Lord Lucien
Lets all love Lain
Originally posted by Dolos
You have no idea what I liked about the Matrix and Star Wars, your posts reflect this. Think on your cluelessness and quit taking what I say so personally. Emotion is for women. Unless you're a woman and in that case, 😎 .Anyhow, themes and ideas, dialogue, and story are why the Matrix TRILOGY is far, far better than the Star Wars hexology.
Being that creative and keeping the much realism did it in for me as well.
So I've elaborated on my thoughts of the creativity of the ideas behind, the awesomeness and visual appeal of the bullet-time. So you want to talk about story, plot, dialogue and character progression now? Lets start with dialogue, the only Star Wars character that can be considered on par with Smith's menacing and awe-inspiring dialogues was the Emperor in ROTJ, and yet I still find Smith's talking down in all three films to be more sinister.
That's just a start, I'm not in the mood for this right now tbh.
Well, yeah. Palptine
would be the only one on par. He's the big bad, the final boss, the main villain... just like Smith. They
would be comparable. And the Star Wars prequels blow more chunks than the Matrix sequels could ever dream of.
But I predict your insistence that the Matrix sequels were actually good. That I want to hear about. Aside from the Merovingian (Reloaded only) and Monica Belluci's neckline, I can't think of anything in either sequels that can be called good. The philosophy is babble and makes no sense, the special effects are no longer novel (the awe of bullet-time was used up in the first film), the characters are so effing boring, and the plot is just convoluted and... dumb. I can't think of a more accurate word (especially for Revolutions).
And Smith isn't sinister, clever, or threatening... he's hilarious! He spouts the same nonsense that the Oracle and Architect do, he grins and guffaws like a retard, and that "climax" (I couldn't put enough quotations around that word if I tried) fight in Revolutions looks like garbage compared to the first film's. I couldn't stop laughing at all the stupid clones standing around with that same Billy Idol-esque sneer on their faces. Nor at the slow-mo face-squishing. Nor at the ridiculous way Smith breaks out of the ground and floats in the air like a DBZ character. It was funny. But by God, it was stupid.
Throw in the stick-in-the-mud protagonists, who are all unlikable, boring, and full of the same bland and/or shitty dialogue as everyone else, and what's left? The cascade of CGI, Lucas-style? The utterly meaningless battle for Zion that drags on forever and ultimately meant nothing to the story's resolution? The forced and contrived love stories? The switcharoo they pulled on Morpheus' personality during that scene in Reloaded? MACHINES? The pointless half-orgy of androgynous bronze people?
I'm honestly at a loss to think of anything interesting, or even all that entertaining about the Matrix sequels. Cartoon Smith, French people, boobs, and digital orgasms aside, of course.