The Avengers vs. The Cullens

Originally posted by Placidity

Off-topic:

How the hell did Loki get a super upgrade in durability, he is just a silly old Frost Giant with some low level magic. Frosties were getting taken down easily, even by Thor's buddies. His brains should've been splattered all over the place when Hulk smashed him around. Don't buy it.

You gotta think Frost Giants might have been fodder but they were going down mostly to Asgardian Weapons, the same weapons that were shown to hurt Thor even. So it's not like Frost Giants are weak.

Also Loki was of Laufeys' lineage so he was probably tougher through genetics than your average frost giant. It took two direct hits from Odin's spear to kill Lauffey and he didn't have as much armor on as Thor did.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which happened to be the only way to be able to kill a vampire, remember? And remember that you had to tear the vampire apart to pieces in order to light them on fire? That's because their "blood" is flammable.

i do remember that, but the Cullens still lose though 😛

Originally posted by dadudemon
Which happened to be the only way to be able to kill a vampire, remember? And remember that you had to tear the vampire apart to pieces in order to light them on fire? That's because their "blood" is flammable.

Originally posted by the ninjak
No...Jasper Hale. He controls the emotions of his opponents. He can calm the Hulk.

Then tear Banner's head off........ya dummy.

"I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out."

I don't think anyone would be tearing Banner's head off.

Hulk would never give anybody a chance to calm him down. He'd grab Jasper and rip him in half in about 4 seconds, or throw a huge rock at him.

Hulk absolutely owned shit in "The Avengers", he did more ass-kicking than all of the others combined. All of the Cullens could team up on him and it still wouldn't be enough.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
"I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out."

I don't think anyone would be tearing Banner's head off.

Hulk would never give anybody a chance to calm him down. He'd grab Jasper and rip him in half in about 4 seconds, or throw a huge rock at him.

Hulk absolutely owned shit in "The Avengers", he did more ass-kicking than all of the others combined. All of the Cullens could team up on him and it still wouldn't be enough.

And yet Hulk is too slow to hit anyone of the Cullens though.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
"I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out."

I don't think anyone would be tearing Banner's head off.

There won't be "the other guy" if Banner's head is removed.

Originally posted by FrothByte
And yet Hulk is too slow to hit anyone of the Cullens though.

Thor solos

Originally posted by Placidity
There won't be "the other guy" if Banner's head is removed.

If a bullet going through his brain didn't get the job done, I don't think attempting to rip his head off would. Attempting to tear his head off would probably take longer than the time it would take for a bullet to go through his brain, he'd probably start transforming the second one of the vampires got a hold of him.

The only thing they can do is run from him. They can't hurt him. And he doesn't have to get near them, he has area effecting attacks like his sonic clap and the ground smash (he used them to beat abomination).

Also, he had no problem catching those guys from Loki's army that were flying around at high speeds, iirc.

Avengers vs Cullens is barely even a contest imo.

How about Dumbledore's Army vs Cullens?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Thor solos

Since Hawkeye, Widow and maybe Captain America will be dying early in, Thor need only do his shockwave smash and he wins it. Hulk's not dying from it and Iron man will be far about raining death.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
If a bullet going through his brain didn't get the job done, I don't think attempting to rip his head off would. Attempting to tear his head off would probably take longer than the time it would take for a bullet to go through his brain, he'd probably start transforming the second one of the vampires got a hold of him.

The only thing they can do is run from him. They can't hurt him. And he doesn't have to get near them, he has area effecting attacks like his sonic clap and the ground smash (he used them to beat abomination).

Also, he had no problem catching those guys from Loki's army that were flying around at high speeds, iirc.

There's a difference though. When Banner pulled that trigger, he was consciously aware that he was going to kill himself, meaning the Hulk was probably also aware of it and probably started to change even before Banner pulled that trigger. The mere emotions that killing yourself would invoke should have been enough to make Banner turn.

That's very different from someone killing Banner completely by surprise. Hulk isn't going to change if Banner's head has been cut off.

IN any case, I do think the Avengers will eventually win this thing, but Hulk won't be able to do much as he doesn't have the speed feats to tag the Cullens. Hulk had trouble tagging Blonsky when he was still a super soldier, he's going to have lots of trouble getting a hold of the vamps.

It will mostly fall on IM and Thor to kill the vamps.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
If a bullet going through his brain didn't get the job done, I don't think attempting to rip his head off would.

No, it's not about "attempting" to rip his head off. They WILL rip his head off.

Your whole argument is non-nonsensical. Banner shot himself, but somehow he lived and transformed into the Hulk. He did NOT fail the "attempt" of shooting himself, just like a Vampire wouldn't fail an "attempt" to rip his head off. The difference is, unlike merely having a bullet in his head, his head would be detached, so unless you think he can transform into a headless Hulk, he stays dead.

As for not being fast enough, FrothByte already addressed that. Especially with BD Part II feats, Banner won't even see it coming.

Hulk will stay Hulk, so it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Mindset
Hulk will stay Hulk, so it doesn't matter.

I don't argue that. Unless someone makes a good case for Jasper, maybe you?

How about we include Breaking Dawn P2 characters and feats boys? Or are yall scared?

I haven't seen the movie since I don't pay for trash.

But including more characters isn't part of this thread, if you want that, make a new one.

You can use updated feats of the characters already being used.

Originally posted by Mindset
I haven't seen the movie since I don't pay for trash.

I didn't either.

Originally posted by Placidity
No, it's not about "attempting" to rip his head off. They WILL rip his head off.

Your whole argument is non-nonsensical. Banner shot himself, but somehow he lived and transformed into the Hulk. He did NOT fail the "attempt" of shooting himself, just like a Vampire wouldn't fail an "attempt" to rip his head off. The difference is, unlike merely having a bullet in his head, his head would be detached, so unless you think he can transform into a headless Hulk, he stays dead.

As for not being fast enough, FrothByte already addressed that. Especially with BD Part II feats, Banner won't even see it coming.

Lol, this whole discussion is nonsense. We're talking about vampires decapitating men who turn into big green monsters. I'm just having fun with this.

If his transformation was fast enough to catch a bullet being shot through his brain, I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility for it to start the second one of the Cullens grabs him. I don't think the Cullens move faster than bullets, especially when it's being shot through your mouth.

If he knows there's going to be a fight, he will be ready to transform, and it will probably automatically start if they attack him. If they attack him without him knowing about any fight, then that's not a fight. That's an ambush.

Then again, maybe I'm wrong, I don't know. It's certainly possible that they could decapitate Bruce, although honestly I just don't give it a great chance of happening given how most Bruce Banner assassination attempts turn out.

He shouldn't even have to go into the fight without transforming beforehand. Might as well have Tony Stark go into the fight without his suit.

Anyway, Hulk doesn't have to be fast enough to punch them. Like I said, he has area affecting attacks that would be very difficult to get away from, unless you knew beforehand what he was going to do (ground smash and sonic clap).

If the fight took place in a building, he could bring the building down on top of them.

Originally posted by FrothByte
Hulk had trouble tagging Blonsky when he was still a super soldier, he's going to have lots of trouble getting a hold of the vamps.

That's true, but he also became vastly more powerful in "The Avengers". He went from struggling to lift a forklift to this:

YouTube video

I was just reading over some of the posts, and I must say I really LOL'd at some of the ignorant comments. I know this thread is old but I never seen it until now, so I'm sorry. But I just had to put in my two cents.

Ok, dadudemon, you are undoubtfully one of the biggest Twilight fanboys ever. First of all (because I seen what you said on another thread with the Hulk vs. the Twilight verse), no LMAO, Edward is not in the Hulk's league in strength, or even close. One Edward wouldn't have a hope in hell against 12 Hulks. In fact, 12 Edwards couldn't even take on one Hulk.

Second, the Vampires are NOT as fast as (let alone faster than) Thor. Thor is said to move at FTL (Faster Than Light) speeds. The Twilight Vampires are in the 100 mph range. There is a huge speed gap between them and Thor. They fight like the Flash? LOL, for that ignorant comment alone, you shouldn't post anymore. The same Flash who moves several times the speed of light? The one who ran around the whole world in seconds? Yeah, no, they're nowhere near the Flash in speed. Neither or they anywhere close to Quicksilver. Quicksilver can move at the speed of sound (considerably slower than the Flash but still way above any Twilight Vampire).

So to sum it all up, the Avengers could and would stomp the Twilight verse. It wouldn't even be a competition. And believe me I like Vampires and Werewolves. I don't really care for Twilight but I give them their credit. I do however, like Underworld and Van Helsing. And even then I'll admit that nothing from either of those movies is capable of standing against the Hulk or Thor.

MCU Thor can fly at FTL speed? When was this stated?

Originally posted by Lestov16
MCU Thor can fly at FTL speed? When was this stated?

In Thor 2. DUH!!!!! 😂