Denton Van Zan Vs. the Wood-chipper from Fargo

Originally posted by the ninjak
Lolz. McClane is warrior born. If his wife didn't wish to be a cop's wife then that was her choice. He proved how important his job is to her by saving her life twice and both their children's lives on seperate occasions.
If she doesn't want him and he respects that, that just proves how selfless the man is.
This ain't Taken where the divorced wife witnesses the actions of her ex then gets moist and needs to get a piece of that action again.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
here we go again. over and over about van zan's "sacrifice"

ask them what that "sacrifice" accomplished and they ignore you.

how pathetic.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
He routinely (as K points out) puts himself in life endangering positions for other people and is a guardian.

It just so happens that unlike Dragon-faecesgirl he is indestructible.
(and more intelligent, even if hes not a professor with an IQ of 220, he certainly looks like one compared to Van Zan the featless 'man'.)

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saving people's lives doesn't save a marriage. McClane's an awful husband and a lucky hero.

The stakes have never been so high in a Die Hard snoozefest. He saves some shitty hotel or plane and the movie ends. LOL. So killing a dragon is now featless. LOL.

The guy has never been dominated like a submissive male when McClane ran into an alpha female. Disarmed and abused and then ignored. McClane cheapshotted her like the ***** he is.

Actually it takes two to tango in a marriage and Holly seems to have been a bot of a power hungry biatch at times. Kudos to McClane for not laying down like a submissive and going out and rocking and rolling, kicking bas guys asses. You're just crying because he did it so well.

Actually I know you/Liz like to keep your 'arguments' free of actual fact, but:

DH1: Save all hostage but 2, (one really counted as suicide) in skyrise building and prevented international gang masterminded by a strategy genius from getting away with massive amount of bearer bonds, rescued his wife, killed all badguys but two.
Survives some impossible shit to survive by most's standards.

DH2: Saves thousands of people from firey death in planes and in the terminal they would have crashed into..and kills all the badguys.
Survives impossible shit a lot more.

DH3: Saves DH3 from explodey terrorism and economy shattering economic meltdown and kills all the badguys..
Survives impossible shit as matter of routine.

DH4: Saves Eastern seaboard and most of America subsequently for glowing for the next 50,000 years in radioactive fallout and total economic collapse, and killed all the bad guys.
Survives impossible shit as matter of routine.

DH5: Saves world from certain nuclear terrorism and destroys a massive government level terrorist plot along with the plotters and half of the city in which they based their bid. Killed all the bad guys.
Survives impossible shit, as matter of routine.

And Van Zan demonstrated he couldn't fight and was shown sniping 1 dragon with a harpoon, but died needlessly feeding another one, you say? LOLOLOLOLOL

McClane should have let Ninjachick dominate him out of chivalry, you say?
Allowing the bad guys to win irradiating half of america and crashing it's economy totally, you say? LOL 😆 😂 😆

You're butthurt is massive and it dominates you like it's little b!tch that you are. lulz 😆

To translate, McClane is a chump who gets lucky, needs to be saved by black guys, his son, or Justin Long, and had his best fight scene when he cheapshotted a bystander. I'm sorry that your childhood man candy is a pathetic retard, Saddie. I realize you emulate McClane's pathetic idiocy in everything you, but please stop. Watching you troll and babble on like a moron is like watching a puppy get slowly run over with a tractor. It's just disgusting and sad to watch.

Like you would know: You havent even seen the movies yet..

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saving people's lives doesn't save a marriage. McClane's an awful husband and a lucky hero. The stakes have never been so high in a Die Hard snoozefest. He saves some shitty hotel or plane and the movie ends. LOL. So killing a dragon is now featless. LOL. The guy has never been dominated like a submissive male when McClane ran into an alpha female. Disarmed and abused and then ignored. McClane cheapshotted her like the ***** he is.

mcclane has nothing to do with the topic. this is a serious discussion and if you don't wish to prove to us that van zan can defeat the woodchippper without rage-quitting, you should leave.

Originally posted by focus4chumps

🙂

there thats better 🙂

😆

Originally posted by Lestov16
To translate, McClane is a chump who gets lucky, needs to be saved by black guys, his son, or Justin Long, and had his best fight scene when he cheapshotted a bystander. I'm sorry that your childhood man candy is a pathetic retard, Saddie. I realize you emulate McClane's pathetic idiocy in everything you, but please stop. Watching you troll and babble on like a moron is like watching a puppy get slowly run over with a tractor. It's just disgusting and sad to watch.

McClane isn't in this thread, take your rage to the appropriate threads.

You should also really watch DH 5 before you make a final judgement on it, wouldn't want anyone thinking you're a butthurt clown who only decided to swing off Van Zan's nuts cos someone else made you.

Topic: Van Zan "wins" the same same he "won" in RoF, via "sacrificial" rage-quiet, as per his feats.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Saving people's lives doesn't save a marriage. McClane's an awful husband and a lucky hero

Hells no. She knew she would be a cops wife. And McClane is an extreme one.
She may have realised that he along the lines was too hardcore and decided it was too much...and fair enough.
He tried to fix it, and she wanted something else.
I have personal experience of having a father who was too rough around the edges to keep the marriage alive.
People break up...it's not a loss on the part of either companies.
It's just people realising that they need to move on separate paths.

Stop using the divorce as a weakness in regards to McClane. As shown in the recent film he is no family man. But will put his life on the line to protect his family, and in his elderly years will try his best to be there for his kids.

He is a rough as nails brawler, deal with it.

mcclane has nothing to do with the topic. i expected the mexican to remain illiterate but im disappointed in the rest of you.

Originally posted by focus4chumps
mcclane has nothing to do with the topic. i expected the mexican to remain illiterate but im disappointed in the rest of you.

I thought you created a flaming thread.
Where people talk shit and stuff.

i created this thread because i wanted to focus scrutiny on van-zan's competence in terms of situational awareness and planning.

the trouble is that, in the other thread, the topic of mcclane's abilities keeps taking center stage and thus nobody is allowed comment of van zan's blatant stupidity without it being zipped by to 3-pages-ago by all the butthurt fanboys who insist on shifting the topic back to mcclane to avoid scrutiny of van sham.

this is van zan's thread to shine.

Well....as much as woodchipper mulch/poop can shine, anyway...

Originally posted by focus4chumps
i created this thread because this is van zan's thread to shine.

no luck needed. easily observed facts will do.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well....as much as woodchipper mulch/poop can shine, anyway...

If it happens to be a sunny day and the angle of light hits the red mist spraying out just right, it could be dazzling spectacle.

Ok...you convinced me.

With those circumstances, he can indeed shine here.

the end of reign of fire made no sense.

van zan sees that the male dragon is starving and eating the females, which are also starving. so it stands to reason that could have just went home and laid low for a little longer and the dragons would have just died off on their own. they didnt need to proceed in the first place.