Lestat vs. Gandalf the White

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Originally posted by Robtard
Correct, at 3:50 the Balrog's hand is coiled back to strike; at 3:51 Gandalf has been smacketh. As I said 3:50-51.

I only lie when giving you compliments.

He missed Gandalf and hit his chest.

Reported for lying.

I can barely hear your compliments with my dick in your mouth, so it doesn't matter.

Originally posted by Robtard
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Holy ****!

I forgot how awesome those movies were.

Anyway, Gandalf has a level 8 fire resistance protection shield. I am about 10% joking and 90% serious. He also has very high durability as he was smacked at least a couple of times...smacks that would have probably killed most humans.

Also, the only time he wrestled with the Balrog was the moment he grabbed a horn to saddle up...and that's not wrestling at all.

Additionally, the Balrog was falling down...he wasn't really wrestling, at all. So, no, no wrestling, you fool.

Lastly, Gandalf clearly told Frodo to not be an idiot by walking all the way to Mordor. He told him to fly "you fool." Clearly, he was wanting him to make use of the giant-ass eagles. Luckily for the Fellowship, Gandalf came back from the dead with Alzheimer's or else he would have whooped some little hairy hobbit ass for being dumbshits and not following directions.

Is your signature a picture of your butthole?

Keep it in your pants, Ian McKellen.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Is your signature a picture of your butthole?

No, those are pictures of donuts. 🙂

Originally posted by Robtard
Gandalf was still Gandalf, just improved. He didn't come back as an entirely different person.

Yet another strawman, I didn't say "Grey's feats don't count".

So far you've been unable to prove your claims of:

A) Gandalf The White running from orcs.
B) Gandalf The White being hurt by orcs.
C) Gandalf The Grey did "something" to make himself more durable before he fell in Moria.
C) Gandalf The White is less durable than Gandalf The Grey.

And yes, despite your claims that you don't have to, you do actually have to support claims you make.

You claimed he did. You claimed Grey showings don't count for White. Now all of a sudden they do count.

1)Gandalf ran from orcs in the same form that took on the Balrog.
2)If you watched the movies he isn't immune to orcs nor was he portrayed in such a manner. Just because a nuke doesn't hit Gandalf that doesn't mean he's immune to it. That just means it didn't happen.
3)Magic. Are you really this dense ?
4)Prove he is.

Originally posted by NemeBro
It's when he grappled onto it in freefall, took punches and strikes from it, got slammed into the cavern wall as they fell, stabbed it, and when he made it lurch back from his blow.
They both fell. Gandalf then finally defeated him by a lightning amped strike. You also claimed gandalf's white attack breaks bones.