Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by marcssands14
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did we ever figure out a winner? 🙂

Originally posted by focus4chumps
van zan, master of diving into things and dying vs. the wood-chipper from fargo.

who wins?

Originally posted by XanatosForever
It'll go something like this.

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Originally posted by focus4chumps
did we ever figure out a winner? 🙂

Van Zan via epic rage jump right into chipper, iirc.

hmmm yes its all coming back to me now

Terrible "character".
But he sure does dive into a good woodchipper.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Terrible "character".
But he sure does dive into a good woodchipper.

like a badass

✅ A TOTAL badass.

An skilled alchemist too: Not every man can turn himself into dragon faeces with such skill and readiness.

uh, hello? don't you have anything better to do than blatantly downplay van zan's abilities?

fact: he turned his troops AND an entire village of apocalypse survivors, and THEN himself into dragon feces.

get it right.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
uh, hello? don't you have anything better to do than blatantly downplay van zan's abilities?

fact: he turned his troops AND an entire village of apocalypse survivors, and THEN himself into dragon feces.

get it right.

Damn. Thats true.

Maybe he exhausted himself in that, and THAT was why he punched/headbutted like a little girl with her fists wrapped in 28 oz cotton wool gloves...*

Well earth's roses should look very very healthy indeed in that future.

*=Was more likely to be that Van Zan wasted all his energy posing and grunting and trying to look hard infront of the few ladies he didn't get killed, and of course, Quan.

Ha.

Fails at merely standing, even. ✅
Maybe he has to stand that way with Quan in his ass...?

EDIT: Mind you, being hunched over like that allows him to dive into dragons and woodchippers with more efficiency?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Ha.

Fails at merely standing, even. ✅
Maybe he has to stand that way with Quan in his ass...?

EDIT: Mind you, being hunched over like that allows him to dive into dragons and woodchippers with more efficiency?

Maybe it's because he knows Quan is rooting for him. It is the posture of defeat.

Ha. Yes. Most likely.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Apart from struggling to beat the untrained Quinn.

...and failing utterly to inflict any damage on Quinn with carte blanche and grunting testosterone, whilst sitting on Quinn's arms like a b*tch, in case a 2nd glancing blow from him were to send Dented Van Pansie into the unconscious world of fluffy pillows and soft music.

But his cowardly suicide diving skills are beyond question.

Quinn was the guy with whom he engaged in gay sex foreplay.

Quan is the guy who has a real life gay crush on him.

I am beginning to notice a pattern here.

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Someone should tell him: "its ok to be Takei".
A new chilled Quan not projecting his repressed rage on to McClane and anyone arguing in favour of him on internetz boards would be a welcome change.

Originally posted by TheGodKiller
Quinn was the guy with whom he engaged in gay sex foreplay.

Quan is the guy who has a real life gay crush on him.

I am beginning to notice a pattern here.

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