Obama must go!

Originally posted by Darth Jello
They tracked down the guy who started the Alabama Secession petition. He wants to secede because a LOCAL obscenity law closed down his topless car wash. Because, you know, leaving the Union and therefore the Constitution behind will ensure LESS obscenity laws in Alabama.

http://blog.al.com/live/2012/11/alabama_secessionist_says_work.html

His reasons make no sense...

But I agree that he should be able to run and operate a topless carwash.

Originally posted by dadudemon
His reasons make no sense...

But I agree that he should be able to run and operate a topless carwash.

Since it's Alabama, the gals probably was his nieces or something

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Since it's Alabama, the gals probably was his nieces or something

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
Should I go ahead and propose,
and get hitched and have kids with eleven toes and
move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?

If so, why did you end the second line with 'and'? uhuh

is it safe to assume that the OP is still screaming and crying in his pillow?

hehe, most likely.....

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Is that a poem?

If so, why did you end the second line with 'and'? uhuh

Originally posted by focus4chumps
is it safe to assume that the OP is still screaming and crying in his pillow?

Why his pillow?

Originally posted by dadudemon
Why his pillow?