Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by focus4chumps
his opponent is not mcclane. its the woodchipper from fargo. are you illiterate by any chance?

Wouldn't work due to the whole completely obvious 'McClane punching Van Zan out in less than a second, then throwing him in the chipper' problem that that would leave you with.

So Van Zan loses two threads (again) in the one failed attack.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Wouldn't work due to the whole completely obvious 'McClane punching Van Zan out in less than a second, then throwing him in the chipper' problem that that would leave you with.

So Van Zan loses two threads (again) in the one failed attack.

What does Mac have to do with this?

Quanchi's gay for McCalane

he can't stop bringing him up.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Are you actually arguing that Zan thought he'd survive the attack?

Not at all. He figured he'd die either way so he opted to "go down fighting" as it were.

Originally posted by Kazenji
Quanchi's gay for McCalane

he can't stop bringing him up.

Originally posted by The Fat Rambo
What does Mac have to do with this?

nothing at all.

he needs to divert the topic so we'll all forget that he has been completely wrong about van zan.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
nothing at all.

he needs to divert the topic so we'll all forget that he has been completely wrong about van zan.

should have just been "denton van zan vs. 40 muscle relaxers and a quart of vodka."

Originally posted by quanchi112
Everything.

McClane's so deep in your head, bro. Now stop trying to deflect your shame and get back on topic.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
should have just been "denton van zan vs. 40 muscle relaxers and a quart of vodka."

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's so deep in your head, bro. Now stop trying to deflect your shame and get back on topic.

Originally posted by Robtard
McClane's so deep in your head, bro. Now stop trying to deflect your shame and get back on topic.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins this thread. Let it die.

you're the one who kept it alive all this time on butthurt life-support 😂

i can't help that your golden badass proved himself both stupid and suicidal.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
you're the one who kept it alive all this time on butthurt life-support 😂

i can't help that your golden badass proved himself both stupid and suicidal.

Originally posted by quanchi112
His actions saved the world. McClane would need a gun or the power to be mysteriously shut off by a power outage to win this thread.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Zan wins. Hide your rage better in the future.

I don't think you really believe that anymore.

With how it's been shown that you were so wrong about Van Zan's supposed badassey, how he didn't save the world, how he got people killed with his antics, how he fails as a commander and had to be bailed out by Quinn and how he ultimately quit due to shame. The seeds of doubt have been sown in your head, you can't escape the truth now.

you have no proof that his actions saved the world. i know you're determined to prove to everyone that repeating the same blind assertion over and over will make it true, but you just have no evidence to back your claim. keep on dancing.