Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by Robtard137 pages

Originally posted by Lestov16
I didn't say they were well off. I said Quinn wasn't the weak Auchswitz-level starved chump you tried to downplay him as. And how do you know the dragon population would die down in 3 months? How do you know it wouldn't take 3 years, or 3 decades? No way in hell Quinn's group would survive that long.

Also, again, you act as if Quinn housed the entirety of the dragon's food supply, when he was only one group out of many survivors spread across the world. Even if Quinn went underground, the dragons would just find somebody else to eat. It's not like Quinn's camp contained every human survivor left on the planet.

I hope to God you never lead a group of surviviors in a situation like this, since your tactic is "Let everyone starve until the problem just blows over someday".

I'd say cutting off the dragon's ability to reproduce>>>>>>>>>>>>ineffective attempt at starving them that doesn't work because they'll eat other survivors, and only gets you killed by malnutrition instead. Van defintiely had the better plan, and you're a fool to think differently.

Watch the film again. The dragon's were starving by the time Van Zan arrives and Quinn's people manged to survive just fine until the females starved out, as they certainly didn't just vanish when the male died. "It's been what, three months since we saw the last one?" -Quinn

Other groups of people were obviously finding ways to survive; probably by staying hidden. We know this cos of the message from France at the end of the film.

Derp. "You!!!!" Derp. LoL, now you're claiming Quinn's group would have "starved to death", when before they were fine and fully nourished according to you. Backpedaling is fun.

Van Zan's plan lead to the death of a lot of people. Quinn's plan would have had them living and the male dragon back in hibernation for an obscenely long length of time. Do love how you're implying Quinn's a coward now for his "dig in" tactic, when before he was a "badass". Backpedaling must really be fun, eh.

Originally posted by Robtard
Watch the film. Quinn's group makes contact with another group in France and the film ends with an upbeat message.

Cos he had no real other choice, after Van Zan's stupid plan lead the male back to the castle. Quinn already knew about the male; he was the first to see it. Watch the damn film. Van Zan didn't save humanity, he got people killed and their sanctuary destroyed, he's a traitor to humanity, feeding the enemy. You swing from the nuts of a traitor and coward.

No, I won't watch the film again just because you think chancing extinction is a better plan to one that already works. Quinn followed the man who in turn delivered the planet from darkness. Zan made all this possible and lost his life in heroic fashion. Pay your respects, you filthy coward.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, I won't watch the film again just because you think chancing extinction is a better plan to one that already works. Quinn followed the man who in turn delivered the planet from darkness. Zan made all this possible and lost his life in heroic fashion. Pay your respects, you filthy coward.

Well, being ignorant of a film that you champion a character out of is pretty stilly.

LoL, Van Zan wasn't the hero of the film, Quinn was time and time again. See, you even got that basic fact wrong.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, being ignorant of a film that you champion a character out of is pretty stilly.

LoL, Van Zan wasn't the hero of the film, Quinn was time and time again. See, you even got that basic fact wrong.

I and Lestov are being honest about the film while you cling to speculation. You also cited the dinosaurs who were extinct as proof it works. LOL.

Zan made it all possible. Quinn was the main character whereas Zan was the warrior/dragon killer/leader. He was like a father who had to whoop his son's ass to lead him into battle to watch him grow into a man.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I and Lestov are being honest about the film while you cling to speculation. You also cited the dinosaurs who were extinct as proof it works. LOL.

Zan made it all possible. Quinn was the main character whereas Zan was the warrior/dragon killer/leader. He was like a father who had to whoop his son's ass to lead him into battle to watch him grow into a man.

You both failed to grasp what was portrayed to you, I've linked to free links where you can watch the film, but you rather bath in your ignorance.

Except of course the two dragons we saw killed where due to Quinn risking himself as bait and then Quinn doing the killing. Yeah, Van Zan the hero. Wank the coward quitter traitor harder.

Originally posted by Robtard
You both failed to grasp what was portrayed to you, I've linked to free links where you can watch the film, but you rather bath in your ignorance.

Except of course the two dragons we saw killed where due to Quinn risking himself as bait and then Quinn doing the killing. Yeah, Van Zan the hero. Wank the coward quitter traitor harder.

I own the movie myself so why would I waste my time when your version of events is simply being misrepresented here.

Being effective is not a crime. Dragons fell before zan. Prior to his arrival they didn't even think it could be done.

Zan gave them something to believe in. He showed it was possible to effectively hunt and kill dragons. RIP. Van Zan. You will be remembered in death in the same manner in which you approached life; like a lion.

Zan wins.

Originally posted by quanchi112
You will be remembered in death in the same manner in which you approached life; like a lion.

Originally posted by quanchi112
I own the movie myself so why would I waste my time when your version of events is simply being misrepresented here.

Being effective is not a crime. Dragons fell before zan. Prior to his arrival they didn't even think it could be done.

Zan gave them something to believe in. He showed it was possible to effectively hunt and kill dragons. RIP. Van Zan. You will be remembered in death in the same manner in which you approached life; like a lion.

Zan wins.

LoL, the coward's approach again.

Van Zan wasn't effective at all. The first dragon we see hunted under his command(while he stays in the safety of a truck) ends up with the death of three people and Quinn had to risk his life in order for the dragon to be killed. Then he commands a group to London despite Quinn explicitly telling him that the male will smash his army and then backtrack its way to the castle. It does exactly that. Then finally when he has a chance to somewhat redeem himself, he fails and rage-quits. He's a failure. Van Zan is 0-3.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
Quit spamming up the forum with your facebook pics.

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, the coward's approach again.

Van Zan wasn't effective at all. The first dragon we see hunted under his command(while he stays in the safety of a truck) ends up with the death of three people and Quinn had to risk his life in order for the dragon to be killed. Then he commands a group to London despite Quinn explicitly telling him that the male will smash his army and then backtrack its way to the castle. It does exactly that. Then finally when he has a chance to somewhat redeem himself, he fails and rage-quits. He's a failure. Van Zan is 0-3.

So now he wasn't effective at all in killing dragons ? The director of this film would slap you for being so silly. Killing dragons isn't easy but they got the job done. The rest of humanity went down pretty easily yet zan the true hero of the film made the outcome possible.

Yes, it did and Quinn followed him into battle. They were living in a post apocalyptic type world. He needed to get over his feelings which he did so they could go slay the master dragon.

Zan took the best option he had at the time which opened up the opportunity for Quinn to finish his life's work. True hero; Van Zan.

I request a moment of silence for an American hero.

If getting people killed under your command and having someone else bail you out by risking their own lives is successful, sure. But in reality, that would be a failure at being a commander. You champion a failure. A bully. A rager. A suicide case. A traitor.

Originally posted by Robtard
If getting people killed under your command and having someone else bail you out by risking their own lives is successful, sure. But in reality, that would be a failure at being a commander. You champion a failure. A bully. A rager. A suicide case. A traitor.
In war lives are risked all the time. The general isn't even involved generally in the battles anymore. The fact Zan put himself at risk due to his invaluable skills shows he walked the walk. He put himself at risk just like his men. They weren't living in a reality where you could draft people to go fight dragons. He did the best he did with what he had available to him. You are un-American it seems. You bash a true patriot at every turn with hatred spewing forth from every orifice in your body.

Stop wanking Van Zan, he fails as a commander. Quinn's the hero.

The Bat....Man.

Originally posted by Robtard
If getting people killed under your command and having someone else bail you out by risking their own lives is successful, sure. But in reality, that would be a failure at being a commander. You champion a failure. A bully. A rager. A suicide case. A traitor.

This.

Van Zan got his own people killed and Quinn's people killed because he was an incredibly dumb loudmouth who thought he knew better than the guy who studied the subject and knew it like the back of his penis.. a total dumbass who's final selfish act of rage quitting suicide was not in the least noble or heroic but one of part-payment atonement for getting everyone killed like that whilst on his powertrip... Which was no doubt compensating for his little-girl-who-can't-punch-his-way-out-of-a-wet-paper-bag nature.

Van Zan was probably bullied at school and was one of the ones who never learned to fight properly, but how to get a small bit of authority and act like a total b!tch with it like a classic little man, little hitler case.

Man.. the chipper, like the male dragon before it is a goddamned civic minded hero, disposing of that garbage, which the human race clearly did not need in it's quest to actually survive due to the amount of people he stupidly got killed.

Mulch with that amount of faecal content will bring those roses up lovely.

Originally posted by Robtard
Stop wanking Van Zan, he fails as a commander. Quinn's the hero.
No, without him Quinn would be sitting on his ass waiting to get himself extinct.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, without him Quinn would be sitting on his ass waiting to get himself extinct.

only he would not have been extinct as the dialogue clearly suggests. you've been garnishing the same turd for the life of this thread. thats what keeps it alive. butthurt fan worship.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
only he would not have been extinct as the dialogue clearly suggests. you've been garnishing the same turd for the life of this thread. thats what keeps it alive. butthurt fan worship.
The only time this tactic worked was when another species went extinct. Speculation.

its clear that humanity would have continued regardless of the events of the film. crying about it wont make the film any better written. 😬

Originally posted by focus4chumps
its clear that humanity would have continued regardless of the events of the film. crying about it wont make the film any better written. 😬
No, it isn't. It's clear killing the dragon saved humanity. I never realized how many cowards there were. You guys all back hiding under the bed type strategies.