The Blue Oyster Bar

Started by quanchi112239 pages

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Basically this.
http://kmcgames.wikidot.com/lollovelinkclub
We have a wiki article. It may or may not be rife with satire.
I offered multiple times and tried to goad you into accepting.
You wanted some other bs battlezone over a character I have no interest in sitting through. Just live through Scenario.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You wanted some other bs battlezone over a character I have no interest in sitting through. Just live through Scenario.

You wanted a bs battlezone I'd already won in regular thread form and was bored to tears with. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.

And as promised, no pony will you face
I have another in mind to take that place
If you wish you may call me a phony
But this is Zecora, and she is no pony

Zecora vs. Snape in a potion off?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You wanted a bs battlezone I'd already won in regular thread form and was bored to tears with. You scratch my back, I scratch yours.
You backed down whereas Scenario and Xanatos did not. You have no pride.

Originally posted by The Scenario
And as promised, no pony will you face
I have another in mind to take that place
If you wish you may call me a phony
But this is Zecora, and she is no pony


****. Yes. haermm
Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Zecora vs. Snape in a potion off?

And then a freestyle rap battle.

Which reminds me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-1Yizv26Q

Listen to her completely WRECK this fool. Ah yes.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You backed down whereas Scenario and Xanatos did not. You have no pride.

You can't handle a rainbow coloured flying horse. Calm yourself.

And now all I can think about is snape rapping...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
****. Yes. haermm

And then a freestyle rap battle.

Which reminds me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1-1Yizv26Q

Listen to her completely WRECK this fool. Ah yes.

You can't handle a rainbow coloured flying horse. Calm yourself.

Just always know you'll never do one in your life unlike me.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
And now all I can think about is snape rapping...
It's not as good as Zecora, is it?

In the weirdest way... it's better.

Scenario quit posting YouTube vids and gifs as it freezes my iPad up and I've seen them a million times.

If you've seen them a million times you should be able to remember them. Then I would have no need to post them.

But okay, I'll stop for now, give you a break

Originally posted by The Scenario
If you've seen them a million times you should be able to remember them. Then I would have no need to post them.

But okay, I'll stop for now, give you a break

Just reiterate the points but it freezes my page up and responses take forever.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Just reiterate the points but it freezes my page up and responses take forever.

The Master Sword is stated to be the Blade of Evil's Bane. That is not hyperbole and your anti-magic theory is completely unsupported by the game itself. I have an image for this, and if you continue I will be forced to post that image.

EDIT: Hmm. Perhaps,

"What binds him is a different magic than what transformed him when he first crossed the curtain of twilight. It is an evil power. Our world is one of balance...Just as there is light to drive away darkness, so, too, is there benevolence to banish evil. Head for the sacred grove which lies deep within the lands guarded by the spirit Faron. There you will find the blade of evil's bane that was crafted by the wisdom of the ancient sages...the Master Sword. The Master Sword is a sacred blade that evil can never touch. Evil cloaks you like a dark veil...and that blade is the only thing that can cleave it."

-Zelda, Twilight Princess

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Oh my god this dog is horrifying. haermm

THERE IS A MAN STUCK INSIDE THAT DOG AND HE WANTS TO GET OUT.

Originally posted by The Scenario
The Master Sword is stated to be the Blade of Evil's Bane. That is not hyperbole and your anti-magic theory is completely unsupported by the game itself. I have an image for this, and if you continue I will be forced to post that image.

EDIT: Hmm. Perhaps,

"What binds him is a different magic than what transformed him when he first crossed the curtain of twilight. It is an evil power. Our world is one of balance...Just as there is light to drive away darkness, so, too, is there benevolence to banish evil. Head for the sacred grove which lies deep within the lands guarded by the spirit Faron. There you will find the blade of evil's bane that was crafted by the wisdom of the ancient sages...the Master Sword. The Master Sword is a sacred blade that evil can never touch. Evil cloaks you like a dark veil...and that blade is the only thing that can cleave it."

-Zelda, Twilight Princess

It is just hyperbole. It might be more effective but you can't take this and say any evil power the sword can vanquish. Not how it works. To me what it does is dispel magic. Saying it destroys evil is too vague and really hyperbolic. That's all.

"This mighty weapon became known as the blade of evil's bane, or the Master Sword." (A Link to the Past manual, pg. 5)

"It is none other than the Master Sword... The blade of evil's bane." — King of Red Lions (The Wind Waker)

"Our world is one of balance... Just as there is light to drive away darkness, so, too, is there benevolence to banish evil. Head for the sacred grove that lies deep within the lands guarded by the spirit Faron. There you will find the blade of evil's bane that was crafted by the wisdom of the ancient sages...the Master Sword. The Master Sword is a sacred blade that evil can never touch. Evil cloaks you like a dark veil... and that blade is the only thing that can cleave it." — Zelda (Twilight Princess)

"You got the Master Sword! The legendary blade with the power to repel evil...once wielded by the legendary hero himself!" — In-game description (The Wind Waker)

"It is none other than the Master Sword... The blade of evil's bane. It is the only sword that can banish Ganon from the world above!" — King of Red Lions (The Wind Waker)

"The Master Sword is a sacred blade which evil ones may never touch...." — Rauru (Ocarina of Time)

"The blade of evil's bane. Those with evil hearts cannot touch it." — In-game description (Twilight Princess)

"The Temple of Light, situated in the very center of the Sacred Realm, is the last stronghold against Ganondorf's evil forces. The Master Sword--the evil-destroying sword that you pulled out of the Pedestal of Time--was the final key to the Sacred Realm." — Rauru (Ocarina of Time)

"There can be no doubt. The sacred flames have purified this blade. Well done, [Link]. That sword holds tremendous power. That power is a sacred force. It is a divine power left to us by the gods of old. The same power that is spoken of in the Ballad of the Goddess." — Impa (Skyward Sword)

"You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil!" — Ganon (The Wind Waker)

"For an age, I offered my prayers here in the Earth Temple, praying that the power to repel evil would ever remain within the Master Sword."— Laruto (The Wind Waker)

"You got the Master Sword! The legendary blade with the power to repel evil...once wielded by the legendary hero himself!" — Item description (Twilight Princess)

"By the way, boy... When you drew that sword of yours out of its pedestal... Did you by chance notice how all the monsters frozen in time down there suddenly began stirring again? Do you understand precisely what that means? ...I highly doubt you do. Foolish child. While that sword is indeed the blade of evil's bane, at the same time, it has long played another role... You see, it is also a sort of key... a most wretched little key that has kept the seal on me and my magic intact! By withdrawing the blade, you have broken that seal..." — Ganondorf (The Wind Waker)

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
"This mighty weapon became known as the blade of evil's bane, or the Master Sword." (A Link to the Past manual, pg. 5)

"It is none other than the Master Sword... The blade of evil's bane." — King of Red Lions (The Wind Waker)

"Our world is one of balance... Just as there is light to drive away darkness, so, too, is there benevolence to banish evil. Head for the sacred grove that lies deep within the lands guarded by the spirit Faron. There you will find the blade of evil's bane that was crafted by the wisdom of the ancient sages...the Master Sword. The Master Sword is a sacred blade that evil can never touch. Evil cloaks you like a dark veil... and that blade is the only thing that can cleave it." — Zelda (Twilight Princess)

"You got the Master Sword! The legendary blade with the power to repel evil...once wielded by the legendary hero himself!" — In-game description (The Wind Waker)

"It is none other than the Master Sword... The blade of evil's bane. It is the only sword that can banish Ganon from the world above!" — King of Red Lions (The Wind Waker)

"The Master Sword is a sacred blade which evil ones may never touch...." — Rauru (Ocarina of Time)

"The blade of evil's bane. Those with evil hearts cannot touch it." — In-game description (Twilight Princess)

"The Temple of Light, situated in the very center of the Sacred Realm, is the last stronghold against Ganondorf's evil forces. The Master Sword--the evil-destroying sword that you pulled out of the Pedestal of Time--was the final key to the Sacred Realm." — Rauru (Ocarina of Time)

"There can be no doubt. The sacred flames have purified this blade. Well done, [Link]. That sword holds tremendous power. That power is a sacred force. It is a divine power left to us by the gods of old. The same power that is spoken of in the Ballad of the Goddess." — Impa (Skyward Sword)

"You cannot defeat me with a blade that does not sparkle with the power to repel evil!" — Ganon (The Wind Waker)

"For an age, I offered my prayers here in the Earth Temple, praying that the power to repel evil would ever remain within the Master Sword."— Laruto (The Wind Waker)

"You got the Master Sword! The legendary blade with the power to repel evil...once wielded by the legendary hero himself!" — Item description (Twilight Princess)

"By the way, boy... When you drew that sword of yours out of its pedestal... Did you by chance notice how all the monsters frozen in time down there suddenly began stirring again? Do you understand precisely what that means? ...I highly doubt you do. Foolish child. While that sword is indeed the blade of evil's bane, at the same time, it has long played another role... You see, it is also a sort of key... a most wretched little key that has kept the seal on me and my magic intact! By withdrawing the blade, you have broken that seal..." — Ganondorf (The Wind Waker)

Hyperbole.

Its not hyperbole if everyone and their grandma says what the Mastersword does in the game. bonus points if the core Villain says what it does.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Hyperbole.
Originally posted by Phanteros
Its not hyperbole if everyone and their grandma says what the Mastersword does in the game. bonus points if the core Villain says what it does.

The in game description even says it, this is not a character, it is infallible, it is the game itself directly telling us what the sword does.

Quan, you can either accept the evidence, or I'm going to break your ipad.