The Avengers vs. The Cullens

Started by omgchos25 pages
Originally posted by Silent Master
Iron-man got hit by multi-ton turbine blades for several seconds and the armor remained intact, what feats do the vamps have to even suggest they can inflict even 1/100th that amount of damage?

He obviously had a least a foot or two of space on the bottom there or by your logic the turbone wouldn't have continued to spin it would've broken apart against his armor. And he was barely able to fly after that.

Dude was bounced around like a ping pong ball and while the armor did take some damage, him not being shredded to pieces shows how durable the armor is.

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude was bounced around like a ping pong ball and while the armor did take some damage, him not being shredded to pieces shows how durable the armor is.

I agree im just saying its no adamantium.

Originally posted by omgchos
He obviously had a least a foot or two of space on the bottom there or by your logic the turbone wouldn't have continued to spin it would've broken apart against his armor. And he was barely able to fly after that.

He was being bounced around inside the turbnine, he wasn't just laying at the bottom with the blades passing over him.

Now, what feats do the vamps have to suggest they can inflict that much damage?

Originally posted by Robtard
Dude was bounced around like a ping pong ball and while the armor did take some damage, him not being shredded to pieces shows how durable the armor is.

Especially since those things had to weigh several tons each and turbine blades spin at several thousand rpm, which means he would have taken at least several dozen hits.

Originally posted by Mindset
IM cuts them all done with lasers.

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Pretty much.

There's also Thor's lightning.

Originally posted by omgchos
Look if it makes you feel better im not really siding one way or the other as of yet. Put aside what spamming means and you're still left with their super speed. His laser (as all lasers do) travels in a straight line wherever he points his arms. When he fires it they dodge his first swipe and are right in his face before one of his arms comes around for another pass. His speed in the drone fight was about as fast as a human could move them along with his upper body to make that sweeping motion. Since the vamps are obviously much faster than humans this attack is easily dodge-able. Iron man gets a face full of vamp fist if hes stupid enough to stand on the ground with his lasers when his clear advantage would be flight and his target seeking missles. This i think is where he might overcome them.

They don't dodge it.

Vampires couldn't dodge the wolves, they're not dodging lasers, missiles nor lighting. They're not even dodging Hawkeye's arrows or Cap's shield.

Originally posted by Robtard
Vampires couldn't dodge the wolves, they're not dodging lasers, missiles nor lighting. They're not even dodging Hawkeye's arrows or Cap's shield.
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Plus, Thor's reaction speed was enough to block energy attacks in both movies, so I don't see him having much trouble tracking the vamps or hitting them.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Plus, Thor's reaction speed was enough to block energy attacks in both movies, so I don't see him having much trouble tracking the vamps or hitting them.

Maybe it's just me, but the vampires fighting speed based on the video provided by Robtard doesn't seem that much faster then the speeders the avengers fought, and Hulk had enough reaction speed to,while in a jump, destroy one.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Plus, Thor's reaction speed was enough to block energy attacks in both movies, so I don't see him having much trouble tracking the vamps or hitting them.

Hulk also had pretty fast reaction-time with his hands. He easily caught Mjolnir and the ejected fighter pilot seat.

The argument about Loki stabbing Thor is silly. Besides the blade being Asgardian in nature, Loki isnt a 90lb weakling. He was shrugging off bullets like they were nothing, busted Captain America like a child, and survived a brutal beating from the Hulk that would have killed any Twilight character.

Originally posted by tkitna
The argument about Loki stabbing Thor is silly. Besides the blade being Asgardian in nature, Loki isnt a 90lb weakling. He was shrugging off bullets like they were nothing, busted Captain America like a child, and survived a brutal beating from the Hulk that would have killed any Twilight character.
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Never read the books. Best friend (who's a girl) made me watch the damned thing with her tho (as my gf refuses to watch it cuz she thinks it's stupid), thus I'm not aware of any book "feats" the Cullens might have. I'm feeling that a lot from the pro-Twilight side read the book and based their position on how the book described the fights rather than how the movie portrayed it.

Thing is, speed-wise, from what I saw in the movie, is that they're fast (Spiderman movie fast, maybe), but not untouchable. Certainly not Flash-fast and certainly not too fast for Hulk (who had a few speed showings in the movie like catching a newly ejected seat) or Thor (who had a few himself, including dodging a thrown aircraft wing at close range while running towards it). The fight with Felix had a few blur-moments but that was not all too impressive as well as their movements looked fast but they didn't really look like they were able to fit that many movements within the time frame they did it in (looks like a backflip, body slam attempt, countered by a double frontflip, countered by a successful chokeslam then a standing kimura reversed into a hammerlock attempt w/c was avoided and countered into another hammerlock attempt w/c Edward rolled out of w/c made him walk into a front choke then a slam using Edward's neck into the stairs just with a lot of blurry camera play). I dunno, just my opinion. /shrug

And as for their skin being "harder than surgical steel", when was this mentioned? I recall it being mentioned than a scalpel wouldn't cut their skin, but never that it was harder than the metal itself. Certainly not SHOWN in the movies as we've seen Edward cracked Riley's skull when he rammed it against a rock (rock didn't break and the impact didn't ). And Edward was getting reamed pretty badly in New Moon with their fight doing SOME collateral damage in the surroundings but nowhere near the same ballpark as what Thor vs Hulk (or even when Hulk was chasing the Black Widow) did. I mean Felix chokeslamming Edward to the ground (w/c, the force of the impact cracked Edward's skin) only cracked the marble below them, not very impressive at all.

Thats why i stopped posting, the vamps in the movie are incosistent and dont have enough feats. Seems a pointless argument at this point.... yeah.

They've had 4 movies, that's more than anyone on the Avengers team.

What you actually mean is, none of their feats even come close to the Avengers big three.

Why are people acting like Thor is just a brick with the occasional lightning bolt?

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The Twivamps have no defense against this at all. It completely negates their greatest asset (Speed), and makes them all sitting ducks for Thor.

this thread should end now.. it was over for twilight a long time ago

Twilight is ghey while Avengers is a damn good movie.
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