1. McClane by a mile.
2. McClane surfs a whole train carriage into Jack's ass ala DH3 whilist shooting him to death.
4. Bauer is killed to death with a baseball bat whilst McClane mistakes him in the dark for a printer.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
1. McClane by a mile.
2. McClane surfs a whole train carriage into Jack's ass ala DH3 whilist shooting him to death.
4. Bauer is killed to death with a baseball bat whilst McClane mistakes him in the dark for a printer.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
1. McClane by a mile.
2. McClane surfs a whole train carriage into Jack's ass ala DH3 whilist shooting him to death.
4. Bauer is killed to death with a baseball bat whilst McClane mistakes him in the dark for a printer.
sounds about right
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
1. McClane by a mile.
😆 Yeah, get that baseless McBias out of your system.
Bauer McRapes.
14:18 Bauer wall-run neck snaps a guy (after withstanding torture and a plane crash)
25:16 Bauer takes down 3 dudes with a single punch, headbutt, and clothesline, respectively
37:43 Bauer leg sweeps a man and then snaps his neck with his legs in seconds, while Bauer is restrained
39:56 Bauer breaks a man's neck with his legs nigh-effortlessly while hanging onto a pipe
42:52 Bauer breaks a man's neck effortlessly
Show me any proof of McClane showing this kind of proficiency in H2H. And McClane isn't as durable as Bauer either, as Bauer underwent 20 months of this:
and then, in the 24-hour period after he was released, killed 51 people, including jump-kicking a sucide bomber out of a moving subway train (41:27 ).
Also, Bauer has tanked far worse explosions than McClane ( 37:15-39:07)
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
2. McClane surfs a whole train carriage into Jack's ass ala DH3 whilist shooting him to death.
😆 The McBias just never stops! Bauer one-man raids terrorist compounds (42:00-46:00), slaughters Government Consulates (after withstanding his second knife wound to the abdomen) (103:56-104:57), and shoots down assault helicopters with a handgun (25:41-26:15)
Bauer rapes him in gun feats
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
4. Bauer is killed to death with a baseball bat whilst McClane mistakes him in the dark for a printer.
Bauer tore a man's throat out with his teeth (40:25). McClane has never had a kill that impressive. Ever.
Also, as far as McClane somehow getting the jump on Bauer in the dark, Bauer pwns assault commandos who use night vision using stealth (31:57), so your McBiased claims are, once again, baseless.
Originally posted by Kaibs
Don't hate Lestov, Bauer might know better fighting techniques and tactics, but in the end he'd still lose. The McClane factor would once again be the trump card.
Its ok man. No hate here... These people need our support, care and one day they may be released back into the community to forfill a healthy role where society can benefit from them. Shelves don't stack themselves..... elevators don't get to stink of anus without someone to dribble, fart and simultaneously ignore valid McScreenfeats/attributes - albeit in a healthier way. Butthurt of his magnitude is deep and requires time and understanding.
Originally posted by Lestov16
😆 Yeah, get that baseless McBias out of your system.Bauer McRapes.
14:18 Bauer wall-run neck snaps a guy (after withstanding torture and a plane crash)
25:16 Bauer takes down 3 dudes with a single punch, headbutt, and clothesline, respectively
37:43 Bauer leg sweeps a man and then snaps his neck with his legs in seconds, while Bauer is restrained
39:56 Bauer breaks a man's neck with his legs nigh-effortlessly while hanging onto a pipe
42:52 Bauer breaks a man's neck effortlessly
Show me [b]any
proof of McClane showing this kind of proficiency in H2H. And McClane isn't as durable as Bauer either, as Bauer underwent 20 months of this:and then, in the 24-hour period after he was released, killed 51 people, including jump-kicking a sucide bomber out of a moving subway train (41:27 ).
Also, Bauer has tanked far worse explosions than McClane ( 37:15-39:07)
😆 The McBias just never stops! Bauer one-man raids terrorist compounds (42:00-46:00), slaughters Government Consulates (after withstanding his second knife wound to the abdomen) (103:56-104:57), and shoots down assault helicopters with a handgun (25:41-26:15)
Bauer rapes him in gun feats
Bauer tore a man's throat out with his teeth (40:25). McClane has never had a kill that impressive. Ever.
Also, as far as McClane somehow getting the jump on Bauer in the dark, Bauer pwns assault commandos who use night vision using stealth (31:57), so your McBiased claims are, once again, baseless. [/B]
This post is made of McPwn.
See, this thread was bound to happen. Bauer from the TV Show puts McClane to shame in pretty much every way. I would have to question which of the two is more accurate with a hand gun, though. I need more evidence of feats from Bauer's shooting to decide if he's good enough to compare to McClane.
Anyway:
1. Bauer due to having significantly better H2H feats (just see Lestov's above post).
2. Difficult to say. I will give this one to McClane, temporarily. But I can be persuaded.
4. Easily Bauer. This is where Bauer is at his best: close-quarters, improvisation. McClane is also at his best, here, as well...but much more so for Bauer than McClane.
Nope. Bauer would be dead in an environment deprived of constant buttwiping from CTU.
That is where the fallacy is revealed.
This thread isn't "Bauer and Tony and the enire CTU support network Vs McClane".
Also McClane including non-film EU such as video games etc wipes the floor with Bauer even more than usual, and totally singlehandley, as the McDeathcounts go up to thousands per movie in the PSX DH Trilogy game alone.. and as said those are achieved as one man vs allcomers.
This is part of why the tears cry forth, and the hurt perpetually lives on in Bauer's butt.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Bauer would be dead in an environment deprived of constant buttwiping from CTU.That is where the fallacy is revealed.
This thread isn't "Bauer and Tony and the enire CTU support network Vs McClane".Also McClane including non-film EU such as video games etc wipes the floor with Bauer even more than usual, and totally singlehandley, as the McDeathcounts go up to thousands per movie in the PSX DH Trilogy game alone.. and as said those are achieved as one man vs allcomers.
This is part of why the tears cry forth, and the hurt perpetually lives on in Bauer's butt.
Live Action feats only, sorry 🙂
It's okay though. Your massive McButthurt can cause you to ignore the blatantly posted evidence all you want. It's not me who being horribly Mchumilated 😆
Originally posted by Robtard
And the inevitable gimp. Tell me, why do you have a need to gimp characters you need see lose of their powerset? Would you take away Superman's invulnerability? Batman's indomitable will? Homer's unbreakable skull?
GTFO with your McStrawmanning with stuff that isn't even remotely comparable to McClane's pathetic feats
Bauer curbstomps. Get the McBaldhead out of your throat and stop ignoring the blatant evidence.