Russell Edgington vs. Link (TP)

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Important word there was "Goron". Baseling Gorons tank volcanic explosions.

So you're scared. Good.

Quit back pedaling.

No, he has been scared for over 6 months. He finally returned.

A big ****ing Goron. 🙂 Chosen specifically to guard the treasure in the mines.

Bullshit. You're replying to me, and I'm not quoting you, why not reply to him and his questions? The answer is because you're terrified of giving anything resembling a straight answer to a direct question. haermm

Oh, and this is for your iPad:

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
A big ****ing Goron. 🙂 Chosen specifically to guard the treasure in the mines.

Bullshit. You're replying to me, and I'm not quoting you, why not reply to him and his questions? The answer is because you're terrified of giving anything resembling a straight answer to a direct question. haermm

Oh, and this is for your iPad:

He never asked me the questions. I responded to him every time he quoted me. You hide behind him. 😂

And now you are spamming highlighting your ineptitude.

Flesh that tanks volcanic explosions and crushes solid stone.

Hard to hide while directly confronting you, isn't it? Now just admit you're scared like a good boy, and we'll get you a pacifier.

Keep spamming and I won't be able to respond. Such a cowardly tactic to save scenarios ass.

That's a funny little excuse, you never seemed to mind all the pony .gifs I used to post. It's just because Scenario's back, isn't it?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
That's a funny little excuse, you never seemed to mind all the pony .gifs I used to post. It's just because Scenario's back, isn't it?

Originally posted by quanchi112
That was a thread I could quick reply not break down a long thought out post. You ruined multiple threads and saved scenarios ass.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He did not quote me. Sorry, form your own arguments, Mr. Hyperbole.

He did not respond to me. When he does he will be dealt with in kind.

You never quoted me. Probably out of fear.

He didn't quote me. He probably left again.

He did not quote me. He already left; apparently. I will be ready for him in 6 months when he returns.

He never quoted me. Fear forced him away before. History will probably repeat itself.

He never asked me the questions. I responded to him every time he quoted me. You hide behind him.

quanchi112, this post is indeed directed at you.

Now then, before I do anything in earnest, I think I want to establish what page everyone's on. Maybe it'll save some confusion and prevent wacky misunderstandings. So for that reason,

POP QUIZ

This will consist of a true/false section and a short answer section, of a few questions each. Anyone is free to take the quiz, as it is worth points. However, the points don't matter. Except you, quan, you are special and I just want to know where you stand so that I know exactly where we disagree.

Quiz 1 section 1: True or False. Please read the statements carefully and indicate whether a given statement is true or false by typing a T for true or an F for false.

1. Link has superhuman strength. (T/F)

2. The Iron Boots increase Link's arm strength. (T/F)

3. Link has superhuman durability. (T/F)

4. A car is heavier than Dangoro the Goron. (T/F)

5. The Sol infused Master Sword gives off magical sunlight and deals extra damage to dark creatures. (T/F)

6. Vampires in the True Blood series have a weakness to sunlight. (T/F)

Quiz 1 section 2: Short Answer. Please answer the following questions in complete sentences and give specific examples of your reasoning.

1. How strong is Russell Edgington? (You may give a specific number or a general strength class.)

2. How fast is Russell Edgington? (You may give a specific number or general speed class.)

3. Compare and contrast a feat vs. a portrayal.

Please place all completed quizzes face down at the front desk.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Flesh that tanks volcanic explosions and crushes solid stone.

Hard to hide while directly confronting you, isn't it? Now just admit you're scared like a good boy, and we'll get you a pacifier.

Russell easily slaps any of their heads off.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
More like saved him time. It's clear that you're not going to respond to him whether I post .gifs or not, you've been bowing out since before he returned and now that he's back you've essentially pissed the bed.

Originally posted by The Scenario
[b]quanchi112, this post is indeed directed at you.

Now then, before I do anything in earnest, I think I want to establish what page everyone's on. Maybe it'll save some confusion and prevent wacky misunderstandings. So for that reason,

POP QUIZ

This will consist of a true/false section and a short answer section, of a few questions each. Anyone is free to take the quiz, as it is worth points. However, the points don't matter. Except you, quan, you are special and I just want to know where you stand so that I know exactly where we disagree.

Quiz 1 section 1: True or False. Please read the statements carefully and indicate whether a given statement is true or false by typing a T for true or an F for false.

1. Link has superhuman strength. (T/F)

2. The Iron Boots increase Link's arm strength. (T/F)

3. Link has superhuman durability. (T/F)

4. A car is heavier than Dangoro the Goron. (T/F)

5. The Sol infused Master Sword gives off magical sunlight and deals extra damage to dark creatures. (T/F)

6. Vampires in the True Blood series have a weakness to sunlight. (T/F)

Quiz 1 section 2: Short Answer. Please answer the following questions in complete sentences and give specific examples of your reasoning.

1. How strong is Russell Edgington? (You may give a specific number or a general strength class.)

2. How fast is Russell Edgington? (You may give a specific number or general speed class.)

3. Compare and contrast a feat vs. a portrayal.

Please place all completed quizzes face down at the front desk. [/B]

Blame paste for his childish antics here.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Flesh that can be cut. Flesh in Link which never gets bigger like in the real world.

Russell easily slaps any of their heads off.

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
When has goron or hylian flesh ever been cut?

Nah, just don't remember anything besides blunt force trauma being that effective and heat...

Originally posted by quanchi112
Are you saying they can't be cut ?

Originally posted by NotAllThatEvil
Nah, just don't remember anything besides blunt force trauma being that effective and heat...

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Looks to me like he asked a question, Quan. Which you dodged. The answer was 'never'.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Being resistant to heat doesn't mean your skin can't be pierced.