Team True Blood vs. Team Twilight Princess (LOZ)

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Team True Blood vs. Team Twilight Princess (LOZ)

Russell Edgington, Marnie Stonebrook (with Antonia as her spirit), and Maryanne Forrester vs. Ganondorf, Link, and random Goron all are trapped in an indestructible room and are forced to team up with rivals to fight the unknown enemies.

Better to deal with the devil you know than the devil you don't know.

Who wins ?

Ganondorf solos.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ganondorf solos.
How ?

He could freeze everything in the room solid, dominate them physically, and beyond everything else, they can't even hurt him.

He telekinetically suspends them and then stuffs the entire Goron in each of their anuses. 😐

Goron solos.

Also true, how do they even hurt the Goron?

The Goron of all things soloes haermm

Originally posted by NemeBro
He could freeze everything in the room solid, dominate them physically, and beyond everything else, they can't even hurt him.
Why can't they hurt him if a few sages can bind him and hold him against his will. Do you know anything about the other two True Blood characters at all ?

Binding is different than damaging, quan.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Why can't they hurt him if a few sages can bind him and hold him against his will. Do you know anything about the other two True Blood characters at all ?
They did that when he didn't have the Triforce of Power, and then they used the Twilight Mirror to do so.

The True Blood Vampires don't have the Twilight Mirror.

Ganondorf in TP survived the destruction of his castle.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Binding is different than damaging, quan.
A win's a win.

If they try and physically hold Ganon, Link draws the Master Sword. Hylian Fried Vamp, anyone?

Originally posted by NemeBro
They did that when he didn't have the Triforce of Power, and then they used the Twilight Mirror to do so.

The True Blood Vampires don't have the Twilight Mirror.

Ganondorf in TP survived the destruction of his castle.

So the answer is no. Maryanne forrester can't be killed unless she allows herself to be. I love when you argue without knowing anything showing everyone you're a fanboy.

Not if it's a win the people in this thread can't actually achieve.

The weakest Zelda character here, a random Goron, is physically impervious to them, they would damage themselves trying, get tired, and he'd ****ing sit on them for the win.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Not if it's a win the people in this thread can't actually achieve.

The weakest Zelda character here, a random Goron, is physically impervious to them, they would damage themselves trying, get tired, and he'd ****ing [b]sit on them for the win. [/B]

You also don't know anything about the true blood characters. It's apparent anyone who thinks a Goron is impervious to be hurt yet Bo can outwrestle one needs to be made fun of.

Outwrestling a Goron isn't hurting it, quan.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Outwrestling a Goron isn't hurting it, quan.

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A Goron was thrown a long way, possibly miles, by a volcanic eruption, and survived unhurt. Then was submerged in water and didn't drown.

They're not hurting a Goron. Bo also has tusks.

Originally posted by XanatosForever
Outwrestling a Goron isn't hurting it, quan.
So in real life when you outwrestle and defeat someone they don't feel pain. Does anyone in here besides me live in the real world ?

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
^

A Goron was thrown a long way, possibly miles, by a volcanic eruption, and survived unhurt. Then was submerged in water and didn't drown.

They're not hurting a Goron. Bo also has tusks.

So tusks are more formidable than a guy who can stop a car ? Are you frigign serious ? I can't believe I just heard the he has tusks argument. This is getting better by the post. Go on.

Originally posted by quanchi112
So tusks are more formidable than a guy who can stop a car ? Are you frigign serious ? I can't believe I just heard the he has tusks argument. This is getting better by the post. Go on.
Bo outwrestled a nigh-invulnerable stone giant capable of being launched in a volcanic eruption without physical harm that can smash stone with its' fists, also, he has tusks.

Bo is blatantly superhuman. 😐