JLA Big 4 vs Thanos

I've had to deal with this every month for years now.

One beating by the Avengers doesn't compare, tbh.

Originally posted by -Pr-
Yup.

And he wouldn't stop ****ing smiling. like, all the damn time. Though that was Land's art too.

It's all coming back now. That was a terrible team, unless the main character's sole chararistic is ass. Land's pornstar tracing accentuated Fraction's ability to write a massive anus.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
But, I specifically posted this because it outright said his lightning was beyond logical science:
http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/R-O-G/Thor/ShattersHydroBase3.jpg

Yet you seemed to skip over it. What about shit like this:
http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af17/RageOfOlympus/Thor/DefeatsDracula6.jpg
http://i989.photobucket.com/albums/af17/RageOfOlympus/Thor/DefeatsDracula7.jpg

http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/R-O-G/Thor/CreatesEnchantedMetal1.jpg
http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/R-O-G/Thor/CreatesEnchantedMetal2.jpg

In the second set, bolts infused mortal metal with immortal energy/power, making them far superior. Not sure if that counts but whatever, just trying to find what works for you.

I know what you mean. If I had my collection, it wouldn't be so damn hard to find, because I know his bolts have been described as mystic more than once, but I have to make do with respect threads.

The second one... not really seeing the magic. He zaps the shit out of a very concentrated Drac.

The second one looks kind of questionable though. First thing that comes to mind is... was that inside?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Aquaman is american, actually...

Why must you slaughter my jokes? You basically took this joke and bashed its head in with a hammer.

It was an innocent joke, like a baby seal, and you wanted to make it into a coat. I hope it looks stylish on you man.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
😂

It's all coming back now. That was a terrible team, unless the main character's sole chararistic is ass. Land's pornstar tracing accentuated Fraction's ability to write a massive anus.

I commented on the first one. I said it's better.

The second one... not really seeing the magic. He zaps the shit out of a very concentrated Drac.

The second one looks kind of questionable though. First thing that comes to mind is... was that inside?

👆

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
Why must you slaughter my jokes? You basically took this joke and bashed its head in with a hammer.

It was an innocent joke, like a baby seal, and you wanted to make it into a coat. I hope it looks stylish on you man.

They always do.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
I commented on the first one. I said it's better.

The second one... not really seeing the magic. He zaps the shit out of a very concentrated Drac.

The second one looks kind of questionable though. First thing that comes to mind is... was that inside?

Oh sorry, haven't really been paying much attention, I'm tired today.

Okay. What about teleporting people with lightning etc.?

Yes, in a factory, I think.

Isnt there a superhero who's only power is to suck others into his anus?

Or am I thinking of John Cena sucking the WWE into his anus like a black hole sucks light into itself?

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
Isnt there a superhero who's only power is to suck others into his anus?

Or am I thinking of John Cena sucking the WWE into his anus like a black hole sucks light into itself?

Probably the latter.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Oh sorry, haven't really been paying much attention, I'm tired today.

Okay. What about teleporting people with lightning etc.?

Yes, in a factory, I think.

Although I guess I walked into that with my taking a hike, and closing doors line. Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy, besides spiders.

Wow this got way off topic:

Thanos wins, no I'm not wanking I generally hate the purple cosmic doom.

And if character hate by a company was a contest, its prize would be called the Pymmie.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Wow this got way off topic:

Thanos wins, no I'm not wanking I generally hate the purple cosmic doom.

And if character hate by a company was a contest, its prize would be called the Pymmie.

That it did

Originally posted by pym-ftw
Wow this got way off topic:

Thanos wins, no I'm not wanking

hilarious that the character has reached the point on the forum where you feel the need to express this fact so explicitly. 😂

yeah,

either he wins and your a wanker
or
he loses and your low balling

I never thought this would ensue such a tremendous shitstorm.

Yes you did.

It's a Thanos vs Superman thread. You knew exactly what you were doing.

Originally posted by pym-ftw
yeah,

either he wins and your a wanker
or
he loses and your low balling

pretty much.

wanker. 😐

To much Thanos fanboyism.

Somewhere quan is jerking off to all this.

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
To much Thanos fanboyism.

Somewhere quan is jerking off to all this.

Originally posted by ThereIsHope
To much Thanos fanboyism.

Somewhere quan is jerking off to all this.

Originally posted by Branlor Swift
Doesn't seem too cloud lightning-y...

Although I guess I walked into that with my taking a hike, and closing doors line. Sometimes I'm my own worst enemy, besides spiders.

So are you looking for him creating storm's indoor? Got some of that. He's even summoned Storms far beneath the earth, many other dimensions, other planets, Ego's biosphere, controlled and summoned Cosmic space storms etc.

Also:

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
What further separates Thor from beings such as say Storm (Besides the power gap.) is that his powers are also dimensional in nature. In other words, Thor has an entire army of incredibly powerful storms and other atmospheric events at his beck and call from a special dimension which is one of the reasons why he can defy the natural laws of the environment he is situated in etc.
http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/R-O-G/Thor/Godstorm1.jpg
http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/R-O-G/Thor/Godstorm2.jpg
http://i779.photobucket.com/albums/yy73/R-O-G/Thor/Godstorm3.jpg