KMC Battle Royale

Pr, Bada, and Newjak have grown bored as mods. Tapping into their vast multiverse levels of power, they have decided to pit their friends in a royal death match for their enjoyment. To even the odds, each KMCer has been merged with a formidable DC or Marvel character. Remember, consider them an amalgam complete in every way [knowledge, powers, standard equipment, etc.] just the KMCer is in control. This is the ultimate battle to decide both which poster and set of powers will prevail. Will Jake give Blue the Hammer? Will Mindset rape Digi? Cast your votes!

The Contestants:

Blair Wind- Green Lantern Hal (With Kyle's old ring - that is technically Jordan's anyway - that doesn't need recharge or is affected by yellow. He can access his Lantern from a pocket dimension if need be.)

vs

Abhilegend - Superman (the skies are cloudless and the match will perpetually take place during an endless day)

vs

Mindset - Doom (can fly without depleting energy reserves of any kind)

vs

JaketheBank - Thor (no Blake connection so the hammer can be out of his hand indefinitely)

vs

Digi - Adam Warlock (no insta soul tricks or BFR, but Soul gem is in play - mostly for the blasts)

vs

Bluewaterrider - Wonder Woman (bracers, lasso, tiara, and sword)

The contestants get 5 minutes prep with which they can use their own powers - no outside equipment can be brought in. All versions can use classic levels (no pre-crisis). They fight in a large arena the size of a football field. There is an invisible forcefield that will not allow them to go farther than the lower atmosphere (ground to air). No BFR. All other KMCers are safely watching from seats where Carver is selling hotdogs and popcorn.

Edit:

You can apply feats that should be applicable to you from other individuals - unless they themselves are different, amped, or have some additional perk you do not. Therefore, feat exchange (using common sense as to what is applicable) is on

So does Doom get my abilities as well?

Doom + rapist supreme abilities makes this a spite thread waiting to happen. sneer

Originally posted by Mindset
So does Doom get my abilities as well?

No 😐

Don't you post edit on me!

I have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will rape you.

Last time I made one of these you cried because you weren't included. Now you want to rape me because I won't allow you access to your rape powers. 😐

Go after Blue, he has boobs (you get a special 69x power multiplier against him and him alone) 👆

Are you calling me a baby?

ARE YOU CALLING ME A PHUCKING BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?

Doom wins.

Mindset has nothing to do with that. 👆

The limited size of the battlefield, and the fact that I can't teleport away and wait for the field to thin, both hurt me.

Here's my play: I teleport on top of Blair/GL, hit him with a karmic blast that will skewer his concentration (which is, almost by definition, what the ability does). I kill the now human-level Hal and take his ring.

I then have a GL ring, and a fighting chance.

That's the only way I see myself having a shot here. The limited size of the battlefield favors Thor and Superman. I'd give them the best odds.

Alternatively, assuming it's not banned, I transport everyone into Soul World, where I am essentially God. Then you're all in trouble.

Originally posted by Digi
I teleport on top of Blair

😂

Well I'm certainly not teleporting beneath him. 😐

I thought about a "soul-sucking" innuendo as well. But that seemed a bit too much of a stretch.

A few things -

At classic levels, you wouldn't be able to one shot me because of the auto-shields. I'd also go in with my own shields up with a kind of squishy bubble shield that rebounds the energy - of a punch or attack - back at you instead of a purely hard shield so it can't be broken with a well-placed punch.

Besides, we do have 5 minutes prep Digi. Hal, Stel, and Kyle have all transformed themselves before. If I was actually in that situation, my first instinct would probably be to scan the GL database for Kryptonian DNA sequences and then tell the ring to transform me. So I wouldn't be human level Hal - I'd transform myself into a Kryptonian. I'd then tell the ring to auto fire on anything that comes within my general area (John has done this before).

I haven't decided if I want to write up a whole entire scenario as to what I would actually do in this battle - but I definitely wouldn't go down as easy as you seem to think I would Digi.

Originally posted by Blair Wind
I definitely wouldn't go down as easy as you seem to think I would Digi.

Digi needs to buy him dinner first. Maybe some flowers.

Then the plowing begins.

He is making Digi fight for it.