Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Started by Sadako of Girth137 pages

It is, actually.

Van Zan died/got turned into poop for bugger all, other than our vague amusement that there being one less selfish, get-everyone-killed-with-his-braindead "plans" bullyboy, chest beating, empty, fake, grunting poser in the world.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
It is, actually.

Van Zan died/got turned into poop for bugger all, other than our vague amusement that there being one less selfish, get-everyone-killed-with-his-braindead "plans" bullyboy, chest beating, empty, fake, grunting poser in the world.

Watcjh what you say about a guy whose actions saved the entire world. You are so disrespectful and hate ridden.

Originally posted by quanchi112
No, it isn't. It's clear killing the dragon saved humanity. I never realized how many cowards there were. You guys all back hiding under the bed type strategies.

maybe you were too busy staring at van zan's sweet muscly ass to actually listen to the dialogue about the dragons starving and dying off;

Maybe you were too much of a dumbass to see that Quinn's clan didn't have the resources to outlast the dragons

Originally posted by Lestov16
Maybe you were too much of a dumbass to see that Quinn's clan didn't have the resources to outlast the dragons

So humanity would have gone extinct in about three months or so? LoLz.

Lol dragon poop.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Watcjh what you say about a guy whose actions saved the entire world. You are so disrespectful and hate ridden.

Which of course is what we could say to you about your fervent McButthurt obsess-o-hatered of McClane (Who saved the world in DH5).

Originally posted by focus4chumps
maybe you were too busy staring at van zan's sweet muscly ass to actually listen to the dialogue about the dragons starving and dying off;
Speculation. The dragon died so quit arguing for cowardice you wimp.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Which of course is what we could say to you about your fervent McButthurt obsess-o-hatered of McClane (Who saved the world in DH5).
Doubtful. I guarantee the threat wasn't bigger than the dragons of Reign of Fire.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Speculation. The dragon died so quit arguing for cowardice you wimp.

its not speculation. if was mentioned that the dragons were dying off. you're just being a big baby because your "savior of humankind" statement was proven to be complete horseshit.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
its not speculation. if was mentioned that the dragons were dying off. you're just being a big baby because your "savior of humankind" statement was proven to be complete horseshit.
Some were yes but to say all the dragons were going to just die off and sleep that's speculation. Zan saved the free world through his actions. Cry more.

it was clearly mentioned in the beginning of the film that they eventually starve and the male goes into hibernation. quinns village may not have made it since their crops were destroyed, but to assume that they and van poser were the only humans left is completely asinine. so go ahead and stamp your high heels some more.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
it was clearly mentioned in the beginning of the film that they eventually starve and the male goes into hibernation. quinns village may not have made it since their crops were destroyed, but to assume that they and van poser were the only humans left is completely asinine. so go ahead and stamp your high heels some more.
Yes, after the dinosaurs went extinct. LOL. Keep speculating, susie.

how was that such an accomplishment? dinosaurs were huge slow targets which had no way to "dig deep, etc". killing off the dinosaurs would be as impressive for a dragon as killing off all cows and sheep. also, the animals who knew how to "dig deep, etc" survived the attack... unless you want to disregard evolutionary science altogether and play the bible card, you are just being silly. well either way you would look silly.

Originally posted by quanchi112
LOL. Keep speculating, susie.

Talking to yourself, as ever, huh?

Originally posted by focus4chumps
how was that such an accomplishment? dinosaurs were huge slow targets which had no way to "dig deep, etc". killing off the dinosaurs would be as impressive for a dragon as killing off all cows and sheep. also, the animals who knew how to "dig deep, etc" survived the attack... unless you want to disregard evolutionary science altogether and play the bible card, you are just being silly. well either way you would look silly.
Dragons stomping two species is impressive but what's more impressive is Zan stopping a species killer due to his machinations.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Talking to yourself, as ever, huh?
Oh hush now, Sus.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Dragons stomping two species is impressive but what's more impressive is Zan stopping a species killer due to his machinations.

yes, thank god for van zan. sure he was a half-man poser, but he taught the real hero of the story how to win. go van zan!

Originally posted by focus4chumps
yes, thank god for van zan. sure he was a half-man poser, but he taught the real hero of the story how to win. go van zan!
Without Zan's leadership and actions humanity was doomed. He hunts dragons while McClane stalks/hunts women.

his opponent is not mcclane. its the woodchipper from fargo. are you illiterate by any chance?