Originally posted by Lestov16
I already conceded it wasn't a "sacrifice", but you act as if that means he's just a suicidal dumbass. He tried the explosive arrow first. He would try it here first too as well. It was only after that failed and he was essentially trapped that he "committed suicide"
So you're agreeing that he committed suicide, but he wasn't a dumbass in committing suicide?
Originally posted by focus4chumps
maybe i should have pit van zan against a 5 gallon gasoline tank and a zippo lighter.self immolation is BADASS
Originally posted by Lestov16
Yep, keep ignoring that he'll just use an explosive arrow and win effortlessly. You only make yourself look foolish.BTW, since I proved your retarded thread wrong, are you going to change your sig?
Originally posted by focus4chumps
who said he has an explosive arrow?
Originally posted by Lestov16
He tried the explosive arrow first. Why wouldn't he do that here too? Did you think of that when you made your butthurt spite thread? 😆Van destroys the woodchipper with an explosive arrow. No need for suicide, since the woodchipper can't breathe out a stream of fire to block it. The thread ends here, unless the OP is really butthurt and makes it "H2H" 😆
I guess my prediction was correct. Your butthurt is overflowing from your pores 😆
Originally posted by Sadako of GirthAnyway, clowns, dry your tears....
Van Zan wins this by feeding the hungry machinery....you should be feeling much more 'chipper' now..
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Originally posted by Lestov16
We've learned these important facts:
-Saddie is a spamming idiot
-So is the OP[b]Van wins
, and the opinion of trolling retards who honestly think he's going to commit suicide like a moron just because in Reign of Fire he was in a certain-death situation (as the dragon would have certainly immolated the tower if he attempted to climb down), is completely worthless and clearly formed out of nothing but pure completely biased idiotic butthurt
Good so you agree Van Zan wins this. lol
Thank you for the tears. Topped himself in ROF, topped himself here.
This is it wasn't certain daeth for a character that was any good.
Van Zan could have jumped down the ladder, count the rungs very lets say 30ft then released/re-dropped and made himself useful.
The ladder was on the opposite side of the tower/chimmerly (which was built with heat in mind) He could have survived as the Drgon couldn't immolate the whole tower that quick, at the speed/distance at which it would have been when Van Zan jumped. (McClane could have done it, especially being explosion/fire proof these days.)
But all good action heroes turn 'slim' into 'certain'.
Its already showed that he could have jumped down the ladder and caught it then redropped a couple of times and got out the way. The dargon came in at such speed and its breaks werent that sharp, the dragon would have carried on through the top of the tower harmlessly above zan, then had to have flown its turning circle, recovering, as shown in the movie, by which time Van Zan would have been safely away.. helping the team by staying alive longer but noooooooooooooooo...... his suicidal tendancies won over again and he became one with dragon faeces.
He became fertilizer like a coward, now he fertilizes the lawn, heroically.
Denton the dunce dandy deftly dilligently and dexterously and ditched dilemmas defavourably and dove deliberately, definitely damnedly, demonstrated desire to be destructively devoured and dance the dance of death like a dildo with dragon doo doo it.
WTF does being "a good action hero" have to do with this thread? Van wasn't even the protagonist of the film. He wasn't even a hero, just an obsessed hunter.
Is there a slim chance he could have made it off the building? Yes. But that chance was so slim that it was virtually non-existent. Possible, yeah, but probable, absolutely not. There is a 98.9% chance that if he tried to run, the dragon would have incinerated the building. He's not McClane with plot luck powers. He can't defy the odds when they are so great against him. As you said, that's reserved for the protagonist, who wasn't Van.
But to the thread topic, okay, we established he committed suicide rather than defy the odds and make a highly improbable escape. What does that have to do with this thread? The circumstances aren't even in the same ballpark.
Originally posted by Lestov16
WTF does being "a good action hero" have to do with this thread? Van wasn't even the protagonist of the film. He wasn't even a hero, just an obsessed hunter.
wtf kind of olympian mental gymnastics are you pulling off now?
whatever his faults he was still intended as a protagonist and yoda figure to quinn. he just wasnt a very good one, was he? 😮