Team True Blood vs. Team Twilight Princess (LOZ)

Started by Blight5 pages

Ah, Nemebro went the slightly BFR route. That should work.

Russell failed to put a dent in the cars hood, and he's going to hurt a Goron that can canonly survive several sword slashes to the gut? 😕

Anyhow. Marnie w/Antonia apparently still retains her human/witch level body, meaning that shes physically the most fragile one here, and unless something proves otherwise has the lowest speed. On the other hand her best feats would be creating a barrier that can stop a rocket launcher. By feats a single arrow could kill her unless she can bullet time.

Mary is decent, but her magic is well below the likes of Ganon. And the whole 'cant be killed unless she wants to' is a no-limits fallacy, so besides that the best we've seen from her is bullets bouncing off her skin. Seeing as humans with swords produce more force, that shouldn't be an issue.

Even with the No-Limits she could still be frozen, like Nemebro said.

Could also chop her into fine pieces and serve her to the Goron. Alive or not, if she's being digested, I'd call that a win. haermm

Despite what Quanchi would have you believe, Maryanne Forrester isn't immune to damage. She doesn't die though due to being immortal.

She was bitten by a vampire and Sam (as a bull) impaled her. She only gave up her immortality AFTER she was impaled.

Originally posted by Robtard
Despite what Quanchi would have you believe, Maryanne Forrester isn't immune to damage. She doesn't die though due to being immortal.

She was bitten by a vampire and Sam (as a bull) impaled her. She only gave up her immortality AFTER she was impaled.

She almost killed the vampire who bit her by being bit. But you're right, she can take damage.

Because her blood is poisonous; I don't think anyone on Team Zelda is drinking it.

Gorons have some pretty incredible constitution. 131

Gorons are so awesome. I tried playing that fanmade Zelda RTS just to play as them. My PC couldn't run it, though. 😬

Oh yeah. The goron can solo.

Originally posted by Robtard
Despite what Quanchi would have you believe, Maryanne Forrester isn't immune to damage. She doesn't die though due to being immortal.

She was bitten by a vampire and Sam (as a bull) impaled her. She only gave up her immortality AFTER she was impaled.

I never said she was immune to damage. Don't put words in my mouth, roberto.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Ganondorf doesn't need to kill her. He just needs to freeze her solid.

A tactic I stated before.

Wow you're really bad at this, you should change your password to random letters and numbers so you can't log back in and then log off forever. That's how terrible you are.

Also, provide feats from the True Blood side for how they'd defeat Ganondorf, cowardly girl.

Russell drinks him dry. That's pretty easy, eh ? Maryanne can block bullets with ease so her reactions are well above Dorf's. Take your own advice you twit.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
Yes or no question, do they make him stronger?
Make the feat possible.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Show them being hurt.

No, I insult you because you deserve it.

How do they harm or defeat Ganondorf? Answer. You didn't reply to my last post asking this like the cowardly girl you are.

Russell drains him by biting him.

How will Russell even harm Ganondorf to draw blood from him? haermm His durability is too great.

Also, do the boots make Link stronger, yes or no?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell drinks him dry. That's pretty easy, eh ? Maryanne can block bullets with ease so her reactions are well above Dorf's. Take your own advice you twit.

Ganondorf can turn himself to twilight particles, and reform his body pretty easily assuming Russell's fangs even pierce him. I don't think anyone would want to deal with Beast Ganon. In any case, if Ganondorf's Sage blitz truly was supersonic, he's more than good enough to match anyone in this thread for speed.

Make the feat possible.

For argument's sake, can you explain how the boots make the feat possible? All I'm asking is how the boots allow Link to lift and throw a heavy object. That's it.

Originally posted by ScreamPaste
How will Russell even harm Ganondorf to draw blood from him? haermm His durability is too great.

Also, do the boots make Link stronger, yes or no?

The sages stabbed him just fine. His durability is such that a sword can pierce him. Russell can easily stop moving cars. Moving car>>>sword.

Link needs the boots because he's a weak hero.

Originally posted by The Scenario
Ganondorf can turn himself to twilight particles, and reform his body pretty easily assuming Russell's fangs even pierce him. I don't think anyone would want to deal with Beast Ganon. In any case, if Ganondorf's Sage blitz truly was supersonic, he's more than good enough to match anyone in this thread for speed.

For argument's sake, can you explain how the boots make the feat possible? All I'm asking is how the boots allow Link to lift and throw a heavy object. That's it.

Russell drains his life essence. This is a different attack than he has ever faced. Dorf also didn't change life particles against the sages either.

His sage blitz was weak. He took out one sage and stood by while they slowly bfr'd him. The sages also stood by while he ripped free. All in all a pathetic feat from the Lord of the gingers....wait I can't even say that I forgot about Ares from gow. He'd wipe his ass with Hyrule.

Without the boots Link can't compete with the Gorons.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell drinks him dry. That's pretty easy, eh ? Maryanne can block bullets with ease so her reactions are well above Dorf's. Take your own advice you twit.

Russell drains him by biting him.

Would you get a load of this guy.

A. The sword was magical in nature.

B. Russel stopped a car that had nearly come to a halt.

C. A sword of the size Ganondorf was stabbed by is much greater than a car moving at five mph. A human can survive being hit by a car growing that slow easily. A big ass sword being stabbed through the chest? Not likely. I honestly can't believe you said that, even for you, that was stupid.

D. Most importantly, he was stabbed by the sword before he had the Triforce of Power, which you would know if you played the game.

You're really bad at this, give up and accept that you are intellectually somewhere between a tree stump and your common ant.

So how are they beating a Goron that can take sword slashes to the gut?

Make the feat possible.

How about a simple finish-the-sentence?

"The Iron Boots increase Link's upper body strength in order to lift things up, because....."

Originally posted by quanchi112
Russell drains his life essence. This is a different attack than he has ever faced. Dorf also didn't change life particles against the sages either.

I haven't heard of this ability before. Is it a blood drain, or an actual life stealing attack? If Russell needs to bite him, though, it's very unlikely to work.

You are aware that Ganondorf didn't gain Twilight powers until he fed off of the Twili's hate, right? Meaning, after he was already banished. So when he fought the Sages, he didn't have that power.


His sage blitz was weak. He took out one sage and stood by while they slowly bfr'd him. The sages also stood by while he ripped free. All in all a pathetic feat from the Lord of the gingers....wait I can't even say that I forgot about Ares from gow. He'd wipe his ass with Hyrule.

His Sage blitz was fast and turned a guy to dust. Now, then, I'm not sure you fully understand how the Twilight Princess timeline works. It goes something like this:

Ganondorf (no Triforce) is captured by the Sages and executed. After this, Ganondorf receives the Triforce of Power and is revived, killing a Sage. He's then banished by the Mirror of Twilight and gets trapped in the Twilight Realm. He feeds on the Twili's hate and becomes stronger, then poses as a god so he can use Zant as a puppet and get back to Hyrule. Then Twilight Princess proper happens.

Ganondorf has a few different levels of power here. That is, his weakest form (no Triforce,) then a stronger/normal form (with Triforce), followed by his final level in this game (Triforce + Twilight.) What you seem to be doing is taking Ganondorf's absolute weakest point, and trying to pass it off as his maximum.

Do you understand why that's wrong?


Without the boots Link can't compete with the Gorons.

Can you explain why?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Would you get a load of this guy.

A. The sword was magical in nature.

B. Russel stopped a car that had nearly come to a halt.

C. A sword of the size Ganondorf was stabbed by is much greater than a car moving at five mph. A human can survive being hit by a car growing that slow easily. A big ass sword being stabbed through the chest? Not likely. I honestly can't believe you said that, even for you, that was stupid.

D. Most importantly, he was stabbed by the sword before he had the Triforce of Power, which you would know if you played the game.

You're really bad at this, give up and accept that you are intellectually somewhere between a tree stump and your common ant.

Prove the sword was magical in nature.

LOL at this guy.

Russell easily stopped a car. It was a joke to him to do so.

The sword cut into weakling Dorf like butter. A human can't stop the car with his hand wit minimal effort you dolt.

The triforce never made him impervious to damage only made him resist death.

Russell drains the weakling.

Originally posted by BloodRain
So how are they beating a Goron that can take sword slashes to the gut?

How about a simple finish-the-sentence?

"The Iron Boots increase Link's upper body strength in order to lift things up, because....."

Russell is far stronger than sword slashes. MaryAnne's claws have a paralytic effect as well.

Link needs extra weight because he's a pansy and needs to get some weight gainer.

Originally posted by The Scenario
I haven't heard of this ability before. Is it a blood drain, or an actual life stealing attack? If Russell needs to bite him, though, it's very unlikely to work.

You are aware that Ganondorf didn't gain Twilight powers until he fed off of the Twili's hate, right? Meaning, after he was already banished. So when he fought the Sages, he didn't have that power.

His Sage blitz was fast and turned a guy to dust. Now, then, I'm not sure you fully understand how the Twilight Princess timeline works. It goes something like this:

Ganondorf (no Triforce) is captured by the Sages and executed. After this, Ganondorf receives the Triforce of Power and is revived, killing a Sage. He's then banished by the Mirror of Twilight and gets trapped in the Twilight Realm. He feeds on the Twili's hate and becomes stronger, then poses as a god so he can use Zant as a puppet and get back to Hyrule. Then Twilight Princess proper happens.

Ganondorf has a few different levels of power here. That is, his weakest form (no Triforce,) then a stronger/normal form (with Triforce), followed by his final level in this game (Triforce + Twilight.) What you seem to be doing is taking Ganondorf's absolute weakest point, and trying to pass it off as his maximum.

Do you understand why that's wrong?

Can you explain why?

I am aware that Dorf has never shown the ability to resist a blood/life draining attack. I am aware Russell is far faster. I am aware Russell goes for the kill more frequently with greater success.

I understand that both before you claim he was given more powerful he was impaled and I am also aware after he was given said power he was also impaled and died.

Pre and post power up he was impaled.

Nowhere did he resist a sword. Not a one time.

Link's a featherweight.