Disney acquires Lucasfilm; Episode VII proposed for 2015

Started by Jedi Sheriff74 pages

Yeah, Mark needs to lose the timber he's put on.

Should get Brad Bird to do this new Star Wars movie.

Originally posted by roughrider
Give Hamill a beard as Old Man Luke. And yeah, time to diet, Mark.

Better idea.. Have a new guy play an Older Luke with a big beard to hide the fact that he probably looks nothing like Hammil! Yeah.. Re-Cast!

Originally posted by ares834
Sure he may be old and fat but he still can kick major ass.

Yeah by sitting on his enemies.

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
Better idea.. Have a new guy play an Older Luke with a big beard to hide the fact that he probably looks nothing like Hammil! Yeah.. Re-Cast!

If they go that route they need an actor that slighty resembles Mark Hamill's Luke but older.

^ Yeah that would work just fine with Luke. End of the day we jumped a generation and used a different actor for Obi-Wan. Yes they had to, but still point is it works when you watch them together.

But they're clearly going to use that Old Fart Hamill so I might as well stop hoping for a better actor.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Shatner looked fine in Generations.

But yeah, Hammill needs to be built more like Alec Guinness.

are you kidding me? he was packed in that starfleet uniform more tightly than a can of pillsbury biscuits.

(but i admit, what mark has done to himself is of a whole other league)

Maybe they can break out he motion trackers and photoreal CGI a pre-cookie dough version of Hamill in..he is a master voiceover artist and could do the voice to match perfectly, no doubt.

Or maybe the Force makes you put on weight...!

Who knew that 'Midichloreans' were just a fancy SW galaxy name for 'Calories'.

Maybe the light side make you put it on (Luke did fill out between Eps IV and VI...) The darkside does the opposite (Weighty emporer in Ep III looked much less so in VI)

Judge me by my girth, do you...

The Force flows through all things, and he has a LOT of Force flowing through him, is all.

Originally posted by DARTH POWER
Better idea.. Have a new guy play an Older Luke with a big beard to hide the fact that he probably looks nothing like Hammil! Yeah.. Re-Cast!

Better idea - no beard, Hamill keeps the weight, shaves his head and does a whole homage to Marlon Brando's Colonel Kurtz from Apocalypse Now, wearing a big flowing robe and being shot in the shadows, from the base he made for his Jedi followers in the jungles of Yavin 4.

😆

"...Your methods are...Dark-Sidish."

"....Are my methods Dark-Sidish?"

😉

Originally posted by focus4chumps
lets maybe just for a second put han and leia aside and address the issue we've been avoiding

mark hammil needs to lose some serious weight or he's going to look far more pathetic than even william shatner in star trek generations.

The weight is easily explained. Who needs to get off the couch for a beer when you have to force to do it for you? Need a bag of Chips? No problem. You can move more then just rocks with the force.

Originally posted by Ushgarak
Judge me by my girth, do you...

The Force flows through all things, and he has a LOT of Force flowing through him, is all.

😛 lol

Originally posted by CaedusRules
The weight is easily explained. Who needs to get off the couch for a beer when you have to force to do it for you? Need a bag of Chips? No problem. You can move more then just rocks with the force.

*In best General Grevious voice*
This Jedilaziness together with the midichloreans=calories thing means that he must realise that his waistline measurements are doomed.

yeah we're all having a good time and whistling past the graveyard now, but this is going to stop being funny really quick if he doesnt get his ass on a treadmill and right soon.

Hopefully he is in the middle of a Rocky style montage as we speak.

Knowing the standard length of time it takes to film & complete a Star Wars movie in post - each movie has taken anywhere between 18-22 months - means that to make their standard release date in Summer 2015 (the usual May slot?), they have to start shooting by this time next year.

Bang out that script, get the older actors in shape, get all the sets ready for a year from now!

extended interview

the old:
YouTube video
and posted today:
YouTube video

Originally posted by focus4chumps
yeah we're all having a good time and whistling past the graveyard now, but this is going to stop being funny really quick if he doesnt get his ass on a treadmill and right soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFrMLRQIT_k

i dont think even an 80's montage will help

Worse comes to worse, there's always CGI enhancing. Little trim here, little trim there, a face lift or six here, some more trimming. Boom, an older yet somewhat fit Luke.

who looks like a stupid cartoon. that technology doesnt un-fatass people