The Avengers vs. The Cullens

Started by Lestov1625 pages

I'll bet he flies in and out of Natalie Portman pretty fast 😂

Have some class.

It's Natalie Portman. You wouldn't let her hold your hammer? Nancy-boy 🙂

No one says nancy boy anymore except raging queers.

Yo mama is a raging queer. She does consist of about 85% of my lesbian porn collection though, so it's really a plus 🙂

Is that supposed to be an ironically bad joke?

Why? Do you not like lesbians?

Originally posted by Galactus616
I was just reading over some of the posts, and I must say I really LOL'd at some of the ignorant comments. I know this thread is old but I never seen it until now, so I'm sorry. But I just had to put in my two cents.

Ok, dadudemon, you are undoubtfully one of the biggest Twilight fanboys ever. First of all (because I seen what you said on another thread with the Hulk vs. the Twilight verse), no LMAO, Edward is not in the Hulk's league in strength, or even close. One Edward wouldn't have a hope in hell against 12 Hulks. In fact, 12 Edwards couldn't even take on one Hulk.

Second, the Vampires are NOT as fast as (let alone faster than) Thor. Thor is said to move at FTL (Faster Than Light) speeds. The Twilight Vampires are in the 100 mph range. There is a huge speed gap between them and Thor. They fight like the Flash? LOL, for that ignorant comment alone, you shouldn't post anymore. The same Flash who moves several times the speed of light? The one who ran around the whole world in seconds? Yeah, no, they're nowhere near the Flash in speed. Neither or they anywhere close to Quicksilver. Quicksilver can move at the speed of sound (considerably slower than the Flash but still way above any Twilight Vampire).

So to sum it all up, the Avengers could and would stomp the Twilight verse. It wouldn't even be a competition. And believe me I like Vampires and Werewolves. I don't really care for Twilight but I give them their credit. I do however, like Underworld and Van Helsing. And even then I'll admit that nothing from either of those movies is capable of standing against the Hulk or Thor.

Another sock troll that has the hots for me.

😮 😮 😮

Gotta stick to dah movies, brah.

But, yeah...watched the last Twilight film, recently. Twivamps are much much faster. They covered hundreds of yards in a fraction of a second towards the end of the film (a large mass of them...and Edward is supposed to be faster than almost all of them).

There's no way a single Avengers is going to be able to even touch them much less defeat them.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yo mama is a raging queer. She does consist of about 85% of my lesbian porn collection though, so it's really a plus 🙂
You must a f*cking fie-ya-fighta. All you fie-ya-fightas are f*ckin queeahs.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Why? Do you not like lesbians?
I don't care who you scissor.

I care who yo mamma scissors. It adds to the eroticism of the porn.

Originally posted by Mindset
Is that supposed to be an ironically bad joke?
Originally posted by Lestov16
Why? Do you not like lesbians?
Originally posted by Mindset
Have some class.

But....everybody loves lesbians 😑

Re: The Avengers vs. The Cullens

Originally posted by FrothByte
Avengers team:

Cap. America
Ironman
Hulk
Thor
Black Widow
Hawkeye
Loki

Cullens team:
Entire Cullen family minus Bella (I believe that makes 7 of them).

Scenario 1: Teams have no idea of their opponents powers
Scenario 2: Teams have full knowledge of their opponents' powers.

Hulk Solo's

Originally posted by dadudemon
Another sock troll that has the hots for me.

😮 😮 😮

Gotta stick to dah movies, brah.

But, yeah...watched the last Twilight film, recently. Twivamps are much much faster. They covered hundreds of yards in a fraction of a second towards the end of the film (a large mass of them...and Edward is supposed to be faster than almost all of them).

There's no way a single Avengers is going to be able to even touch them much less defeat them.

Hots for YOU? Sorry dude, you're going to have to look elsewhere. I only do girls, not ****** ass queers. Troll? Why? Because I destroyed your entire argument in a single post and called you out for what you are? A fanboy? That doesn't make me a troll. I actually use facts rather than personal preference and assumption.

I'm using the movies BRAH, and Avengers stomp. They're faster than most the Avengers yes, but not Thor and maybe not Iron Man either. Plus they're not strong enough to put the Hulk or Thor down. "They covered hundreds of yards in a fraction of a second" Yeah I'm not surprised, 100+ mph covers ground pretty quick. Edward is the fastest of the Cullens, nowhere in the movies is it ever stated that he's the fastest in the Twilight universe, or faster than all the members of the Volturi. Plus your whole speed argument is null anyway. You're implying that their speed would be too much for the Avengers, yet it's not like they run circles around each other poking at one another until one of them falls. They fight head on, so hitting them wouldn't be a problem since they're right there to hit.

Anyway, like I said, none of the Twilight Vampires have the strength to put the Hulk or Thor down. And with Iron Man flying around at high speeds, there isn't much they can do to him either. As I've said before, Vampires and Werewolves are strong in there own right, but they can't be compared to the likes of the Avengers and other powerful superheroes. They're just in another league from Twilight.

Edward is a class 100 tonner? LMAO, Edward hasn't shown any feats that even put him at class 50 tons. He'd solo 12 Hulks? Hahaha, you called me a troll earlier, yet that's the most fanboyish, trolling comment ever.

lol

Try harder to troll.

Originally posted by dadudemon
lol

Try harder to troll.

Lol funny, you know you can't win this argument so naturally you just call me a troll. Typical Lmao. The only one really trolling here is you. Your comment stating Edward could solo a dozen Hulks or more speaks for itself smh.

Originally posted by Galactus616
Thor is said to move at FTL (Faster Than Light) speeds.
Originally posted by Galactus616
I'm using the movies BRAH

Something seems wrong here... 😕