Give the person below you a choice between two options

Headache

Blind or deaf?

Deaf

Lose a hand or a foot?

Foot

Tattoo of a dick on your forehead for life(cannot cover it in any way) or have horrible breath for life(no way to cover the smell)

Tat. There are some women who would be attracted to that.

Lose a testicle, or pass a kidney stone the size of a golf ball?

Bye bye testie

Drown or burn to death?

Burn

One ice cream flavor for life?

That's not really a this or this choice, but DRUMSTICK flavor. And yes they make that flavor.

Would you rather lose your tongue or all of your teeth?

Teeth

Would you lose a leg or an arm?

Leg

LotR or Star Wars

Star Wars

Drink pee or get pooped on?

Originally posted by juggerman
Star Wars

Drink pee or get pooped on?

Thai food or sushi?

Sushi. Never had Thai

Buried or cremated?

Buried

Butts or butts?

No idea what this means but i guess "butts"

Apples or oranges?

Oranges

Be $100,000 in debt (that you have to pay) or get ****ed up the ass for 20mins from a well hung man.

I'd take it from behind.

Chocolate Fondue or Cheese Fondue?

Chocolate.

Great White Shark bite or Stung by Box Jellyfish?

Shark bite

Drink an entire bottle of hand sanitizer or put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall?

Drink a bottle of hand sanitizer.

Was this thread already done by dadudemon a couple of years back or am I going crazy?

No idea

Put your arm in an alligator's mouth or take a full force paw strike from a Siberian tiger?