Brock Lesnar vs PoD Bane (non-submission wrestling match)

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
Quick, Jinsoku! Hide before Park sees you!

Oh yeah, I forgot. My bad. Wouldn't want him and his years of BJJ mastery and making movies showing me up. It's so extremely rare to find anyone on the internet w/ those types of accolades. Thanks for the warning Moose!

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
Oh yeah, I forgot. My bad. Wouldn't want him and his years of BJJ mastery and making movies showing me up. It's so extremely rare to find anyone on the internet w/ those types of accolades. Thanks for the warning Moose!

We'll bang OK?

Spoiler:
I'll fcuk you soon.

Also, rule of the internet: if there is absolutely anything even slightly hard to believe about you, you must at all costs not communicate this anonymously as you will proceed to get fcuked in the ass by all the player haters doubting you. Note, in when dealing with moderators this may even get you banned, and almost certainly ridiculed.

I don't find it hard to believe that you know 9000 celebrities, or that you were in 7 movies, or that your a master fencer/martial artist/wrestler or any other outlandish thing you've claimed at all Ray. Why woud I doubt that?

I blame Canada for this. I really do.

Yeah, we're assholes that way. Most of our citizenry are movie-making master warriors. 1 in 5 of us are celebrities, and most of them have hosted fundraisers for the Dalai Lama and Canadian Barack Obama (he's a half Korean, half white guy we all met on PlentyOfFish).

Originally posted by Jinsoku Takai
Oh yeah, I forgot. My bad. Wouldn't want him and his years of BJJ mastery and making movies showing me up. It's so extremely rare to find anyone on the internet w/ those types of accolades. Thanks for the warning Moose!

This really made me smile at the awesome e-sarcasm. Thank you so much for this.

Originally posted by SIDIOUS 66
Didn't you also say you were a swordmaster in school?

Not unless you can find a post saying that.

At any rate, I do believe you're thinking of Ray. 😆

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Also, if Force Speed is enabled, Bane can easily race behind Lesnar as a blur (such as Obi and Jinn did in TPM), sleeper hold/rear naked choke/anal violation, gg bro, /thread.

You're sorely underestimating how fast Force users can be when they want to, Park, and Bane is a ****ing Force titan.

This.

So you admit to the luchador mask?

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
So you admit to the luchador mask?

I admit to nothing. 😄

Luchador masks aren't really my style. 😉

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
We'll bang OK?

Spoiler:
I'll fcuk you soon.

He wouldn't have sex in mind, you dimwit.

Though maybe if you show him your BJ Mastery, and he likes the BJ you give him enough, he won't collapse your head into your sternum. 😄

Originally posted by Battlemaster
Luchador masks aren't really my style. 😉

This is Battlemaster:

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
This is Battlemaster:

Or..it's you at a local toystore.. 😆

Oh, candid photo?

You look a little scrawny. But the mask is cute.

They must Credit you in movies as:

"Little scrawny dude with shoe-string arms"

😆

I can believe you work in movies - but as the set-hand that fetches bottles of cool water for actors and stuntmen.

And maybe if you're lucky and persistent, you get to stand in the back of a scene.

Here she is without the mask:

YouTube video

😂

I think that video made the internet a sadder place.

But on the plus side, you have mastery in BJs and are fond of men, Park. You'll go somewhere in life.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose
I think that video made the internet a sadder place.

No kidding.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

But on the plus side, you have mastery in BJs and are fond of men, Park. You'll go somewhere in life.

He's already been to every male brothel - that's for sure. 😆

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=562152

Battlemaster puts so much effort into OP, posts pictures, chooses setting and everything, and thread gets zero replies. ZERO?!

Bwahhhahhahhahhahahhahah!

YouTube video

Originally posted by Darth Ray Park
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=562152

Battlemaster puts so much effort into OP, posts pictures, chooses setting and everything, and thread gets zero replies. ZERO?!

Bwahhhahhahhahhahahhahah!

YouTube video

... Says the guy with the almost desperate vote in my poll link in his sig.