Superman vs Thor, Gladiator, Silver Surfer, Beta Ray Bill (w/ a twist)

Started by Mindset7 pages

You can hire Bruce as a bootyguard.

Originally posted by -Pr-
I'm partial to Norrin too. Long before I was to Clark.

Let's not pretend I don't have a genuine reason based on showings for why I think the way I do.

😐

Ok I gather that, but strength will not be the determining factor in a fight between the two. He can bench press as many earths as he likes, he's not overcoming Norrin on strength alone

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Ok I gather that, but strength will not be the determining factor in a fight between the two. He can bench press as many earths as he likes, he's not overcoming Norrin on strength alone

Nobody said he would win on strength alone, but pretending it isn't a factor at all is just as silly.

Originally posted by Mindset
You can hire Bruce as a bootyguard.

You kidding? With his double barrel?

Originally posted by -Pr-

You kidding? With his double barrel?
huh...what does that mean? 😕

Also, I would protect you if you requested.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Nobody said he would win on strength alone, but pretending it isn't a factor at all is just as silly.

You kidding? With his double barrel?

Surfer isn't a brawler PR his strength feats are few and far in between. Superman on the other hand is, and is consistently portrayed as such, and has often moved celestial bodies. But that doesn't mean he can't match him, or amp his strength in accordance with Clarks...ss is the head if the herald class for a reason

Originally posted by Starscream M
huh...what does that mean? 😕

Also, I would protect you if you requested.

👆

Originally posted by Starscream M
huh...what does that mean? 😕

Also, I would protect you if you requested.

I'm sure I'll be fine.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Surfer isn't a brawler PR his strength feats are few and far in between. Superman on the other hand is, and is consistently portrayed as such, and has often moved celestial bodies. But that doesn't mean he can't match him, or amp his strength in accordance with Clarks...ss is the head if the herald class for a reason

Not in terms of strength, he isn't. Surfer might be primarily a ranged fighter, but that doesn't mean Clark isn't fast enough to get in close, where he holds a definite advantage. A strength contest would end badly for Norrin almost every time.

Surfer isn't by default top of the herald class. Especially when stacked up against someone like Thor.

Bruce, I request you protect Pr.

Originally posted by Mindset
Bruce, I request you protect Pr.

From what, my anal virginity?

mmm

That's between you and Bruce.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
U couldn't possibly be serious with these statements..noone under sky is dragging mjolnir anywhere...but keep thinking that it proves how knowledgeable u are

And why would that be? You already showed us how much you know about these characters.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Ok I gather that, but strength will not be the determining factor in a fight between the two. He can bench press as many earths as he likes, he's not overcoming Norrin on strength alone

Yeah, that's why surfer fanboys are laughed at. Surfer has never been beaten by strength, right? Right?
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Surfer isn't a brawler PR his strength feats are few and far in between. Superman on the other hand is, and is consistently portrayed as such, and has often moved celestial bodies. But that doesn't mean he can't match him, or amp his strength in accordance with Clarks...ss is the head if the herald class for a reason

This isn't moving celestial bodies. This is bench pressing the whole ****ing earth for 5 days. Yeah, he amped himself 50 years ago to match a thing who could lift 15 tons atm and said "your strength is beyond my comprehension". On another ocassion he absorbed so much energy to amp himself that he would've exploded if amped any further and released that energy and all he has to destroy a moon by colliding with it and was nearly killed. That means he can match strength with superman liek totally. Lulz.

Abhi, i've already asked you to cut the attitude.

You don't need to be snarky to get your point across, especially when you're right.

He's a rogue member of the House of El, much like Carver is a rogue member of the Gamma Church.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Abhi, i've already asked you to cut the attitude.

You don't need to be snarky to get your point across, especially when you're right.


Ok.

Originally posted by -Pr-
From what, my anal virginity?

he's gotta protect what is his.

By feats and especially recent Superman most likely wins. In comics and by common sense, everyone from the Team has a good chance to stalemate or take at least 2-4 wins from Supes on his own, especially Thor and SS.
This team stomps. Except if CIS is on for them and off for Supes (OWAW style.)

Or

If Loeb writes the story.

or

if Morrison writes the story.

The only person that can win this is Hulk...the rest get slung around like a teenager wrestling Brock.

Originally posted by carver9
The only person that can win this is Hulk...the rest get slung around like a teenager wrestling Brock.
maybe with the aid of the others but not by himself.

This is spite against Superman.