Originally posted by srankmissingnin
As opposed to all the Jack feats cited in this thread? dur
More than I've seen posted for Wolverine, at least.
This is a spite thread, Jack doesn't match up against Wolverine. [/B]
I disagree.
Anyway, since finding youtube videos of Samurai Jack that aren't music videos is basically impossible, I'll just go through this thread and cite episode titles that said feats appear in. It should be easy enough to find the episodes.
Originally posted by NemeBro
Jack resisted being crushed by a 700 ton sumo,
Happens in Jack and the Smackback.
Originally posted by NemeBro
he could leap hundreds of feet while carrying boulders,
This is Jack learns to Jump Good. He also sprints, does pushups, and does other acrobatics with the boulders.
Originally posted by NemeBro
he routinely matches and defeats a character who can blow up cities with eye lasers and is the meteor that killed the dinosaurs,
Referring to Aku, and both of these happen in The Birth of Evil. References to Aku destroying cities also happen in Jack and the Lava Monster and Jack and the Warrior Woman, IIRC.
Originally posted by NemeBro
he is fast enough to casually dodge and block machine-gun fire with his sword,
Any episode that features a gun will have Jack either dodging or blocking it. It's tough to point to a specific one. Jack and the Ultra Robots, The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful, and I think some of the Scotsman episodes should have good enough examples.
Originally posted by NemeBro
and has survived atmospheric re-entry and the landing.
Jack in Space. I believe Jack deflects a laser at one point, as well.
I'm also going to recommend Jack and the Haunted House, Samurai vs. Ninja, and The Tale of X-9 just because.
Originally posted by The Scenario
More than I've seen posted for Wolverine, at least.I disagree.
Anyway, since finding youtube videos of Samurai Jack that aren't music videos is basically impossible, I'll just go through this thread and cite episode titles that said feats appear in. It should be easy enough to find the episodes.
Happens in Jack and the Smackback.
This is Jack learns to Jump Good. He also sprints, does pushups, and does other acrobatics with the boulders.
Referring to Aku, and both of these happen in The Birth of Evil. References to Aku destroying cities also happen in Jack and the Lava Monster and Jack and the Warrior Woman, IIRC.
Any episode that features a gun will have Jack either dodging or blocking it. It's tough to point to a specific one. Jack and the Ultra Robots, The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful, and I think some of the Scotsman episodes should have good enough examples.
Jack in Space. I believe Jack deflects a laser at one point, as well.
I'm also going to recommend Jack and the Haunted House, Samurai vs. Ninja, and The Tale of X-9 just because.
Nice work.
Jack has more feats cited in a few pages than your comic book favorite has in 50.
Originally posted by The Scenario
More than I've seen posted for Wolverine, at least.I disagree.
Anyway, since finding youtube videos of Samurai Jack that aren't music videos is basically impossible, I'll just go through this thread and cite episode titles that said feats appear in. It should be easy enough to find the episodes.
Happens in Jack and the Smackback.
This is Jack learns to Jump Good. He also sprints, does pushups, and does other acrobatics with the boulders.
Referring to Aku, and both of these happen in The Birth of Evil. References to Aku destroying cities also happen in Jack and the Lava Monster and Jack and the Warrior Woman, IIRC.
Any episode that features a gun will have Jack either dodging or blocking it. It's tough to point to a specific one. Jack and the Ultra Robots, The Good, the Bad, and the Beautiful, and I think some of the Scotsman episodes should have good enough examples.
Jack in Space. I believe Jack deflects a laser at one point, as well.
I'm also going to recommend Jack and the Haunted House, Samurai vs. Ninja, and The Tale of X-9 just because.
I'm aware of all those... which of those examples do you feel like paints the picture that Jack stands a chance in hell of contending with Wolverine?
I'll do more in depth rebuttal after RAW.
Originally posted by mastagambit
...and the robots were the strongest in his universe. 😉
Which should paint a pretty clear difference between the astronomical difference in scope and power between Jack's universe and Marvel's... the Mandroid's are more formidable than those things.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I'm aware of all those... which of those examples do you feel like paints the picture that Jack stands a chance in hell of contending with Wolverine?I'll do more in depth rebuttal after RAW.
Which should paint a pretty clear difference between the astronomical difference in scope and power between Jack's universe and Marvel's... the Mandroid's are more formidable than those things.
Considering it took one of the smartest men in existence to create an arm to amplify his strength so much that it could cut through what he rightfully claimed to be indestructible metal(as Jack's sword combined with his strength couldn't cut them, but had easily cut everything else before and after), it's a nice feat. And to finish the final one, several gods had to bless it.
Originally posted by AuraAngel
I at least hoped someone would explain the mother ****ing dear thing you posted. haermm
Wolverine was training Earth Mover to respect nature, and faked him out tricking him into thinking the dear koed him when he was fine. It's a nothing example that gets posted by people who don't read comics and have no concept of the context the example took place in.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
I'm aware of all those... which of those examples do you feel like paints the picture that Jack stands a chance in hell of contending with Wolverine?
Blocking machinegun fire. (Speed feats far above Spidey, let alone Wolverine.)
Surviving a 700 ton press slam. (Wolverine only does this on his adamantium skeleton and healing factor.. Jack did it on sheer durability. Spiderman would have died.)
Performing acrobatics with giant boulders strapped to his back. (Wolverines been pinned under similar boulders)
Wolverine can't even handle Gorgon with Elektra backing him up, barely beating him by catching him with his own stone stare, and Jack has better feats than Gorgon does.
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Wolverine was training Earth Mover to respect nature, and faked him out tricking him into thinking the dear koed him when he was fine. It's a nothing example that gets posted by people who don't read comics and have no concept of the context the example took place in.
He's also got beat up by a panda as I recall. mmm
Originally posted by cdtm
Blocking machinegun fire. (Speed feats far above Spidey, let alone Wolverine.)Surviving a 700 ton press slam. (Wolverine only does this on his adamantium skeleton and healing factor.. Jack did it on sheer durability. Spiderman would have died.)
Performing acrobatics with giant boulders strapped to his back. (Wolverines been pinned under similar boulders)
Wolverine can't even handle Gorgon with Elektra backing him up, barely beating him by catching him with his own stone stare, and Jack has better feats than Gorgon does.
Blocking machine gun fire! zomg!!!! Congrats he's as fast as Gambit... who is slower than both Wolverine and Spider-man.
Spider-man's been crushed under hundreds of tons of metal, concrete and various debris on more than one occasion.
Jack didn't perform acrobatics with a giant boulder on his back. He could barely move, climbed a vine robe, then took the boulder off and jumped super far. Wolverine has hundred feet lunges under his belt and he didn't need weight training to do it.
Gorgon would rage stomp Jack. facepalm
Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Jack didn't perform acrobatics with a giant boulder on his back. He could barely move, climbed a vine robe, then took the boulder off and jumped super far. Wolverine has hundred feet lunges under his belt and he didn't need weight training to do it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RTjUeRNnQA#t=1m35
Mute the audio.