a google search for "denton van zan vs". the 2 top results are appropriate as well
I think Hollywood recognises Van Zan as the talented suicide random-enemy-thing feeder that he is. A man who will jump into anything, wanting to destroy himself for the greater good so his idiocy will no longer end or destroy more lives and has provided him with a date:
In Breaking Bad it was mentioned by one of the Aryans that Lydia had a Woodchipper for a cooch. ✅
It's not even the fact that he died. It's the fact he died because he didn't follow HIS OWN GAME PLAN and put himself in harm's way like a retard. With heroes such as McClane, Bauer, Hunt, Bourne, whomever, they get placed into seemingly insurmountable circumstances against their will and must fight their way out. Van Zan put himself into mortal circumstances, even after coming up with a fool-proof strategy. It's like winning the lotto, shredding the ticket, and saying " I can get rich gathering cans". Seriously, Van Zan is the post-apocalyptic equivalent of Simple Jack.
quan is desperate to bring the post count of the mcclane/van zan thread up, in order to undo the humiliation of realizing too late that he had devoted enough time and energy to siglehandedly skyrocket this ridiculous topic to the #1 replied-to thread in this forum.
Originally posted by focus4chumps
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Originally posted by Lestov16
It's not even the fact that he died. It's the fact he died because he didn't follow [b]HIS OWN GAME PLAN and put himself in harm's way like a retard. With heroes such as McClane, Bauer, Hunt, Bourne, whomever, they get placed into seemingly insurmountable circumstances against their will and must fight their way out. Van Zan put himself into mortal circumstances, even after coming up with a fool-proof strategy. It's like winning the lotto, shredding the ticket, and saying " I can get rich gathering cans". Seriously, Van Zan is the post-apocalyptic equivalent of Simple Jack. [/B]
Lestov's return to sanity has be noted.
Damnit... All choked up with pride.. I knew this day would come.
He shall no longer be known by a girl's name.
He has for now earned that right, by posting with sane thinking, without trolling and keeping it clean in the face of monsterous levels of idiocy from Susan, his opponent in debate..
We salute him.
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Now that I really ponder it, Van Zan may be one of the most incompetent film characters ever. He gets part of his team killed hunting a single dragon (only succeeding because Quinn put his ass on the line), comes up with a retarded plan to lure the dragon, which even Quinn, who has not had nearly as much dragon-hunting experience, is able to automatically discern will get his entire village destroyed (which surprise! It does), and then of course, disregards his own game plan and attacks the alpha dragon will it's awake, getting himself killed. He was more of a detriment to Quinn's village than the dragons. If the dragon apocalypse didn't happen, he would probably be scrubbing toilets in a military mess hall (and drown himself in the process).