Superman Is Evil, Superman Goes On A Killing Spree

Originally posted by Branlor Swift

I'm ok with you licking my balls though
Seriously, you can tongue the whole sack if you like

Hahahahahaha... 😂 😂 😆

Superman's killing spree ends when Darkseid reports his credit card was stolen.

carver wants Bran's dick, asap, at 100 times the speed of light.

He kills everyone in this gauntlet.

Originally posted by Philosophía
carver wants Bran's dick, asap, at 100 times the speed of light.

Don't even lie phildo. You know you want to touch my tip

Originally posted by abhilegend
H kills everyone in this gauntlet.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Who doesn't?

Don't even lie phildo. You know you want to touch my tip

Heroin is known to kill. As for why the dickens it found its way into this thread, I haven't a clue. Hopefully the entire DCNU becomes addicted though. That'd be a romp

I liked your pre edit better

In all seriousness, Superman can beat this group--especially since apparently he's engaging them one-on-one.

I used to think Billy was a real equal to Clark, whether it was a holding back situation or not, but when you examine the evidence its not true.
You have to objectively come to the conclusion that at the very least, he's a shit ton faster than Billy (and thus Teth), such that we know that Superman is fast enough to be invisible to someone of even Billy's perception speed.

If he can beat CM or BA, he can beat anyone here.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I liked your pre edit better

Originally posted by abhilegend
Of course you did.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Who doesn't?

Don't even lie phildo. You know you want to touch my tip

He'll leave it all saliva-dripped, and that shit is just gross.

You don't want Carver's komodo dragon saliva on you?

I thought you liked it hot... by that I mean burning and itchy, and leaves you in hives.

You're such a smooth talker.

How a double perfect stranger?

Originally posted by CosmicComet
In all seriousness, Superman can beat this group--especially since apparently he's engaging them one-on-one.

I used to think Billy was a real equal to Clark, whether it was a holding back situation or not, but when you examine the evidence its not true.
You have to objectively come to the conclusion that at the very least, he's a shit ton faster than Billy (and thus Teth), such that we know that Superman is fast enough to be invisible to someone of even Billy's perception speed.

If he can beat CM or BA, he can beat anyone here.

Originally posted by abhilegend
He kills everyone in this gauntlet.

👆

I agree that Superman kills everyone.Then Blackheart forcibly takes his soul 😄

At least wash it first.

Otherwise, it'll be like kissing carver, and that shit's gay.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Captain Marvel Held Lifted Weight

Originally posted by CosmicComet
In all seriousness, Superman can beat this group--especially since apparently he's engaging them one-on-one.

I used to think Billy was a real equal to Clark, whether it was a holding back situation or not, but when you examine the evidence its not true.
You have to objectively come to the conclusion that at the very least, he's a shit ton faster than Billy (and thus Teth), such that we know that Superman is fast enough to be invisible to someone of even Billy's perception speed.

If he can beat CM or BA, he can beat anyone here.

"In the blink of even your eye I can be in the center of Metropolis."

Originally posted by Philosophía
You're such a smooth talker.

How a double perfect stranger?

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
Captain Marvel Held Lifted Weight

CC is just being a fruitcup by ignoring that.

Originally posted by Igniz
👆

I agree that Superman kills everyone.Then Blackheart forcibly takes his soul 😄