The Blue Oyster Bar

Originally posted by Nephthys
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Oh my god this dog is horrifying. haermm

THERE IS A MAN STUCK INSIDE THAT DOG AND HE WANTS TO GET OUT.

Holy shit. Who turned James Woods into a dog?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The in game description even says it, this is not a character, it is infallible, it is the game itself directly telling us what the sword does.

Quan, you can either accept the evidence, or I'm going to break your ipad.

Scream, as much as you or anyone wants to believe Quan is one of the rarest, most dumbest of human fecal matter to ever exist that should be put up on display next to Pauly Shore in the Museum of Morons, I think he's just trolling your ass and baiting you as the argument goes on.

No Troll is that dedicated to trolling someone for over a year for an argument over which fictional character can fart out a bigger nuke. Quan has to believe in have the shit he says.

Originally posted by Phanteros
No Troll is that dedicated to trolling someone for over a year for an argument over which fictional character can fart out a bigger nuke. Quan has to believe in have the shit he says.

Originally posted by Phanteros
Its not hyperbole if everyone and their grandma says what the Mastersword does in the game. bonus points if the core Villain says what it does.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The in game description even says it, this is not a character, it is infallible, it is the game itself directly telling us what the sword does.

Quan, you can either accept the evidence, or I'm going to break your ipad.

Hyperbole. Comic versus debaters are light years ahead of the video game versus.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The same as comics which say Odin is omnipotent, all knowing, etc.

Hyperbole. Comic versus debaters are light years ahead of the video game versus.

Anyway, I warned you. Prepare your ipad's anus, boyo.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
The statements in Zelda are backed up by the sword actually destroying evil. 🙂

Anyway, I warned you. Prepare your ipad's anus, boyo.

You are in the dark ages.

I warned you, bringing in the iPad repellent.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
I warned you, bringing in the iPad repellent.

Originally posted by quanchi112
It is just hyperbole. It might be more effective but you can't take this and say any evil power the sword can vanquish. Not how it works. To me what it does is dispel magic. Saying it destroys evil is too vague and really hyperbolic. That's all.

I think I see the problem here, and it appears to be a wacky sitcom misunderstanding. Do you believe that we are claiming that the Master Sword can instantly kill anything evil? Suffice to say, that is not it at all. Here is the point we agree on:

It might be more effective but you can't take this and say any evil power the sword can vanquish.

Bolded for emphasis. The Master Sword is stated to be effective against evil. That is indeed what it does. No one is claiming that the Master Sword automatically kills evil beings and destroys all evil everywhere forever. It's just more effective against evil and/or dark creatures than a normal sword would be. For the sake of this conversation, that is all it does.

Now then, for where we disagree:

To me what it does is dispel magic.

Again, bolded. The Master Sword is never stated to just dispel magic. Nowhere in any game is that said, as far as I know. It has, however, been said to cleave evil power and break curses. It has been shown to seal evil magic and affords some magical protection, but "dispel magic" has never been a thing the Master Sword does. Unless, note, said magic is evil, dark, or a curse.

Does that about clear it up?

Sorry scenario I can't respond to any of this due to all the gifs. iPad can't handle it. Blame paste for his childish actions.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Sorry scenario I can't respond to any of this due to all the gifs. iPad can't handle it. Blame paste for his childish actions.

... Quan isn't the only one on a mobile 🙁

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
You can reply to tell him that... You... Can't reply?

Scenario wasted his post due to your spam.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
... Quan isn't the only one on a mobile 🙁

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
... Quan isn't the only one on a mobile 🙁

Originally posted by quanchi112
Bigger posts are a problem. You saved his ass. It's the only thing that can stop me is spamming my iPad. You're disgraceful.

Scenario wasted his post due to your spam.

"AUGH, ANIMATED IMAGES, MY ONE WEAKNESS, I WILL NOW MONOLOGUE AT LENGTH ABOUT HOW BITTER I AM OVER THIS UNFAIR DEFEAT"

Edit: Can you Skype, Scenario? I feel like highlighting the obvious humour of this to someone over IMs.

All we really need to do is...

Get it to the next page?

....Post enough to get to a...