after all I've done for you, I still haven't gained your heart? 🙁

What if I say this...Superman beats Thor and Hulk at the same time 10/10 in the first picosecond. Would that help?