Give the person below you a choice between two options

Hot gay guy!

Pregnancy or a 9 month long period.

never experienced either, but pregnancy I guess...

This cat

or

this wolf

Wolf

Run into Brock Lesnar in a dark alley (he thinks you raped and murdered his wife) or get tortured 'Hostel' style?

Run into Brock: because I did and he's next! mwhahahahahaa!

Allow this scorpion to sting you in the face or sting you on the tongue: 3 times, each:

Tongue.

Sex with one 10 or two 7s?

Two 7s (if they're Bi).

Beat to death a known rapist murderer or stomp on a kitten with heavy work boots?

Stomp on a kitten. The kitten probably shit on something of mine, anyway.

Suck Robtard's dick for 10 minutes or lick juggerman's anus once (after he has completed a workout session).

Anus I guess

Would you rather get stabbed in the stomach by a serrated blade laced with salt, or cover your body with paper cuts and jump into a tiger shark tank?

Tiger sharks cause if I'm gonna die, it's gonna be to one of my favorite animals

Listen to a twelve hour cat orgy in your basement or have two old people tell you in graphic detail about the last time they had sex.

Old people.

Be a black guy for a week, or an middle easterner for a day in new York?

Black guy!

Eat a three course meal of your least favorite foods for a week or never eat your favorite foods for the rest of your life?

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Anus I guess

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Originally posted by That ACDC Chick
Black guy!

Eat a three course meal of your least favorite foods for a week or never eat your favorite foods for the rest of your life?

Would you rather eat (and finish in one go) a quadruple bypass burger or a family pizza with (tomato sauce, cheese) salami, and sausage as toppings.

Pizza.

Stuck in the middle of the North Pole or stuck in the middle or the Sahara (no hope of rescue)?

Sahara.

Goku or Superman?

Superman

Invulnerable to all things, though you're still normal human strength,or super strength, like having the strength of 1000 men, though you can be killed by bullets and anything else that can kill people.

Definitely invulnerability.

Fight a fully grown male Chimpanzee, or a rabid gray wolf?

Wolf.

Switch to the opposite sex for a week once a month

or

switch ethnicity(random each time) for a week once a month.

Switch to the opposite sex

Go through one of Jigsaw's trials or participate in the Hunger Games?

Originally posted by Insomniatric
Anus I guess

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