Iron Fist and Luke Cage vs Wolverine

Started by Mindset8 pages

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
You guys should try it, wash the taste of Iron Fist's cock out of your mouth.

Wolverine got your butt pregnant, just admit it.

Originally posted by ODG
^ 😂

Your attempt to rewrite the history of my battlezone challenge is about as accurate as your attempt to editorialize away 80 issues and 11 years of Wolverine's canon history. Anybody can read the quotes, clownshoes.

Don't change, ever. You always do spectacularly self-combust when it comes to Wolverine. Entertaining. Where should I leave the tip?

Like you said man, everyone can read the quotes. I don't think anyone is going to read this exchange and feel like I'm the one who dropped the ball here. Feel free to puff out your chest and act as though you've won some sort of moral victory here, because your blusterous attitude is as about transparent as your arguments. You aren't fooling anyone.

At least you have a Doom set.

Originally posted by Mindset
At least you have a Doom set.

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Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Like you said man, everyone can read the quotes. I don't think anyone is going to read this exchange and feel like I'm the one who dropped the ball here. Feel free to puff out your chest and act as though you've won some sort of moral victory here, because your blusterous attitude is as about transparent as your arguments. You aren't fooling anyone.
Mhmm. kinda

In the meantime, explain again how 11 years of Wolverine's publishing history doesn't count but that me not caring much about a single psychedelic Sam Keith miniseries means I'm being unfair.

hysterical

Originally posted by ODG
Mhmm. kinda

In the meantime, explain again how 11 years of Wolverine's publishing history doesn't count but that me not caring much about a single psychedelic Sam Keith miniseries means I'm being unfair.

hysterical

Stop straw manning, you are embarrassing yourself. facepalm

hysterical

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine didn't have a healing factor until Uncanny X-Men 142. That's not a myth that can be busted because it is A fact. Prior to that he was a mutant with unspecified powers that seemed to be an undefined (and inconsistent) level of invulnerability and super senses. Prior to 1981, Wolverine did not have a healing factor.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
My dismissal of many feats that took place in Wolverine Origins has nothing to do with how terrible the book is and everything to do with the fact that Origins is 50 + issues of poor characterization and misrepresentation of the character based on how he has consistently been portrayed in comics for the last 30 years.
OF course, according to you, here I sit with the "audacity" for dismissing a single fight in a single mini-series:
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I do think it funny that you cite an example from one of the most universally reviled arcs in comic book history, and then have the audacity to write off another example because the book was "awful."
Gawd. I'm so audacious. kinda

Here I am, not caring too much about a single fight where a polar bear overpowered both Wolverine and Hulk... but somehow you're doing it right by banishing pre-1981 Wolverine from discussion and pretending an entire 50-issue run also never happened. Only on the internet do you get genius like this. And by genius, I mean complete unawareness of the spectacular hypocrisy you just exhibited.

This whole back and forth is ridiculous. Wolverine needs just ONE good cut or stab and it's game over. IF or LC don't have that luxury.

Wolverine for the majority.

^ Oh no! We all forgot Iron Fist's weakness! Sharp pointy things!

One-foot long, less than one millimeter thick blades made of the miracle metal that can cut through damn near anything with minimum effort. Wielded by the guy who can't be disarmed and is an expert martial artist. Yeah, IF is screwed.

Lol.

Originally posted by Mindset
Lol.

Stilman's joking around, right?

For some reason, I remember him being a good poster. 😈

Fist donkey punches him like he just did to Phoenix Namor.

Originally posted by zopzop
This whole back and forth is ridiculous. Wolverine needs just ONE good cut or stab and it's game over.

What makes you think that?

Danny's pretty durable.

Besides, getting in that one good shot is easier said than done, when your opponent has a radar sense similar to Daredevils, is fast enough to catch a bullet, and chi heal from any glancing cuts.

Originally posted by cdtm
Stilman's joking around, right?

For some reason, I remember him being a [b]good poster. 😈 [/B]

Only good Wolverine fan is a dead one

Originally posted by zopzop
This whole back and forth is ridiculous. Wolverine needs just ONE good cut or stab and it's game over. IF or LC don't have that luxury.

Wolverine for the majority.

luke cage and ironfist only need 2-3 to take out wolverine. they also can use a combination of range attacks to keep wolverine at bay, and IronFist is more the capable of fighting Wolverine up close. If Ironfist draws him into hand-to-hand, it would be the easiest thing for Luke Cage to blindside him with a punch. The team works to well together and are far from incompetent.

Originally posted by Trackz
luke cage and ironfist only need 2-3 to take out wolverine. they also can use a combination of range attacks to keep wolverine at bay, and IronFist is more the capable of fighting Wolverine up close. If Ironfist draws him into hand-to-hand, it would be the easiest thing for Luke Cage to blindside him with a punch. The team works to well together and are far from incompetent.

And Danny taught Luke a few tricks, too.

He even managed to judo toss Danny, after a ton of practice.

Its been confirmed on panel that Danny is nigh immortal. A single stab aint putting him down at all. Cage pins Lofan's arms while Danny fists his brain into jelly.

But for real though, Danny solos.

Originally posted by zopzop
This whole back and forth is ridiculous. Wolverine needs just ONE good cut or stab and it's game over.

Jokes.

Unless that one good cut or stab punctures or removes his skull, Danny will just heal it after he's done raining IF combos like he did to BP.