Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

sadako's point was relevant to the topic. you chose quibble and make shit up, and i corrected you. then all the anger and insults. man it must suck to have your life.

My life does suck, so you're right about that. However, it is hilarious hearing you talk about anger and insults, when we are in your butthurt spite thread that you've trolled to 11 pages so far 😆

Why doesn't he unplug the wood chipper again?

Ask the OP and his cronies

Originally posted by juggerman
Why doesn't he unplug the wood chipper again?

but sir, the woodchipper was gas powered 😖mart:

Ah! Ok now i'm seeing it...

but i know: he could still switch it off, which is what any sane non-suicidal person will do. van zan however has proven that escape is for cowards and a real man faces danger by diving head-first into death's jaws rather than take a painfully obvious escape route.

surely van zan could have went down the ladder and did a fireman slide to the ground. but again, what sissy would do that? he may as well put on high heels and carry a purse, right lestov?

Yep, keep ignoring he was taking on a 40 foot flying carnivorous fire-breathing dragon which could have (and would have) incinerated the building he was climbing down before he could escape. "Painfully obvious escape route"? "Easily escapable"? 😆 WTF movie were you watching? Even if he could escape, the chances were extremely slim

Also, I love how butthurt you are to ignore that Zan tried to hit it with an explosive arrow, and that only failed because the dragon...well...breathes fire. Woodchippers don't.

you're the one ignoring the blatantly available escape route. remaining obstinate seems to be your only plan of attack here.

The fact that the escape route was "easily available" says nothing about the fact that there was a 40 ft flying dragon which would have instantly incinerated the building. Please keep ignoring logic so you can troll your spite thread to 12 pages. No skin off my nose

remaining obstinate and ignoring obvious escape route=WIN!!

"FORTY FOOT DRAGON!!! FRIKIN LASER BEAMS!!!"

Originally posted by Lestov16
Even if he could escape, the chances were extremely slim

What label would you attach to a person's mind who chooses certain death that accomplishes nothing over a possible escape?

Originally posted by Robtard
What label would you attach to a person's mind who chooses certain death that accomplishes nothing over a possible escape?

"badass" i suppose. i call it insane.

Originally posted by Lestov16
Yep, keep ignoring he was taking on a 40 foot flying carnivorous fire-breathing dragon

Carnivorous? But the dragons live on ash... Van Zan is the only one to be directly eaten, and only because he couldn't face living and decided to pointless throw in the towel...

But given the amount of fact you regularly ignore, you shall not speak of ignoring to us, hypocrite.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth

But given the amount of fact you regularly ignore, you shall not speak of ignoring to us, hypocrite.

but...but...FORTY FOOT DRAGON!!!!! WITH SHARP POINTY TEETH!!!!

😂

"Young Denton with the friend that he would one day considerately save from starving to death"

yup. thats it. next thread: van zan vs the bunny from holy grail

YouTube video

Bunny doesn't even have to bother flying at his throat, Van Zan jumps screaming towards the bunny like a "total badass".

ok i'll do it.

ok i was going to do it, but its hands down bunny decaps van sham.

the bunny deserves a proper challenge