Which Powerset Would You Choose?

Started by Philosophía8 pages

Originally posted by ODG
I was mildly interested in this conversation three weeks ago back when it was constructive and not your vagina bleeding over people not recognizing that Superman is inherently super intelligent only because of his powers, rather than functionally.
This discussion has been constructive on my part but, unfortunately for you, it has been blatantly heading since the very start, with impressive velocity, to the point where the stupidity of what your saying is so 'in everybody's face', that you're force to backtrack into "I loved this discussion weeks ago, but now you're strawmanning (my favorite word)".

Originally posted by ODG
This strawman is particularly dumb. I can't tell anymore whether that's intentional or not. Batman can take a few seconds and apply his accumulated knowledge of advanced forensics in seconds to a crime scene. Wally needs only moments with forensic books/encyclopedias to do the same. Batman does it more instinctually and naturally. Wally has to do it more laboriously (relative to his perception of time). The result ends up being more or less the same.
I love how you try to narrow it down to a small area - forsenics, in order to justify your asinine stance that "speed + memory make up intelligence", while at the same time saying what is, without a doubt, one of the most asinine things in the history of this board.

You're saying that Flash is functionally as intelligent as Batman. That all he needs is to read some books, and he'll get the same result, just because he's fast and has memory.

According to your thought pattern, there's no such thing as intelligence - all you need is time and memory - making the superspeedsters super-geniuses on-par with Batman (and more), apparently.

😂

I should just call you dumb and move on, but this is too much fun.

Originally posted by ODG
That superspeedsters that don't even have supersenses have displayed functional superintelligence via superspeed processing. A fact that chafes I'm sure, because it makes Superman a lil bit less special.
Please, point me out to where superspeed and memory have by their lonesome propelled a speedster to genius level.

Now.

🙂

You're also seemingly turning this into me being mad about other people being able to do what Superman does - which is not in discussion, but nice attempt at mis-direction.

No, this discussion is about you saying that superspeed and memory are what make up intelligence.

You know, another one of the dumb shit you keep saying.

Originally posted by ODG
So somebody like Cap's never instinctually understood the ballistics, firepower, vector, speed, mass, resistance, random other factors necessary enough to perform a feat like deflecting a fired bullet off his shield, rebounding it off other surfaces, then back onto an opponent? Cap doesn't consciously perform random calculations in his head to do this. He just does. He knows how powerful a gun is, knows the speeds, angles... oh, wait... I'm just patronizing you with the completely obvious at this point.

Anyway, my superundies don't bulge when Superman starts remembering the data he's accumulated concerning bullet calibers, starts processing vectors almost unconsciously and remembers Pete's favorite malt.

One one hand, there's the experienced street levelers, who sees projectiles and aproximates how to position himself in order to dodge it, or to deflect it precisely.

On the other hand, there's Superman, who sees the projectile, and knows the exact mass, vector and ballistics of the projectile, without even consciously thinking about it or making the calculations.

How should I explain this in terms you understand.

[1stGradeIntelligenceOmactivate]

Imagine we're playing pool.

There's you. You're pretty good. You explain to me that if you hit the green ball with the white ball in the left corner, it will direct it towards the hole. Maybe you'll even tell me that you can do better. You can hit the red ball with the white one, then the red one will hit the green one, and then it will go into the hole. This comes easy for you, you've played before, you don't even have to think too much about how you'll hit the white one - it comes naturally.

Now, I get up from the seat. I didn't really listen to much of what you said, because I knew you liked hearing yourself talk, and that bores me. I'm completly disinterested in what's going on, I take a glance at a table. Then, instantly. I tell you the mass of the white ball, the red and green one. In fact, I tell you the mass of all the balls on the table. Even the mass of the table and cue themselves. Then I tell you, precisely, the speed of the white ball if I hit it. Its vectorial direction, the precise energy it will hit the green ball with, how that will affect it, and how that in turn will affect the red one. Then I tell you the exact velocity the red ball will have when it falls into the hole. Remember, I didn't even think about any of that. I didn't even try to make the calculations in my head. My brain is so ridiculously intelligent, that I need but a glance, and everything is understood, completly.

That's in a nutshell, the difference between what high street levelers are doing, and what Superman does.

Originally posted by ODG
Actually I'm just recalling what I read of him and how Paragon duplicated Black Canary's martial arts skills in his original fight with the JLA. Not exactly a superpower but accumulated knowledge. /shrug
Let me get this straight.

You're using a Paragon from a different Universe (pre-Crisis), to make a point about the one in discussion here (post-Crisis), who is clearly, and repeatedly stated zero in on power signatures and copy metahuman powers, not including the knowledge (otherwise not even having needed Superman's super-intelligence to figure out what Superman knew in the first place)?

haermm

Oh, dumby.

Originally posted by ODG
I've answered this question before. Feel free to stop repeating yourself. Super computers are "super" because of processing speed. Speedsters who aren't naturally geniuses or insanely educated can imitate their talents or apply such knowledge immediately via super reading.
There's a difference between repeating oneself, and cornering a moron who hides behind terms, to mask the stupidity of his own argument.

Processing information implies understanding it. In order to understand it, intelligence is needed. Superspeed and memory is not enough for that. You can read all of the information in a book, and remember all that information, but unless you have the intelligence so understand and apply it, it's useless. That's why superspeed and memory are not enough to make one intelligent, even in comics. That's why Bart Allen isn't smarter than Batman. And that's why you're a moron for believing otherwise.

Simple? Yes.

Originally posted by ODG
I honestly do not even see where, beyond getting punched in the mouth and missing with heat vision, Superman is directly using "super brainpower" instead of "intelligence." I think you've just confused yourself. At the very least, you're not being clear with whatever point you're trying to make.
You can't be serious, can you?

Wh--

😂

That example wasn't to show Superman using super-intelligence. It was to show that Superman substitutes intelligence with super-brain, which directly preceeds the scene where Paragon uses Superman's superpower ie. his super-brain, in order to recognize a mechanism.

I--I actually have to translate scans, because you can't understand them. Astonishing, really.

Scene-by-scene:

Paragon is delusional about what he'll do to the superhero population.
Superman makes a joke about his intelligence, using brainpower.
Superman: You really think it's going to happen that way? And you're using my brainpower - magnified, no less? Really, Paragon -- I must be not as smart as I thought!

I need to write you the conclusion? Of course I do.
super-brainpower = intelligence.

Ta-dam.

Originally posted by ODG
We both recognize Superman as super intelligent. I think it's a functional byproduct of of him applying his Kryptonian powerset. You think it's a natural product of his Kryptonian powerset. A distinction without a difference except a few important ones: (i) you believe that Superman gets inherently dumber as he gets depowered and gets super-geniuser as he amps; and (ii) apparently all Kryptonians are inherent super-geniuses.

Obviously, you have no proof of either proposition.

Why would I need to prove all kryptonians are super-geniuses, when Superman is in discussion, and I've already proven that his powers give him super-intelligence, with a plethora of evidence, both direct (pertaining to his showings) and indirect (his power being stolen, and the other character specifically gaining super-intelligence)? Superman himself didn't have super-intelligence in the post-Crisis era, until Infinite Crisis.

The fact that other kryptonians have or have not shown this ability, doesn't prove that Superman doesn't have it - when there's blatant evidence that he does.

Unless you're one dumb.

Then that could possibly happen.

Having superspeed and memory, surely doesn't make you intelligent?

Its like Kyle Rayner being given information on how to build alien tech. He doesn't understand what the hell it is he's creating, but through telepathy, he gets the schematics at the speed of thought (essentially, superspeed downloading) and he builds it (short term memory, like how Bart uses it).

Not quite the same as having an understanding of what he's building, which I would class as intelligent.

OneDumbGo would disagree. From where he comes from, superspeed and memory are all that's needed to make one a supergenius because, as everybody apparently knows, intelligence is nothing more than that.

Frickin Phil and ODG lol.

Originally posted by dmills

Frickin Phil and ODG lol.

I love it whenever they debate.

The condescension from both sides is palpable.

Also, Phil always loses because he has a stupid ava.

Originally posted by Mindset
I love it whenever they debate.

The condescension from both sides is palpable.

Also, Phil always loses because he has a stupid ava.

If there's a such thing as reincarnation, they'd return as a conjoined twins. Abby and Brittany style.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Surfer.

Best powerset there is. He can pretty much do anything with the PC


+2
Surfer is the best choice IMO