Team True Blood vs. Team Twilight Princess (LOZ)

Originally posted by quanchi112
Prove the sword was magical in nature.

It was created by a group of magicians, summoned from nothing, and glows with a bright light. Oh, and the wound it left on Ganondorf also glows.

Wow really? Are you really implying that the floating, glowing blade created by wielders of magic is just some random hunk of steel? You should cut your fingers off for even implying that.

LOL at this guy.

Russell easily stopped a car. It was a joke to him to do so.

Not an impressive feat. Hell, Link stopping the goat was a better feat. Wielding the ball and chain against Blizzeta is a better feat. Lifting Gorons is a better feat.

Russel is a weakling girl.

The sword cut into weakling Dorf like butter. A human can't stop the car with his hand wit minimal effort you dolt.

Wow you're mentally challenged.

The argument was never that a human could stop a car with his hand you pissant, only that a human could easily survive being hit by a car slowing to a halt. A human can't survive being run through with a sword.

You said "Moving car>>>sword" as some sort of pissant effort to discredit Ganondorf's durability, which I have refuted.

No wonder you are the joke of comic versus and beyond, and no one likes you.

The triforce never made him impervious to damage only made him resist death.

Oh my God seriously play the other ****ing games.

The Triforce of Power makes you immune to damage, this is a constant throughout the ****ing series, and is memorably stated directly in Wind Waker.

But because you are a cowardly little insect, you're too scared to allow any Zelda information from other games.

Russell drains the weakling.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell is far stronger than sword slashes. MaryAnne's claws have a paralytic effect as well.

Link needs extra weight because he's a pansy and needs to get some weight gainer.

Stabbing humans and unable to dent a cars hood < stabbing a Goron.

Paralyzing claws wont work on someone with no (proper?)blood.

Ohhh c'mon, its no fun if you don't play along:
"The Iron Boots increase Link's upper body strength in order to lift things up, because....."

Just copy, paste and finish the sentence.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I am aware that Dorf has never shown the ability to resist a blood/life draining attack. I am aware Russell is far faster. I am aware Russell goes for the kill more frequently with greater success.

You keep saying this, but you haven't explained if it's just a blood drain or some kind of magical life steal. This is a rather important distinction. Ganondorf is just as fast as Russell now, and he goes for the kill, too.

I understand that both before you claim he was given more powerful he was impaled and I am also aware after he was given said power he was also impaled and died.

Pre and post power up he was impaled.

But you do not appear to understand how the Master Sword or the Triforce of Power work. If you can, please explain to me what you think these items do, so everyone knows where you stand.

Spoiler:
The Triforce of Power amps the user's strength, magic, and durability in addition to letting them survive otherwise lethal wounds. This can be seen when Ganondorf is revived after his execution, and is thereafter unaffected by the Sage's sword. Then, he shrugs off Midna's castle busting attack.

Spoiler:
The Master Sword has the ability to bypass the Triforce of Power's protection in order to damage Ganondorf. When Ganondorf is impaled by the Master Sword, we see the Triforce of Power fade from Ganondorf's hand before he dies.

Nowhere did he resist a sword. Not a one time.

He resisted a castle exploding on him, that's a bit more than a normal sword or fangs. Does anyone in True Blood even use a sword?

Link's a featherweight.

Why won't you answer the question? It should be easy.

Please explain, in a least a few sentences, how the Iron Boots make the Dangoro feat possible.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic10.jpg

If it helps, you can explain why the above comic does not happen.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It was created by a group of magicians, summoned from nothing, and glows with a bright light. Oh, and the wound it left on Ganondorf also glows.

Wow really? Are you really implying that the floating, glowing blade created by wielders of magic is just some random hunk of steel? You should cut your fingers off for even implying that.

Not an impressive feat. Hell, Link stopping the goat was a better feat. Wielding the ball and chain against Blizzeta is a better feat. Lifting Gorons is a better feat.

Russel is a weakling girl.

Wow you're mentally challenged.

The argument was never that a human could stop a car with his hand you pissant, only that a human could easily survive being hit by a car slowing to a halt. A human can't survive being run through with a sword.

You said "Moving car>>>sword" as some sort of pissant effort to discredit Ganondorf's durability, which I have refuted.

No wonder you are the joke of comic versus and beyond, and no one likes you.

Oh my God seriously play the other ****ing games.

The Triforce of Power makes you immune to damage, this is a constant throughout the ****ing series, and is memorably stated directly in Wind Waker.

But because you are a cowardly little insect, you're too scared to allow any Zelda information from other games.

Afraid not, he survived the destruction of his castle. Ganondorf can crush Russel like an insect, physically and magically.

Russell casually stopping a car like it was a piece of paper is more impressive. Dealwitit.

Russell casually stopped a car with his hand. A human can survive s stab from a sword. That's the difference you cur.

No other information or games are allowed so it doesn't count here. Dorf was never immune to damage in this game.

Russell drains his blood which is different than what we don't see off screen when the castle falls.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Stabbing humans and unable to dent a cars hood < stabbing a Goron.

Paralyzing claws wont work on someone with no (proper?)blood.

Ohhh c'mon, its no fun if you don't play along:
"The Iron Boots increase Link's [b]upper body strength in order to lift things up, because....."

Just copy, paste and finish the sentence. [/B]

Link needs the boots because he's weak.

Originally posted by The Scenario
You keep saying this, but you haven't explained if it's just a blood drain or some kind of magical life steal. This is a rather important distinction. Ganondorf is just as fast as Russell now, and he goes for the kill, too.

But you do not appear to understand how the Master Sword or the Triforce of Power work. If you can, please explain to me what you think these items do, so everyone knows where you stand.

Spoiler:
The Triforce of Power amps the user's strength, magic, and durability in addition to letting them survive otherwise lethal wounds. This can be seen when Ganondorf is revived after his execution, and is thereafter unaffected by the Sage's sword. Then, he shrugs off Midna's castle busting attack.

Spoiler:
The Master Sword has the ability to bypass the Triforce of Power's protection in order to damage Ganondorf. When Ganondorf is impaled by the Master Sword, we see the Triforce of Power fade from Ganondorf's hand before he dies.

He resisted a castle exploding on him, that's a bit more than a normal sword or fangs. Does anyone in True Blood even use a sword?

Why won't you answer the question? It should be easy.

Please explain, in a least a few sentences, how the Iron Boots make the Dangoro feat possible.

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f278/katietiedrich/comic10.jpg

If it helps, you can explain why the above comic does not happen.

This happens off screen. We don't know if he hid in a portal or what happened. No where did Dorf ever resist a sword.

Link needs more weight because he's tiny.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Prove it has magical properties that make cutting Dorf possible. What balde has Dorf ever resisted piercing his skin ? You're a fanboy.

It's a magic blade that can match with another demonstratably magic blade.

What a dumb guy.

Russell casually stopping a car like it was a piece of paper is more impressive. Dealwitit.

Haha, see, this just isn't true. You really wish it to be true, but you're far too dumb to even begin proving it. A car, assuming it was two tons (It really probably wasn't), traveling at about five mph would only provide a force of four tons for Russel to have to resist (Assuming he dealt with the full force of the speeding car). A speeding goat the size of a bull, a rolling goron the size of a car, wielding a thick ball of iron and knocking back several hundred ton icebergs, all are more impressive feats.

You're a sad loser who can't begin to prove his case and can only continue spouting "MORE IMPRESSIVE" without any way of beginning to prove it.

Russell casually stopped a car with his hand. A human can survive s stab from a sword. That's the difference you cur.

You think a human being can survive being stabbed in the chest with a sword?

You're huffing paint fumes if you believe that.

No other information or games are allowed so it doesn't count here. Dorf was never immune to damage in this game.

Wow what a loser, when information that discredits his position is revealed he cries like a girl and declares that it doesn't count here.

Ganondorf was immune to his castle blowing up when he had the Triforce of Power. He gets stabbed by (In your idiotic view) a normal sword without it.

Are you dense? Are you really this stupid?

Russell drains his blood which is different than what we don't see off screen when the castle falls.

Prove Ganondorf has blood. 💃

We see from his wound that there is no blood, just light inside.

The castle exploded and Ganondorf survived, Midna attacked him and Ganondorf annihilated her, the same Midna who shattered the barrier that surrounded Hyrule Castle.

And you're still going on about the "Iron boots make Link's arms stronger" shit? Why are people like you allowed online?

Originally posted by NemeBro
It's a magic blade that can match with another demonstratably magic blade.

What a dumb guy.

Haha, see, this just isn't true. You really wish it to be true, but you're far too dumb to even begin proving it. A car, assuming it was two tons (It really probably wasn't), traveling at about five mph would only provide a force of four tons for Russel to have to resist (Assuming he dealt with the full force of the speeding car). A speeding goat the size of a bull, a rolling goron the size of a car, wielding a thick ball of iron and knocking back several hundred ton icebergs, all are more impressive feats.

You're a sad loser who can't begin to prove his case and can only continue spouting "MORE IMPRESSIVE" without any way of beginning to prove it.

You think a human being can survive being stabbed in the chest with a sword?

You're huffing paint fumes if you believe that.

Wow what a loser, when information that discredits his position is revealed he cries like a girl and declares that it doesn't count here.

Ganondorf was immune to his castle blowing up when he had the Triforce of Power. He gets stabbed by (In your idiotic view) a normal sword without it.

Are you dense? Are you really this stupid?

Prove Ganondorf has blood. 💃

We see from his wound that there is no blood, just light inside.

The castle exploded and Ganondorf survived, Midna attacked him and Ganondorf annihilated her, the same Midna who shattered the barrier that surrounded Hyrule Castle.

And you're still going on about the "Iron boots make Link's arms stronger" shit? Why are people like you allowed online?

Russell does so with no effort while Link requires the boots and maximum effort. Do you not understand the difference ?

I believe humans can survive being stabbed but no one could ever stop a car with minimal effort like Russell did.

This is limited to this game so you can't use other games you fanboy. Abide by the rules don't cry like the teenage woman I know you to be when you lose.

Dorf was off screen so we don't know where he was when the castle went down. Speculation.

Prove Dorf doesn't have blood the stupid nintendo wimps probably avoid blood because it's a game for kids.

Russell drains him.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No he isn't. Dorf isn't anywhere near as fast as Russell is. Russell has intercepted other vampires midblitz also.

I don't think you answered the blood/life question. So just blood drain or magical life essence drain?

Sage rush was above supersonic; that's good enough to contend with Russell.

This happens off screen. We don't know if he hid in a portal or what happened. No where did Dorf ever resist a sword.

He was still in the castle when Midna brought her trident down. We see this, so unless you have some evidence indicating he hid in a portal (which you just made up,) that attack hit him.

Link needs more weight because he's tiny.

Tiny but super strong, got it.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The casual manner in which Russell did is much more impressive since Gorons are comprised of flesh.

Link needs the boots because he's weak.

The casual manner in which Russell couldn't dent a car hood means what exactly?

"The Iron Boots increase Link's upper body strength in order to lift things up, because....."

No improvising. If you truly believe Link's arms get stronger, then finish that sentence. Or avoid and concede to the point.

...which doesn't matter as you've admitted that he's strong without the Boots in the other thread mmm

Originally posted by The Scenario
I don't think you answered the blood/life question. So just blood drain or magical life essence drain?

Sage rush was above supersonic; that's good enough to contend with Russell.

He was still in the castle when Midna brought her trident down. We see this, so unless you have some evidence indicating he hid in a portal (which you just made up,) that attack hit him.

Tiny but super strong, got it.

The castle didn't fall immediately. That's the thing. Dorf took damage and changed forms or hid. It's an unknown what actually happened.

No, he isn't he's just strong enough.

Originally posted by BloodRain
The casual manner in which Russell couldn't dent a car hood means what exactly?

"The Iron Boots increase Link's upper body strength in order to lift things up, because....."

No improvising. If you truly believe Link's arms get stronger, then finish that sentence. Or avoid and concede to the point.

...which doesn't matter as you've admitted that he's strong without the Boots in the other thread mmm

Link needs the weight while Russell doesn't.

Link needs the boots against an object or person of greater weight. Russell doesn't.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, it isn't. Russell showed he can intercept a vampire mid blitz while Dorf showed he can just bum rush someone once in close distance. Big diff.

Okay, are you going to answer the life drain question or not?

As for the rush, all it really needed to establish was Ganondorf's speed, which it did.

The castle didn't fall immediately. That's the thing. Dorf took damage and changed forms or hid. It's an unknown what actually happened.

I'm not necessarily even talking about the castle. Consider the fact that Midna was attacking him with a Fused Shadow Trident that was previously seen to break a castle sized barrier. We saw her bring that Trident down, and the caste exploding was just collateral damage.

No, he isn't he's just strong enough.

Just strong enough to throw Gorons weighing dozens of tons and ice weighing hundreds of tons, yes. Which is far above Russell. Do you disagree that the giant ice mass is much heavier than the car?

Originally posted by quanchi112
He stopped it. He didn't want to destroy it and showed minimal effort. Far weaker characters have greater strength feats but he blows them out of the water in a peer comparison.

Link needs the weight while Russell doesn't.

Link needs the boots against an object or person of greater weight. Russell doesn't.

Who cares if he didn't want to destroy it? If I throw a brick at a window, it doesn't matter if I don't want it to break, it will shatter. Russ was unable to put a dent in a cars hood.

He stopped a 1 ton car moving at 5mph. I hope it was the most minimal effort he could muster as by itself that feat is horribly weak. Why? The force that car produced is around that of what the goat in TP did.. no lie.

To stop a horizontal charge as physics says he must, but Im talking about the strength needing to lift and throw things.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Okay, are you going to answer the life drain question or not?

As for the rush, all it really needed to establish was Ganondorf's speed, which it did.

I'm not necessarily even talking about the castle. Consider the fact that Midna was attacking him with a Fused Shadow Trident that was previously seen to break a castle sized barrier. We saw her bring that Trident down, and the caste exploding was just collateral damage.

Just strong enough to throw Gorons weighing dozens of tons and ice weighing hundreds of tons, yes. Which is far above Russell. Do you disagree that the giant ice mass is much heavier than the car?

He wasn't that quick nor did he attack anyone else save one guy who was surprised he broke through his chains.

Dorf's form was altered and we've seen other forms take damage from far less than her trident. We don't see enough from their battle. That's the big point, dood.

Link needs the boots to be able to match them so doesn't matter. Link's speed isn't close enough and far less than Russell strength can hurt Link.

Link's slower, uglier, smaller waist, and weak hips.

Russell did so with ease that's not his max strength.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Who cares if he didn't want to destroy it? If I throw a brick at a window, it doesn't matter if I don't want it to break, it will shatter. Russ was unable to put a dent in a cars hood.

He stopped a 1 ton car moving at 5mph. I hope it was the most minimal effort he could muster as by itself that feat is horribly weak. Why? The force that car produced is around that of what the goat in TP did.. no lie.

To stop a horizontal charge as physics says he must, but Im talking about the strength needing to lift and throw things.

No, to stop that car and prevent it from falling on you is far more impressive than stopping a charging goat. The fact you are trying to say otherwise tells me a lot about you.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell's fist isn't a brick. I can alter how hard I punch someone just like he can do the same.

No, to stop that car and prevent it from falling on you is far more impressive than stopping a charging goat. The fact you are trying to say otherwise tells me a lot about you.

A 1 ton car at 5 mph = 2,000 newtons. A 230+ kg goat (its larger than rocky mountain goats) at charging speed = a little under 2,000 newtons.

^Around the same incoming force.

Quan, be quiet and quit your fanboying. You haven't answered a single question they posed to you. You scream, "NU UH!" and stick your fingers in your ears and sing. Not that well, either.

Originally posted by BloodRain
Its not about altering force, its about being unable to dent thin metal.

A 1 ton car at 5 mph = 2,000 newtons. A 230+ kg goat (its larger than rocky mountain goats) at charging speed = a little under 2,000 newtons.

^Around the same incoming force.

Originally posted by Pwned
Quan, be quiet and quit your fanboying. You haven't answered a single question they posed to you. You scream, "NU UH!" and stick your fingers in your ears and sing. Not that well, either.

Originally posted by quanchi112
What was the question again ?

You stated Russell would drain Ganondorf's life force. I asked if you were talking about a blood drain or a magic life force drain. You have yet to answer.

He wasn't that quick nor did he attack anyone else save one guy who was surprised he broke through his chains.

Fortunately, he was that quick, and him not attacking anyone else does not change this.

Dorf's form was altered and we've seen other forms take damage from far less than her trident. We don't see enough from their battle. That's the big point, dood.

Nothing stops Ganondorf from taking that form, and we haven't really seen much non-artifact stuff hurting him.

Link needs the boots to be able to match them so doesn't matter. Link's speed isn't close enough and far less than Russell strength can hurt Link.

It does matter, though. Link is strong with or without the boots, we've proven this multiple times. Link is fast enough, and so far nothing you've shown lets Russell kill Link immediately.

Link's slower, uglier, smaller waist, and weak hips.

Nah, no, yes, and nope.

Russell did so with ease that's not his max strength.

So what you're saying is, you're guessing at his max strength?