Vitiate vs. The B team

Why is it that whenever I start reading a debate between you two, homosexual comments are all over the place?

Sexual tension over the years.

He wants the dick.

You want it, too.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
Until you have a smokin' hot bod with a seashell bra, don't dare imply that you are anything like Ariel.

Ariel is sixteen.

We know...

Originally posted by Master Han
Ariel is sixteen.

That's like 36 in fish years.

I know you know.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
That's like 36 in fish years.

Which makes it wrong for the opposite reason. 😉

Only a cynical mind would try to transform attraction to a 16-year-old half fish/half human hybrid into something perverse.

...wait, so somewhere down Ariel's ancestral line, a human screwed a fish? Is that what you're suggesting?

Well, it's kinda obvious isn't it?

It makes you wonder if the aroma of fish clung to Ariel when Ursula provided her two legs and her own.. er... cave of wonders?

I dunno, you kind of made it perverse yourself. So what if Ariel gets it on with Sebastian the crab?

It probably did. How disgusting. Having sex with a girl with fish stench... On second thought, it's not that different.

Originally posted by Master Han
I dunno, you kind of made it perverse yourself. So what if Ariel gets it on with Sebastian the crab?

I believe Sebastian was quietly suggesting this during "Under the Sea." Think about it: "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."

Clearly the crustacean was advertising his sexual skills and hinting at a most lascivious proposition.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I believe Sebastian was quietly suggesting this during "Under the Sea." Think about it: "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."

Clearly the crustacean was advertising his sexual skills and hinting at a most lascivious proposition.

What if Sebastian is just following in his parents' footsteps? A quick google search reveals that Sebastian's head is waayyy too human-like.

Originally posted by The_Tempest
I believe Sebastian was quietly suggesting this during "Under the Sea." Think about it: "Darling it's better, down where it's wetter, take it from me."

Clearly the crustacean was advertising his sexual skills and hinting at a most lascivious proposition.

lmao

My lack of attraction to Sebastian precludes further consideration.

I'm sure you're attracted to Ariel's father, though.

One must admire the length and rigidity of that which he wields most expertly.

And the trident's not bad either.