Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Dont worry all sorted now....!!!!

Anyway, clowns, dry your tears....

Van Zan wins this by feeding the hungry machinery....you should be feeling much more 'chipper' now..

Blood and Bone is supposed to be the best fertilizer on the market.
Surely the survivors in RoF could grow some nice seedlings with Zan's remains.
Life goes on.

Zan helps the flowers grow: Win......!

I've always wondered how dragon meat tastes like.
Maybe after the survivors stripped the dragon that ate Van Zan to its bones for food they dragged his bones out in respect and gave their thanks.
I assume dragon meat tastes like alligator or crocodile.
Like stringy chicken.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dont worry all sorted now....!!!!

Anyway, clowns, dry your tears....

Van Zan wins this by feeding the hungry machinery....you should be feeling much more 'chipper' now..

We've learned these important facts:
-Saddie is a spamming idiot
-So is the OP

Van wins, and the opinion of trolling retards who honestly think he's going to commit suicide like a moron just because in Reign of Fire he was in a certain-death situation (as the dragon would have certainly immolated the tower if he attempted to climb down), is completely worthless and clearly formed out of nothing but pure completely biased idiotic butthurt

After much coaxing you finally admitted that Van Zan's jump into the dragon's mouth wasn't a sacrifice in any manner, as it furthered nothing to the end-game besides feed a hungry dragon. We can argue how "moronic" someone is in regards to committing suicide, but what Van Zan did was in fact commit suicide, as shown with the clips and screen caps.

You have no basis to claim "the dragon would have certainly immolated the tower". That is one possibly; considering the dragon didn't incinerate the woman when he easily could have moments before going up and after Van Zan, it just proves that the dragon is unpredictable. It could have just as likely flown around and went back after Quinn if it didn't see Van Zan on the tower should he been sensible and tried the stairs. We don't know.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
interesting how all you can do is act irrationally furious and spew personal accusations and insults as a substitute for reasonable debate, yet i'm the troll. what pathetic hypocrisy.

but no point in continuing to shine a spotlight on your emotional stuntedness.

instead i will thank you for showing a moment of clarity and maturity:

you've accepted that van zan committed a meaningless suicide when escape was available. (against stacked odds, but when has that ever stopped a hero?)

for that i thank you and will continue to accept your current and future childish insults and tirades as you simply "keeping up appearances", and nothing personal. 🙂

You think Van Zan is going to consciously shove himself into a woodchipper (even more hilarious since you think he'll "jump in", despite the fact that the woodchipper can barely fit a limb, less lone a full man whole), and are so butthurt that you changed your signature to match the thread and I'm supposed to think you have an intellect higher than Simple Jack's? 😆

Bytch please. The fact you're taking your butthurt spite thread so seriously speaks volumes of the chasm of endless stupidity which fills the empty void in your mind where logic is supposed to be. Go join Saddie under his troll bridge and take your idiotic butthurt with you.

Originally posted by Robtard
After much coaxing you finally admitted that Van Zan's jump into the dragon's mouth wasn't a sacrifice in any manner, as it furthered nothing to the end-game besides feed a hungry dragon. We can argue how "moronic" someone is in regards to committing suicide, but what Van Zan did was in fact commit suicide, as shown with the clips and screen caps.

You have no basis to claim "the dragon would have certainly immolated the tower". That is one possibly; considering the dragon didn't incinerate the woman when he easily could have moments before going up and after Van Zan, it just proves that the dragon is unpredictable. It could have just as likely flown around and went back after Quinn if it didn't see Van Zan on the tower. We don't know.

Originally posted by Lestov16

Van wins, and the opinion of trolling retards who honestly think he's going to commit suicide like a moron is completely worthless and clearly formed out of nothing but pure completely biased idiotic butthurt

van has proven suicidal tenancies/fact

Originally posted by Lestov16

So what do you call someone who willfully kills themselves when there was a chance of survival, albeit slim. Is it "an hero"?

This isn't about the definition of hero. And Van wasn't a hero, considering he was going to force conscripts before Quinn volunteered to go himself. This is about you honestly thinking that Van Zan is going to just shove all of his limbs into a woodchipper one at a time until he's dead, like he's in The Happening. You don't realize how butthurt and idiotic you sound when you claim this.

Originally posted by Lestov16
This isn't about the definition of hero. And Van wasn't a hero, considering he was going to force conscripts before Quinn volunteered to go himself. This is about you honestly thinking that Van Zan is going to just shove all of his limbs into a woodchipper one at a time until he's dead, like he's in The Happening. You don't realize how butthurt and idiotic you sound when you claim this.

Awesome stuff. Now would you mind answering the question I actually asked?

What do you call someone who kills themselves willfully? When there was a chance of survival?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
van has proven suicidal tenancies/fact

He tried the explosive arrow first. Why wouldn't he do that here too? Did you think of that when you made your butthurt spite thread? 😆

Van destroys the woodchipper with an explosive arrow. No need for suicide, since the woodchipper can't breathe out a stream of fire to block it. The thread ends here, unless the OP is really butthurt and makes it "H2H" 😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
[...] No need for suicide, since the woodchipper can't breathe out a stream of fire to block it.

so what you are saying is that van zan's suicide was needed.

why was it necessary as opposed to escape again?

WTF are you babbling on about? You made a spite thread saying Van would shove himself into an woodchipper. I proved he would destroy it with a explosive arrow first. He won and survived, and your butthurt was exposed. The thread is over. Finito

i was directly quoting your suggestion that van zan's suicide was necessary. unless you just worded it poorly and didnt mean to suggest that? you may of course retract your claim and rest on your previous concession that it was plain suicide.

Still waiting myself.

I already conceded it wasn't a "sacrifice", but you act as if that means he's just a suicidal dumbass. He tried the explosive arrow first. He would try it here first too as well. It was only after that failed and he was essentially trapped that he "committed suicide"

Originally posted by Lestov16
he was essentially trapped

he clearly had time to get on the ladder with the tower between him and the dragon. he was not trapped.

would he have likely still been killed? likely

did he at least have a small chance? likely