The Avengers vs. The Cullens

Started by Robtard25 pages
Originally posted by dadudemon

Bunch of gimpy bullshit from a different director that had a different vision of the vampires.

The more > the lesser. Twilight loses, condolences.

So far, I haven't heard even feats that would allow the vamps to even hurt Iron-man, Hulk or Thor.

^ You mean breaking concrete isn't enough!? Lol, Avengers stomp.


(Replace Loki with any Vamp.)

Thor is more durable than Iron-man's armor and sed armor took getting hit by turbine blades that weighed several tons and were moving at full speed.

Originally posted by Silent Master
So far, I haven't heard even feats that would allow the vamps to even hurt Iron-man, Hulk or Thor.

thats because there aren't any..

Originally posted by Robtard
The more > the lesser. Twilight loses, condolences.

The higher end feats >>>> lower end feats. Gimp to win, right? 😄

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
thats because there aren't any..

Other than any of the avengers being unable to actually tough a single Vampire, yeah, there aren't many arguments.

How can the vampires harm any of the other characters? Their strength, alone, puts them around Thor's and hulk's level (as seen in the films). Their speed makes them untouchable. Then the twivamps have powers. Then add in that their teeth are strong enough to easily tear through a substance that is as hard as a diamond (their own vamp flesh...which is impervious to surgical steel which is a 9 on the hardness scale: diamonds are a 10).

Stark's Suits: made of diamonds? No, gold and titanium alloy. Able to withstand the vamps strength? Nope. Able to withstand their teeth? Nope.

What about Thor? He goes down to regular old blades. lololololol He gets torn to shreds in the blink of an eye.

Hulk is the biggest threat. But, they are far too fast to eve be tagged by Hulk and Hulk's flesh is also torn to shreads.

This thread is done and no amount of fanboyism will change the fact that the twivamps outclass the Avengers in almost every single way.

Originally posted by dadudemon
The higher end feats >>>> lower end feats. Gimp to win, right? 😄

Other than any of the avengers being unable to actually tough a single Vampire, yeah, there aren't many arguments.

How can the vampires harm any of the other characters? Their strength, alone, puts them around Thor's and hulk's level (as seen in the films). Their speed makes them untouchable. Then the twivamps have powers. Then add in that their teeth are strong enough to easily tear through a substance that is as hard as a diamond (their own vamp flesh...which is impervious to surgical steel which is a 9 on the hardness scale: diamonds are a 10).

Stark's Suits: made of diamonds? No, gold and titanium alloy. Able to withstand the vamps strength? Nope. Able to withstand their teeth? Nope.

What about Thor? He goes down to regular old blades. lololololol He gets torn to shreds in the blink of an eye.

Hulk is the biggest threat. But, they are far too fast to eve be tagged by Hulk and Hulk's flesh is also torn to shreads.

This thread is done and no amount of fanboyism will change the fact that the twivamps outclass the Avengers in almost every single way.

This is one of the Twilight major Plotholes IMO why arent the vamps just ourtight masters of the world? Super speed, invulnerability, they can smell humans for miles, and they can light up a dance floor.

Originally posted by omgchos
This is one of the Twilight major Plotholes IMO why arent the vamps just ourtight masters of the world? Super speed, invulnerability, they can smell humans for miles, and they can light up a dance floor.

1 M.O.A.B. = no more vampires. That's why.

Originally posted by Robtard
1 M.O.A.B. = no more vampires. That's why.

They might get a nice flight out of the blast but would it even damage them?

Plus they've been around alot longer than we've had that level of firepower.

What strength feats do the vamps have that put them anywhere near Iron-man's strength level?

What durability feats do they have?

Originally posted by Silent Master
What strength feats do the vamps have that put them anywhere near Iron-man's strength level?

Its the fact that they can harm each other. Since they are so durable, it would take a massive amount of strength to damage them. It's just too bad the movie version of thor is at such a low level compared with his comic counterpart.

Originally posted by omgchos
Its the fact that they can harm each other. Since they are so durable, it would take a massive amount of strength to damage them. It's just too bad the movie version of thor is at such a low level compared with his comic counterpart.

And what is their best durability feat?

So everyone who isn't a Twilight fanboy agrees that the Avengers win.

Cool.

Originally posted by omgchos
They might get a nice flight out of the blast but would it even damage them?

If Edward with his (omg!!111!!!) tree pushing strength can break apart his own kind, which by the way a bulldozer can knock down trees, a M.O.A.B. will shatter them to tiny little bits and pieces and then burn up those tiny little bits and pieces.

Originally posted by Robtard
If Edward with his (omg!!111!!!) tree pushing strength can break apart his own kind, which by the way a bulldozer can knock down trees, a M.O.A.B. will shatter them to tiny little bits.

Its true that ehy dont ever actually show how durable they are in relation to modern day weapons i suppose. But like i said theyve been around since before we had bombs of any kind let alone a MOAB.

Originally posted by omgchos
Its true that ehy dont ever actually show how durable they are in relation to modern day weapons i suppose. But like i said theyve been around since before we had bombs of any kind let alone a MOAB.

We do know how durable they are, someone one with the strength to push down a tree (ie a large bulldozer) can tear them apart.

Which means they couldn't take over the planet back when man had spears and horses, so the modern US Army > their asses day and night.

Originally posted by omgchos
Its true that ehy dont ever actually show how durable they are in relation to modern day weapons i suppose. But like i said theyve been around since before we had bombs of any kind let alone a MOAB.

What durabilty feats do the vamps have that could even come close to matching Iron-man getting hit by the turbine blades for several seconds?

IM cuts them all done with lasers.

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Originally posted by Robtard
We do know how durable they are, someone one with the strength to push down a tree (ie a large bulldozer) can tear them apart.

Which means they couldn't take over the planet back when man had spears and horses, so the modern US Army > their asses day and night.


Him and the tree doesnt put a cap on his strength. Seeing as how he isnt even one of the strongest of them. And youve also got the speed and mind reading/precog powers of 2 of the cullens. No one on the avengers has speed feats like the cullens. Iron man comes close in flight, and could most likely use that to great advantage, as well as thor. There just isnt enough evidence of the vaps damage soak except when it comes to other vamps, and the wolves. Which raises another question are the wolves even that strong..... wtf was stephanie meyers thinking when she wrote these books. Wolves killing vampires that are sorta like diamonds, with superspeed and powers. I just dont care anymore.